A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper. Give a "hi-ya." to your house salad with this karate-hand blade. Serrated and dishwasher safe, this lettuce knife gives a punch to your produce.
I bought this knife because every time I saw it on the internet, I could not stop laughing. It's not quite as sharp as I wish it was for a lettuce knife, but it is definitely still useful. I highly recommend this product.
When being attacked by giant mutated heads of lettuce trained in martial arts, I assumed that this would be the appropriate product with which to defend myself.
Turns out that a sharp knife or even my bare hands would have been much better.