The Futurist [Paperback]

James P. Othmer (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: June 12, 2007

Yates is a Futurist.Which is a fancy way of saying he flies around the world, lecturing various conferences, confabs, and conglomerates, dispensing prepackaged bullshit in an attempt to stay just ahead of the latest trend and claim he saw it first. But now Yates has lost faith in the very future that he’s paid to sell and gives what should be a career-ending rant. Instead, a mysterious governmental group hires him to travel the globe and discover why the world seems to hate America. From Middle Eastern war zones to Polynesian superluxe corporate retreats, James Othmer takes us on a mordantly hilarious journey through corporate double-speak and global unrest to find the truth beneath the buzz.

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From Publishers Weekly

Starred Review. As Young & Rubicam ad exec Othmer's satirical first novel opens, famed pop pundit J.P. Yates, having emptied his hotel minibar, experiences an epiphany: he's a fake. After years of peddling insights to any group willing to pay him well—one week he assures a Bible college's graduates that God has a future, the next he assures adult video distributors that porn has a future—he stuns attendees at a Futureworld conference in South Africa by declaring himself "founding father of the Coalition of the Clueless." Ironically, his career takes off: he's more in demand than ever and is even recruited to travel the world asking why everyone hates the U.S. Othmer takes amusing swipes at the likes of (real-life) futurist Faith Popcorn, New York Times columnist Tom Friedman and billionaires Ted Turner and Bill Gates, but the real target of this blistering tale is the American government's post-9/11 arrogance, come home to roost in the fictional Middle East nation of Bas'ar, where press release cant substitutes for untenable reality. A short story excerpted from the novel was a National Magazine Award finalist; this spirited dissection of the contemporary cultural and political zeitgeist is a stylish winner in its own intelligently weird right. (June)
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Unexpectedly dumped by his girlfriend, Yates, the Futurist--a man who's made his living as a paid spokesman for the wonders that await us--rewrites his keynote speech for a high-profile conference, admitting that he has no idea what's going to happen, much less what's going on now. It's career suicide, but, perversely, he finds himself more in demand than ever. He accepts a job from two shadowy government agents who give him unlimited resources and ask simply that he take the world's pulse. Trying also to take his own, Yates jets around, finding shallow consumer culture, callous corporate manipulation, and fervent anti-Americanism. It's inventive and sometimes funny, but Othmer's risky opening gambit--opening with a denouement, essentially--fails to pay dividends; despite Othmer's attempts to create tension, Yates' journey feels curiously slack. A promising idea--using one man's existential crisis to examine a world in crisis--leads to a story that sometimes feels (as when Yates tries to sort out his relationship with a beautiful South African prostitute) like just another portrait of midlife crisis. Keir Graff
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Product Details

• Paperback: 272 pages
• Publisher: Anchor (June 12, 2007)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0307275140
• ISBN-13: 978-0307275141
• Product Dimensions: 5.2 x 0.6 x 8 inches
• Shipping Weight: 2.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (47 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,247,162 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

James P. Othmer spent the last 20 years seeking the title, "Former Adman." It was not until the first chapter of The Futurist appeared in the Virginia Quarterly Review and was named a finalist for the National Magazine Award in fiction that his dream (sort of)came true. A graduate of the creative writing program at New York University, Othmer has had stories and humorous essays and op-eds published in the VQR, The New York Times, Nylon magazine, The Chattahoochee Review, Madison Review and other publications. His long strange path to publication included gigs as, in no particular order, soulless ad guy, newspaper reporter, gofer at a wine magazine and, for parts of four glorious summers, a brick layer at a mental institution. He lives in Mahopac, NY with his family and is working on his second novel.

