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The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight: A Novel

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The finest comedy reveals truths that cannot be appreciated any other way -- such is the case with THE GANG THAT COULDN'T SHOOT STRAIGHT, a book that has kept me laughing for years. As someone who grew up in New York in the 60's and 70's, I knew people just like many of the characters in this book. Breslin has captured a time and a mindset that are, believe it or not, already mostly gone. Debunking the glorification of mobsters in THE GODFATHER, here is a riotously funny but far more truthful portrait of the petty, far from brilliant men who made up so much of the mob. Breslin also manages to draw hilariously insightful portraits of many others who made up the New York of two decades ago. (One example: a courtroom scene involving a confrontation between a Jewish lawyer, a Greek judge, an African American defendant and a Sicilian grandmother has to be read to be believed!) These types are still present in NYC, but attitudes have changed enough to make this book a priceless time capsule. Being of Sicilian descent myself, I find no offense in Breslin's humorous depictions. From a mob funeral to the simple spectacle on an old woman shooing a dog off her front stoop, his word pictures are as insightful as they are uproarious. Yes, the comedy becomes downright farcical at times, but so does real life. I've read many of Breslin's books and columns over the years, and consider him a superb writer. For my money, GANG is still his best and funniest work, a book that remains delightful read after read.

It may very well have turned out like the rollicking racketeers in this novel. Film has elevated the Mafioso to either a Brando-like brilliant elder statesman, calculating and controlled Pacino or overweight but sexy Tony Soprano. Breslin spins all those ideas off the map with a tale about "regular guys" who happen to be mobsters and are, in fact, none too successful at it. Graphic and brutal, while maintaining and air of both satire and farce, this story is, with all its laughs, probably closest to the truth. After you worship at the altar of Vito Corleone, meet this other family in a very funny novel in which every mobster has the IQ of Fredo.

This is a painfully hilarious book. Just after The Godfather, and long before the subsequent mafia deluge we would all see in books and movies, Jimmy Breslin created the worst crime family in the world, the hilarious Looking Glass image of the Corleones. They're dangerous, sure, but usually only by accident, and as long as you're standing in front of their guns you'll be allright. The Old Man is afraid his car is booby trapped, so every morning he has his wife start the engine for him. Big Jelly Catalano has a stolen circus lion in his basement that he feeds his victims to. An obituary for a gangster reads "He died of natural causes as his heart stopped suddenly when six men stuck knives into it." It's pretty over the top stuff, and not for the squeamish. It's one of the few books I've read that made me laugh so hard my chest was sore the next day. Highly recommended.

I first read THE GANG THAT COULDN'T SHOOT STRAIGHT when I was a teenager in Brooklyn, a borough well renowned as being where most gangsters lived. I grew up in Dyker Heights. Joe Colombo, the notorious Mafia chief in the early '70's, lived three blocks away from us. He was shot more than a few times in the head at an Italian-American Civil Rights League rally that he organized in the summer of 1971. He lived a few years as a cabbage after that. One time a truck going down his block backfired, causing a loud thunder. Six jukeboxes in jogging suits appeared on his front porch, aiming guns! Which reminds me of Jimmy Breslin's classic novel. Breslin's novel is hilarious, showcasing the Mafia as the laughable cretins that they are. Forget Puzo's THE GODFATHER. Too many people, after reading that romantic fiction, and especially after seeing the movie, grew to revere these baboons as some sort of elder statesmen with guns. Breslin tells the right story. They can't spell their names, and spend more time doing absolutlely nothing than the guy sleeping in the park. Breslin will make you laugh. And, again, he will make you think. It's a classic worth reading again!

If you are looking for a solemn documentary on the mafia, go elsewhere. If you want to be entertained by a brilliantly depicted cast of characters, this is for you. Fans of 'The Simpsons' should take a look at this.

The more politically correct and squeamish should stay away. This is about gansters; bad people doing bad things. If you can't sit through Mel Brooks' "Blazing Saddles" then don't even try to read this book.

After 15 years of occasionally re-reading this book, it still makes me laugh out loud.

I first read Jimmy Breslin's novel when it was published - been laughing ever since. Bought this for a Brit friend as an example of American humor at its best. Honestly believe if he were alive, Mark Twain would have doubled over in his rocker with this one.

The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight is a humorous look at the mobster mentality that existed in the not too distant past. Crime has changed a good deal since then, but this sheds light on the some of the Neanderthals that still populate this world. It stands on my shelf next to classics by Elmore Leonard.

With his own brand of humor and wit, Jimmy Breslin has made reading about, "The Mob" funny and fascinating.

This reviewer has read Jimmy Breslin for years, going back to his days at the late, lamented "New York Herald Tribune". He believes that JB is far more skilled at shorter, more focused real time stories than he is at fiction, even the thinly-veiled type. "The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight" bears that opinion out. "Gang" is about a Queens-based bunch of Mafiosi that "just couldn't get it together". Queens is an honorable borough of New York City. The plot has that coating of fiction surrounding it, but there is no doubt that the characters are a compendium of those wise guys, hoods, quiffs and neighborhood guys that the author knows so well. The problem is that JB is best at the true real life stuff. There is good news here: "The Gang" has plenty of those quick one liners about life in the Big City at which the author excels. A sampling: "Roz loved her new job as a traffic agent. Instead of scrubbing floors for white people, she could give them parking tickets".... "On Marshall Street, men could get up in the morning to work with grappling hooks as longshoremen. Or they could go out at night with guns"....... "Frank Costello, the Italian mobster did most of his fixing through Jewish bagmen or Irish judges". We learn in passing of Abba Dabbba Bernstein, who tried to fix the numbers racket for Dutch Schultz. But the quips and war stories can't carry it all over 249 pages. This reviewer suggests an alternative: Jimmy's newest release, "The Good Rat". That one has those same sharp interjections about the sidewalks of New York, but it is steeped in the hard who-what -where-why and how prose that plays to the author's newspaperman/reporter strengths. When Breslin is on, he is very strong indeed but with fiction, he is simply out of his element.

Jimmy Breslin has once again shown what alcholism and a vivid imagination can do to a writer more bent on amusing, rather than informing. Unlike the other reviewers of this book who wouldn't know a mobster from a lobster,I have lived with,broken bread with,and most importantly have done business with some of the most important figures in organized crime. Mr. Breslin clearly wrote this book from the view of clear prejudice to ALL Italian-Americans. It is nothing more than a self-hating liberal cause celebre, meant to knock a group of people who have more influence in the daily lives of Americans than Mr. Breslin cares to admit or discuss.If all of the subjects in this book were as incapable as Breslin fantasizes about. than obviouslt the government would not be so heel bent on bringing the Mafia down. Unlike the ever inebbriated Breslin,the Mob has been creatively and sucessfully brilliant in it's ability to justly profit from the needs,wants and desires of the people.To those interested in reading the real Mafia, I suggest peeking at any of the Jerry Capeci books, as well as Wiseguy by Nick Pillegi. At least these two authors have an inside knowledge of the mob and have sold more than 1 book over the past 10 years.