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Game of Toilets - Thrones Gone Wild - Parody [Kindle Edition]

Lord Eatturd Fark , George Chityil
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Book Description


In mankind’s long forgotten epoch, probably after the Pleistocene glaciation, jesters and dominatrices, midgets and choir boys struggle to control a toilet. Some fight with toilet pumps, others with craft. Meanwhile, some loonies prepare an army of the constipated to march south and a bit to the east to ravage the kingdoms. Lord Eatturd Fark will do everything in his powers to stop those threatening peace in the Hundred and Twenty Nine Kingdoms.


"Hilarious Game of Thrones Parody" - Mum
"I liked it too!" - Dad

A work in progress, this book gets new chapters every week. If you buy it now you can download new chapters later for free and gain an early entrance for only 1 dollar as the price will increase once finished!

Product Details

  • File Size: 117 KB
  • Print Length: 28 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: George Chityil; 6 edition (April 8, 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #967,846 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious Game of Thrones Parody! June 4, 2012
By Judy
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Many get uppity about parodies and spoofs, but I love them! I've read the Harry Potter parodies, seen all of the 'Scary Movie's, and I can even remember reading the Goosebump books parodies when I was in middle school. [Anyone else remember Gooflumps?!] Probably without saying, just like everyone else on the planet right now, I love Game of Thrones. I watch the show religiously, I have the dvds and the books [though I admit I have not read the books yet, I have them in paper and I just hardly ever read anything off the Kindle. Got them as a gift though, so I suppose I should some time.] As a lover of the real series, I bought this book hoping it would be as funny as the Potter and Twilight parodies. It definitely was!

I doubt anyone buying this has not seen Game of Thrones or read the books, so I won't explain the story, but I will say that I absolutely loved the character parodies! They had me cracking up when from the moment I read their names. Daenerys Targaryen as Domynatris, Eddard Stark as Eatturd! The humor was really top quality and I was literally laughing out loud the whole book. Thank goodness at books end we find out the author is adding new chapters frequently, and I can download it for free!
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1.0 out of 5 stars Don't waste your time June 14, 2012
By Daryl
Format:Kindle Edition
Wow, What a turd. The only way you could find this entertaining is if you were a teenage pot-head. And if you were it is unlikely that you would have had the mental skills to read the original. Do the world a favor and spend your free time doing something more useful like picking your toe-jams. This is not even a good bathroom read.
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Happy father of one, occasional author. I create books I read or use myself, and I hope you will like them as much as I do.

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