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Gastroanomalies: Questionable Culinary Creations from the Golden Age of American Cookery [Hardcover]

James Lileks
4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (31 customer reviews)


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Book Description

November 27, 2007
It was a time of innocence, nuclear families, traditional values . . . and BAD FOOD.

In an era where cooks wanted to put their best foot forward, there was no end to the creative, cost-efficient, and cream-based dishes that disgraced the family dinner table, the cocktail party, or the neighborhood BBQ. Recipes involving ingredients like ground meat, bananas, and cottage cheese sound innocent enough—unless you mix them all together in a strange attempt to cover every food group at once.

In Gastroanomalies, James Lileks gathers another remarkable assortment of dishes that once inspired cooks to brave new heights but now inspire sour stomachs and thoughts of “how did I survive?” Highlighted with excerpts from bizarre cookbooks (like Joan Crawford shilling for Bisquick), dubious images (is it meat or chocolate ice cream?), ads heralding the latest in kitchen technology (how about a bacon-egger?), and Lileks’s acerbic, off-the-wall commentary (“Put your ear close, and you can actually hear the meat screaming in terror”), Gastroanomalies is an irresistible retro documentation of a bygone era when artisanal cheese and vegetables lightly steamed (not boiled to mush) were still light-years away. Gastroanomalies will have foodies, baby boomers, and lovers of kitsch in stitches.


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About the Author

JAMES LILEKS is the author of The Gallery of Regrettable Food, Mommy Knows Worst, and Interior Desecrations. Visit his popular website at www.lileks.com.

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 176 pages
  • Publisher: Crown Archetype; Complete Numbers Starting with 1, 1st Ed edition (November 27, 2007)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0307383075
  • ISBN-13: 978-0307383075
  • Product Dimensions: 7.9 x 0.7 x 8.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.4 pounds
  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (31 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #727,058 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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4.7 out of 5 stars
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4.7 out of 5 stars
I had to stop reading this at work for it literally made me Laugh Out Loud. R. Sinclair  |  6 reviewers made a similar statement
Call it Gallery 2 - Electric Boogaloo, or just call it a great read! Roman Martel  |  5 reviewers made a similar statement
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49 of 50 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars It's time for a potluck -- What Would Satan Do? November 30, 2007
Format:Hardcover
If I could, I would give this book six stars. I just bought it at my local Big Box Bookstore and sat down to read it in the store but literally had to leave because I was laughing so hard. People were looking at me funny. So I read it at home, making those alarming laugh-snort-gasping sounds. Now my dog is looking at me funny.

Once again, Jame Lileks skewers the horrible foods of the mid-20th century. How could things so bland and tasteless manage to look so disgusting? Why are the colors of these dishes brought to us by Technicolor on steroids? Yes, this was the era when " 'Mexican' meant three entire grains of pepper added to a gallon of tomato juice" and pizza crusts -- when pizza was consumed at all -- seemed to be made of Saltine cracker crumbs. Lileks also shows us what Satan brings to every darn potluck (Silly me. I thought he'd bring lutefisk.), and ponders the secret ingredient in the oceans of white sauce -- bleach, maybe?

If you loved Lileks's "Gallery of Regrettable Food" and thought it was one of the best humor books ever, like I did, come back for a hearty, heapin', second helping of lard-filled laughter, held up for your amusement in a colorful yet quivering aspic.
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24 of 25 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Wanna eat less? Skim through this first! November 29, 2007
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The chapter on "how to drive off your husband with lousy cooking" is some of the funniest, horriblest photography and writing I've had the pleasure of reading in months. Lileks is wonderfully droll.

The meat dishes are disgusting. What on earth were these folks thinking?

For samples of the author's sense of humor, his website is www.lileks.com. If you like what you see, buy his books and keep him in business.
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15 of 15 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars SHOW HER MR. BANANA! November 30, 2007
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James Lileks has done it again. I'm still fondest of THE GALLERY OF REGRETTABLE FOOD and INTERIOR DESECRATORS but GASTROANOMALIES deserves a place of (dis)honour near these worthy tomes. This time there is no attempt to explain the origins of the revolting dishes (with one exception: 'food' from Austalia that explains why that country's liberal immigration laws have greatly improved its cuisine since the time of this 'cookbook's' publication--it couldn't have gotten any worse!)
I think Mr. Lileks' creative writing is at its best in the "Please let her pick the bananas" section.
I wonder if any of these dishes were actually prepared by the victi--uh, cooks. If people then were like people now, the books were just for lookin'. Maybe some of the pictures were intended for dieters--you won't want to eat after viewing some of the greasier, sugarier examples in this appallingly hilarious book.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Love it!
Perhaps not quite as sublime as The Gallery of Regrettable Food, but classic Lileks nonetheless. A witty, but loving poke at the now bizarre-seeming gastronomic tastes of our... Read more
Published 1 month ago by mompie
5.0 out of 5 stars Disgusting!
I bought it for my wafe....a personal chef...she'll enjoy it. It's unbelievable how outrageous and annoying some people's imagination can be!
Published 6 months ago by Rodger A. Woodruff
5.0 out of 5 stars Want a good laugh...this delivers.
I love reading old cookbooks and James Lileks does a great job finding off the wall recipes (with pictures) and poking fun at "the old days" and what our mothers used to cook for... Read more
Published 17 months ago by Rita
5.0 out of 5 stars YES.
I love this book. I keep it on my desk at work to lure in unsuspecting passers by, and I read it during lunch- which tends to make things go slow, since eating is harder when you... Read more
Published on March 31, 2011 by Clever Name Goes Here
5.0 out of 5 stars "Bivalve Chunky Spackle Fungus!"
"Gastroanomalies" is another piece of genius from James Lileks, satirist and kitsch commentator par excellence. Read more
Published on March 7, 2011 by Robert I. Hedges
5.0 out of 5 stars Side-splittingly funny!
You will be in pain as you read this book. The commentary is absolutely marvelous! I received this for Christmas and enjoy sharing it with both sides of the family. Read more
Published on January 3, 2011 by RedheadRev
5.0 out of 5 stars Incredibly lol funny
How can you resist a book with a line like: "How many 'My little ponies' gave their blood for that meatball sauce?" Would also give it six stars if I could.
Published on January 31, 2010 by Lucia Miranda
5.0 out of 5 stars Like all the Lileks books, AWESOME
Great, great, great. So funny. I have all of his books and visit the website daily. Gut-bustingly hilarious.
Published on November 5, 2009 by Sara Austin
5.0 out of 5 stars OMG! did we really cook this way?
James Lileks combs thru plenty of vintage cookbooks and unearths (Or should it be exhumes?) some truly questionable and horrid gems from the dustbin of American Culinary history... Read more
Published on October 18, 2009 by Peter Isaacson
5.0 out of 5 stars So funny my wife won't let me read it in bed!!
I LOVED it!! It's a great follow up to "regrettable Food". Honestly, James' descriptions of these culinary treats made me guffaw to the point that I was asked to remove the book... Read more
Published on July 16, 2009 by J. Lents
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