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18 of 19 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars You'll laugh, you'll feel queasy, you'll get tired of the over-the-top scenarios., August 2, 2006

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J. V. Lewis (secure undisclosed location) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: The Futurist: A Novel (Hardcover)

This is a damned entertaining book. Very funny, very well-written characters, a believably-rendered world stageset of airports, boardrooms, hotel rooms, etc. But between out-loud laughs are stretches of air-sick realism that unsettle and disturb, and give the book a kind of chilling subtext that doesn't feel at all like summer fun. The book feels like sincere cultural criticism delivered by a manic, almost soul-less white-collar drudge, the twinges of whose remaining conscience are drowned-out by hysteric laughter.

I downgrade to 4 stars because I don't see why the author resorted to such drastic, almost slapstick juxtapositions: the main character consults Bible churches and the porn industry, for example. His cynicism is evident without such hamfisted hyperbole.

I noticed frequent similarities to David Foster Wallace's fiction, certainly a promising association, but Othmer kept needlessly augmenting an already forceful story, to the point I felt manipulated and disrespected as a reader. I am happy to forgive him these overindulgences, since the book is so fun, but I do feel that he missed the oportunity of writing something truly excellent. Describing a person and a culture that eschew constraint needn't require storytelling that eschews restraint.

13 of 15 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Its sheer exuberance, its epigrammatic style, and its wit and irreverence are a hoot!, July 16, 2006

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David M. Gordon (Summerlin, NV) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: The Futurist: A Novel (Hardcover)

While reading The Futurist, I used words such as clever, hilarious, and insightful to describe the experience of reading such a fun and intelligent novel. The truth is these words do this book little justice. Its set pieces alone are worth the price of admission. It is laugh out loud funny. And its many characters contain great depth, and even their own tales. (Perhaps in Othmer's second novel...)

"Oh, shit. I've given back tens of millions. Some of these guys, these billionaires, make me sick. They think that now they're rich, they can satisfy their egos, alleviate their guilt, by thinking their accidental windfall somehow means they are geniuses, cosmically ordained and therefore eminently qualified to solve the world's problems -- AIDS, loose nukes, illiteracy. They're delusional enough to think that they matter more than others in a larger sense. They think, Now that I've made billions on a search engine that can locate highly specialized subgenres of kiddy porn at thrice the speed of light, I'm going to teach the world to read. When in truth they're rewriting history to say that their original business models, the ones that made them obscenely rich, were driven not by greed and hubris but by some larger calling to transform the world."

William Faulkner once instructed that good fiction is "about the human heart in conflict with itself." Author James P Othmer seemingly knows especially well this writerly commandment. Othmer conflates the personal and professional conflicts that rage in the heart of his protagonist, Yates (the eponymous Futurist) with his, and our, attempt at understanding "why they hate us (Americans)."

It has been a long, long while since I devoured a novel as voraciously as I did The Futurist. Its sheer exuberance, its epigrammatic style, and its wit and irreverence are a hoot! More to the point, however: I believe you would enjoy this novel every bit as much as I did. And still do. Yes, it is that memorable.

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David M Gordon

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Sobering, hillarious., July 11, 2006

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J. P. Spallina (New York, NY) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: The Futurist: A Novel (Hardcover)

While much of what I read about The Futurist seems to be aimed at jaded corporate players and expats, this book struck me as just as relevant to the dormroom Stewart/Colbert fans who, without knowing the specific machinations behind the world that Yates existes in, that has been shoved down their throats since infancy, clearly feel that something is amiss. The heart of this book, encapsulated by Yates' admission of being a "founding member of the Coalition of the Clueless" should resonate with anyone who not only seeks the truth in a world programmed to cloud it, but has enough humilty and respect for it to throw their hands up every once in a while and say "I don't know". Therein lies Yates' likeablilty. His selfish pragmatism, obnoxiousness, and warped moral compass fittingly push that likeability to the edge, in a way only the best written anti-heroes can, but ultimately couldn't squelch it. That conflictedness of Yates' character, along with Othmer's spot-on satire and just plain witty prose made this book for me, and I'd highly recommend it to just about anyone else who comes across this review. In the immortal words of Yogi Berra, "the future aint what it used to be," and there is no better or more entertaining example of that today than Yates and The Futurist.