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Gilbert Gottfried: Dirty Jokes (2005)

Gilbert Gottfried  |  NR |  DVD
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  • Actors: Gilbert Gottfried
  • Format: Multiple Formats, Color, Dolby, Full Screen, NTSC
  • Language: English
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: NR (Not Rated)
  • Studio: Image Entertainment
  • DVD Release Date: December 6, 2005
  • Run Time: 49 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (38 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B000BC8SYC
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #138,379 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)

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Gilbert Gottfried: Dirty Jokes is an unabashedly gleeful compendium of filthy gags, some as familiar as high school locker-room banter, some dusted off from Friars Club roasts, and others quite new and shocking. The squinting, gravel-voiced comedian, whose performance clip in The Aristocrats is a highlight of that film, dives into the deep end before a New York City crowd with one sick laugh after another, most having to do with sex (of course) though many others find sport with age, health, and religion. Nothing can be repeated here, but the one about the long-married Jewish guy who makes two requests of a genie is awfully good, while another about two old men sitting on a park bench is priceless. Nothing is off the table: traveling salesmen humor, dead hookers, the bear and the incompetent hunter (that one's priceless). Gottfried also treats the crowd to pretty good impressions of Bill Cosby, Alan King, Jackie Mason, and Jerry Seinfeld. The first dozen jokes might not break through one's defenses, but eventually Gottfried's persistence will. --Tom Keogh

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Recorded live in New York City, Gilbert Gottfried tears down the walls of good taste in this hilarious, gleefully foul-mouthed performance! At his most shocking and hilarious, he builds to a now-legendary grand finale known as the Dirtiest Joke of All Time (featured in the hit film The Aristocrats)! Definitely not for kids... may even be unsuitable for adults! Includes over 30 minutes of jaw-dropping bonus features! An insane collection of impressions and intimate personal details about Gilbert that will not be found anywhere else. Bonus segments include: - How to tell a dirty joke - Intimate details about Gilbert's personal life - Fond recollections of famous friends like JFK, Reverend Martin Luther King, Jr. and Charles Lindburgh - Gilbert on Brando - Gilbert on Groucho - Gilbert on Lugosi

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11 of 11 people found the following review helpful
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I have never been a big fan of Gilbert Gottfried but, I never hated him either. I do remember a small bit he did years ago about Moby Dick that I thought was hilarious but, that was about it. In this newer stand-up Gilbert takes a lot of old stale jokes and turns them into new fresh and often side splittingly funny routines. I was doubled over with laughter many times during this 48 minute set. This set is extremely dirty and we hear some of our favorite curse words frequently so, if the C or F word bothers you,........don't watch this! If they don't, then grab a beer and some friends and get ready to laugh your A** off! I rate it 4 1/2 stars
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15 of 18 people found the following review helpful

Jesus, your DVD is funny. I went all the way and paid the extra dough for the autographed version. That donut bit with both Kennedys, Martin Luther King Jr. and Charles Lindbergh (shortly after his son was found dead) was killing me. My god...

By the way, I forgot to mention that a friend and I saw The Aristocrats at the Crest Theater in Sacramento the night it came out. You've heard this from everybody I'm sure, but you and Saget put that film over the top. Bob...because other than comedians, nobody knows he is one of the filthiest comics out there. But I swear to you, I was crying by the time your bit was over. Especially the footage of the roast. Jesus. I don't know if you were in on the editing of that movie but you ougtta thank Penn big time because that film showed everybody that other comedians love your stuff. It was kind of like the film culminated with your gig. That's gotta be a huge ego boost if nothing else.

Thanks for making me laugh like hell.

A big fan,

Joseph Dutra

p.s. I love your appearances on Howard. I heard you last week and it reminded me to go to your website and order the DVD. I'm begging you to do more obscure references when you're on.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars OHMAGAWD! January 3, 2007
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I never laughed so hard at a standup performance as I did with this DVD. Every filthy disgusting off-color joke was done with Gilbert's deadpan face expertise that you can't help but roar with laughter. His imitation of Seinfeld and Alan King are priceless. The classic Aristocrats joke is done as a great ad-lib performance. If you like smutty stories, filthy disgusting jokes, then this is for you! ENJOY and keep a box of Depends handy when you pee yourself with laughter as only Gilbert can make you do.
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10 of 13 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Shocking Shocking Shocking Shocking Shocking January 20, 2006
Like him or not, Gilbert Gottfried is one of the most interesting and unorthodox comics working today. Of course the jokes are old, and many are familiar to most of us, which is the obvious gimmick of the show (ergo the title). If you know and like Gottfried, then you know that it's not the moldy joke but the way it is delivered that matters, and Gottfried has a mostly masterful method. When a joke fails (and the audience is pretty bland here), Gottfried's ability to retrieve the moment often results in a far funnier and bizarre running commentary and/or audience critique, which has always been his strongest point (there are occasional and unfortunate end-of-joke cuts which disrupt the rhythm, but they aren't overly disruptive).
If there were other records of his stand-up currently available on the market, then I would lessen my rating to four stars, since his original work is generally more rewarding. Since it is all that is presently out there, it gets five. Unlike the pandering observational humor of Jerry Seinfeld or the family-friendly musings of Bill Cosby (both of whom get mocked fairly mercilessly here), "Dirty Jokes" is not for all tastes...thank God!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Filthy and Fantastic! January 26, 2006
Gilbert Gottfried is a genius. THANK YOU for making a DVD that puts so many dirty jokes where they long--together! Of course I knew a few, but I learned so many more! Gilbert's delivery is priceless, and his impressions of comics like Bill Cosby and Jerry Seinfeld make some of the jokes even funnier.

