Garden Zombie

Product Features

• Lifesize resin garden sculpture
• Incredibly detailed and wonderfully creepy
• 31.5 x 19.5 x 8 inches

Product Description

There's A Zombie On Your Lawn! Nobody was quite sure what caused it. An alien pathogen riding the tail of Halley's Comet? Some government "rage" virus? Radiation from a downed satellite? Your guess is as good as ours, but one thing's for sure - the dead are rising, and they are hungry for your brains. It's a post-zombie world, and if we want to live in it, we have to learn to live with them. Everybody walks around with large caliber weapons, swords, and cricket bats now, but every now and again you see the so-called "domesticated" zombies. These de-toothed and chained shamblers are useful for all sorts of tasks - from carrying your groceries to scaring off those nasty neighborhood kids. Now, of course it's illegal to sell reanimated corpses, so we've had to rely on resin facsimiles to stand in for a frightening visage of death. Watching over your garden is a monstrous shambler, pale, vile and seemingly hungry! Of course, you know better! He's just a terrifying statue! From mid-torso up, he "rises" out of your freshly tilled and mulched begonias ready to devour the brains of the next interloper he comes across. Guaranteed to scare away any trespasser, without the headaches of accidentally releasing a real zombie. All those complications, bodies, and police forms - who needs the hassle? Your fresh resin Garden Zombie comes packed in three pieces, and assembles in seconds!

Product Details

• ASIN: B003CWCW0O
• Average Customer Review: 4.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (17 customer reviews)

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

31 of 31 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars scared the house keeper October 14, 2010

By Mikey likes it.

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I placed this under the bed to see if the housekeeper sweeps there. Well I guess she does cause when I came home she threw a shoe at me and thanked me for scaring the sh-t out of her. I guess it will fair better if I place it on my lawn this Halloween

10 of 10 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars Picture does not do it justice! July 8, 2011

By Sharon R. Day

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It's life-sized and the expression and the posture is so real! I ordered a pizza and the poor delivery guy saw it on my coffee table trying to come out of it--he took a step back and was eager to leave, almost forgot his tip! I'm writing a zombie novel now and this guy (I named him "Clive") has been inspiring me. I just glance over at him and I can imagine what it's like to be chased by zombies. This is so much better than I thought it would be from the pictures. Even his eyes have cataracts.

6 of 6 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars garden sculpture June 3, 2011

By Joseph X. Young

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Really neat and spooky addition to my poolside. The sculpture is detailed, the eyes are so realistic it's uncanny. I love it and the way it makes some people, especially my girlfriend, uneasy. He's looking right at you when exiting the door to the patio and pool area. I only wish it was Made in USA.