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rollercoaster to hell on the wings of a satanic unicorn
on April 22, 2014
I don’t typically write posts, but I think this deserves my 2 cents. first off this should be labeled under weight loss since I s*** out the deepest darkest parts of my intestines, i had to turn the lights off and pray during this ride to hell, and afterwards i had to lay in the shower crying in disgust that my body could produce something that evil. Then, Just when i thought i was done i had to think again, i was on to the acid farts and diarrhea, it was so bad, it was like a scene out of a bad horror film where you know something horrible is about to happen but there is nothing you can do to stop it. (though there were the good days were i could play battle s***s for an hour with random stall mates). Next i was on to the stomach cramps, man were these bad, i thought at one point i would have to borrow my fiancé’s tampons in fear that some sort of mangina bleeding would begin to happen. if these weren’t bad enough the drinking of this concoction is like mixing mud with oil in subzero temps. once you mix it you must drink it within seconds or it gets so thick you may have to eat it. i was at the gym on a Saturday working out when out of nowhere i had an explosion from both ends, i guess i pushed to hard and the myofusion made its own push for resistance. all this was only 3 days of taking the product, i continued using in in hopes that it would get better but there was no luck by the fifth day this drink had me hoping and wishing someone would come and kill me, my ass was on fire, my esophagus was raw and no longer accepting food. i will forewarn anyone with any ounce of stomach issued be careful with this product as you could take your own ride to hell with it. this product got me kicked out of the bedroom, banned from my gym, and created a new insecurity for me, and damaged relationships....so i am not going to buy this product again until i need to get rid of someone from my house.