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10,000 GENERATION X GEN CELL PHONE ANTENNA BOOSTER BOOSTERS AS SEEN ON TV

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The Generation X Cell Antenna came gratis in another product for my phone I'd purchased from Amazon. At first I didn't even notice The Generation X Cell Antenna or thought it was a coupon of some sort. I'm not sure now because everything's a little blurry. I guess it sat on my desk while I was trying out the product I'd purchased. Suddenly The Generation X Cell Antenna levitated itself from my desk, started spinning, faster and faster now, until it was invisible except as a kind of longitudinal wave in the fabric of spacetime. Then I started feeling faint and just as I was passing out or something, the Generation X Cell Antenna longitudinal wave passed first over and then through me before bolting towards a window. Then it passed right through the window as though it had been thrown by David Blaine. Without shattering the window!

That was the last time I ever saw that Generation X Cell Antenna. At first I was kinda glad because I felt kind of exhausted all of a sudden. But then I crawled into bed and had the deepest, richest, most clear dreams ever. They were really hot for awhile, if you know what I mean (Hi Jessica!), until my final dream, which was like apocalyptic or something. Woke up feeling things are looking kind of bleak for our species, if it's true there are people almost like us living on the Sun (Hi Angelina!). And they're angry.

Would have given the Generation X Cell Antenna five stars except that when I brushed my teeth this morning I found on the brush a tiny piece of metal. Under a microscope it looked exactly like the Generation X Cell Antenna. A ha, I thought, I've been chipped with a fractal of the Generation X Cell Phone Antenna. I don't know, I kind of think that's not cool. Then again I also wonder if maybe they put that there so the real Jessica could find me. Guess I'll never know, since when I turned away for a second a Lady Bug flew in my window, grabbed the Generation X Cell Phone Antenna and flew back out the window. Or so my girlfriend says. Normally I wouldn't even believe that but since the window was closed the whole time, but after what I've seen of the Generation X Cell Antenna, anything is possible. Right?

I was reluctant to spend $750 on an upgrade to my iPhone, especially since it wasn't available as an App, but I have to tell you it's the best investment I've ever made. Apparently it links your cell signal to satellites which makes call clarity way better. I can put my phone next to my stereo and transmit full 7.1 surround sound to my office computer. Best of all this antenna let me call Mars! I was sending touch-tone instructions to the Mars Rover and was able to get it to write my name in the sand! How cool is it to have your name in the sand on Mars?! Anyway, don't be cheap. Cough up the dough. You could waste your $750 on a sweet TV, or an SLR Camera, or a new transmission for your Corolla, but why get those when you can get this easy-to-install interstellar antenna upgrade!!!