I am a children's book author and illustrator and part time astronaut. I like making Kindle books. I live in a small castle beside the River Snood with my chums Lord Treacle, "Mousy" Mousington and Otto Fishblanket. We often go treasure hunting and then come home and have tea and cake, and sometimes, if the weather has been particularly inclement, tea and teacakes.
Hello again!Otto Fishblanket here!Don't worry, I haven't been idle. I have been beavering away trying to get my new book, Otto Fishblanket's I Can Make You Slime: Ten Unbelievable Weight Loss Tips for a Slimer You ready for publication. I haven't been helped by my recalcitrant fool of an illustrator, who is a complete nincompoop.And to make matters worse, to make ends meet, I have been having to work nightshifts at the Dunstable Cabbage Steaming Factory (No doubt you have heard of the famou
As you have doubtless heard I am soon to publish a new book, all about how to make yourself slimer.
It is taking a while, as I have to write it all out in longhand because I can't afford a typewriter. I have fallen on hard times and am living in reduced circumstances above a Tooth Shop in Dunstable.
This is very difficult for me as I cannot afford teeth.
Would the Tooth Shop miss a few teeth if I were to sneak down and help myse
An amazing new book by Otto Fishblanket is going to be available soon!
It is called Ten Incredible Tips on How to Lose Weight, and it is all about how you can lose weight using these ten unbelievable tips! Tip number six you just won't believe!
It is packed with case studies of people who have lost lots of weight using these tips.
This book is so incredible you just won't believe it.
Otto Fishblanket doesn't believe it - and he wrote it!
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