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Further Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman [Kindle Edition]

JB Lynn
4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (51 customer reviews)

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Book Description

Take three wacky aunts,
two talking animals,
one nervous bride,
and an upcoming hit,
and you've got the follow-up
to JB Lynn's wickedly funny
Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman

Knocking off a drug kingpin was the last thing on Maggie Lee's to-do list, but when a tragic accident leaves her beloved niece orphaned and in the hospital, Maggie will go to desperate lengths to land the money needed for her care.

But the drug kingpin is the least of her worries. Maggie's aunts are driving her crazy, her best friend's turned into a bridezilla…and a knock on the head has given Maggie Dr. Dolittle abilities—she can talk to animals. Unfortunately, they talk back.

It's just another day in the life of this neurotic hitwoman…



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About the Author

Besides being a writer, JB Lynn is a compulsive reader, a runner (of sorts), an enthusiastic cook (who doesn't get the appeal of the Food Network), and someone who has an irresistible urge to eavesdrop at all times.

JB has a great love of her husband, dogs, coffee, purple ink, spiral notebooks, running gear, hot showers, and '80s music. Given enough time, all of these things will eventually show up in her books.


Product Details

  • File Size: 579 KB
  • Print Length: 432 pages
  • Publisher: Avon Impulse (October 16, 2012)
  • Sold by: HarperCollins Publishers
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B008QY8WUC
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #14,539 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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5.0 out of 5 stars Fantastic Read October 23, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
She really didn't want to play "hitwoman" again, but she also really needed more money. Not just for her niece's hospital care, but to fight a long-lost aunt who wants to adopt Katie and take her to Vegas. So when Maggie goes out for chocolate pudding with the mob boss and he asks her to take out an opponent, she tells him she'll think about it.

Ms. Lynn's first book was a joy to read and I'm very happy to have had the opportunity to read this sequel. The stories are busy, full of laughs, and always leave me wondering what will happen next.

The author has made Maggie one unique individual. Since a head injury during a car accident, she can now hear animals talk. God (Godzilla) is a lizard, who is pretty smart and pretty smug, likes to give her advice. Doomsday is a Doberman who is really a big sweetie but puts people off by her size. Her favorite statement is: "Gotta! Gotta!" You can guess gotta what.

If the animals weren't enough, she now has three romantic interests. None of them are quite right for her. One is a cop who appears to have some excess baggage; one is man who's already married twice; and one is an old crush from school she thought was gay. Watching her balance relationships and worrying about her feelings for all three is fun. She's not sure what she wants or who with; they all have their attractions. Thank goodness one of them is an expert killer and can offer her advice on how to take out her assigned hit.

Ms. Lynn always amazes me with her ideas. For example, did the animals expedite her hit or didn't they? Did someone else help her? We don't know, but we can sure imagine. That's part of why these books are such fun to read. They aren't boring, they aren't typical, and the murders are almost an accident.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Good Series April 13, 2014
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Enjoyed book. Like the characters and found it to be a fast read. Did not want to put it down.
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5.0 out of 5 stars completely addicted to this serie!!! April 5, 2014
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I just can't get enough. I received one of the books free and have now bought very single one and can't wait for the new one to come out.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Another winner March 30, 2014
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I'm going to start this review with the fact that I did indeed love it, but now I'm going to whinge (and not about the writing or the story). This is one of those series where I find myself getting annoyed on behalf of the main character, because she never seems to get a break. People are constantly wanting and needing and mean and nasty and selfish, and never give the poor main character a break! I found myself wanting to punch a few characters in the face on Maggie's behalf. Still, it's mostly a fun book and I absolutely love God and Doomsday (DeeDee)! I hope Maggie can eventually find love with Patrick coz he's so sweet :)
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4.0 out of 5 stars Buy it! March 29, 2014
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HAVE FOUND A NEW AUTHOR TO FOLLOW ALONG WITH EVANOVICH AND BOND. CAN HARDLY WAIT TO READ THE NEXT IN THE SERIES.
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5.0 out of 5 stars A lot of Action A lot of Laughs March 19, 2014
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I'm so glad I've found this series! This is the second book in the series, and JB Lynn has found a formula that really works! The main character has been in a horrible accident. Her sweet little neice is clinging to life in a coma. The medical bills are piling up, so what's a girl to do? When she's offered the job as a "hit woman," it's hard for her to say no. Sounds like serious subject matter, but don't worry, the people she's asked to dispatch to the "after life" are real scumbags! You won't feel sorry for them. You will also come to love her "side kicks," a lizard who (due to her accident) she can suddenly hear talking to her, and a big girly dog named Doomesday. Add to that some goofy family members and a couple of cops she has crushes on and you get a fun ride! If you're looking for something different and something to make you smile, this is it!
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4.0 out of 5 stars Fun, easy read! March 18, 2014
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I read the series, I read at night before bed, and enjoy light reading with some humor. This book delivered all that with suspense . Loved the series
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5.0 out of 5 stars A nice funny light read! March 17, 2014
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I stumbled onto JB Lynn on my Kindle. Her books were inexpensive and looked like they would be amusing.

I was pleasantly surprised at how funny and entertaining the books were. I am now a fan and will continue to buy the Hitwoman Series.
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More About the Author

When a fan told her that she's a "fabulous author", a "great sport", and a "very cool chick", JB Lynn immediately thought, "that's what I want my obituary to say!".

A Jersey Girl transplanted to the Sunshine State, JB (you can call her Jen) writes laugh-out-loud suspense and mysteries, along with goosebump-raising thrillers.

She also guzzles coffee, spoils her dog, wastes endless hours daydreaming, and does her best to be a "cool chick" (but if you ever see her running, swimming, or biking, you'll know how dismally she fails).

Find out more about JB and her books at www.jblynn.com



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