If you're a fan of filthy humor, this DVD is a MUST HAVE! My personal favorite is about the guy who doesn't know if his wife has VD or TB...

And at $'s a steal. DO NOT MISS THIS ONE!
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Gilbert Gottfried: Dirty Jokes March 20, 2006
I just bought Gilbert Gottfried's "Dirty Jokes". Gottfried is a comic genius! This is the best comedy video I've seen in quite some time. If you're having friends over for a few drinks--put this video in and the party's started. This is laugh-out-loud comedy at it's best. If you love SHOCK humor--this is the video for you. This video features "The Aristocrats" joke. It's almost as if Gottfried wrote the legendary vaudville joke himself. If people only knew the AFLAC duck was so demented.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Gilbert IS the Comedian's Comedian March 7, 2006
Gilbert Gottfried has a reputation for being a "comedian's comedian" -- he is that and more. He's at his best when he's unscripted (or appears so) and the "extra" material on the DVD does very well by him.

Unfortunately, this DVD is probably not the best choice for an introduction.

If you are familiar with his work (and you like it), then you'll enjoy the DVD. In the main feature of the DVD he is telling old, non-original dirty jokes before a packed house at Caroline's. It's a small (but venerable) stage and magnifies the idiosyncracries of a performer so be prepared. After getting over the initial shock of seeing him in makeup and hair colour, it was nice to see him in his element -- and his impressions of Bill Cosby, Alan King, and Jerry Seinfeld make me smile and take my mind off the punchlines I already know. As I watched the main DVD feature I really wanted him to ditch the material and go off on one of his extemporaneous sidebars (and he almost does a few times) -- that is why I like him so much and why he's known as a comedian's comedian.

For me, the price of the DVD was met with the extra material. This is where we get a glimpse of the true Gilbert Gottfried. Anyone who sees comedy on the Internet has probably seen his legendary appearance at the Hugh Hefner roast. It's a hysterical bit and shows Gilbert at his best. On the DVD extra material, we find a selection that leads us to believe we're going to see that bit, but instead we're treated to a lengthy (and funny) explanation as to why we will NOT see it. Don't be disappointed, you can poke around on the Internet and see it for free anyway.

By the way, when you see Gilbert staring at you on the DVD, does anyone else notice a disturbing resemblance to Humphrey Bogart?
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
1.0 out of 5 stars This show is really disgusting! He is not funny-at all
This show is really disgusting! He is not funny-at all. He's really very sickening. There are SO many comedians who do not use crude humor, and are hysterically funny. Read more
Published 26 days ago by Donna
4.0 out of 5 stars Not for the Prudish!
Funny Stuff! If you are easily offended by lots of profanity and liberal use of some of the "Seven Banned Words"(George Carlin)Stay away! Hide the woman and children. Read more
Published 2 months ago by L. Bourassa
5.0 out of 5 stars gilbert
among my favorite videos. This is one of the filthiest videos out there, so caution is advised for the faint hearted.
Published 3 months ago by Michael Weissberg
4.0 out of 5 stars It is what it says
This is Gilbert Gottfried doing stand-up comedy which is entirely
dirty jokes. He does it in his usual semi-dry fashion, making it
sound sometimes as if he's reciting a... Read more
Published 7 months ago by Karl E. Weaver
5.0 out of 5 stars Too funny
This is so hilarious. These are some of the dirtiest jokes I have ever heard. Gilbert is so funny. I have been watching him since I was a kid. Read more
Published 7 months ago by Bruce
it is a classic filthy +++++funny not for everybody but if you like gilbert you love this. WELL WORTH THE MONEY !
Published 8 months ago by DENNIS D. HECK
4.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious
Don't go into this expecting typical stand up. Gilbert Gottfried masterfully delivers classicly structured jokes. Read more
Published 15 months ago by SamuelClemens1
5.0 out of 5 stars NOT for children or wives!
This is one of the funniest performances of all time!!! NOT approptiate for childeren or wives. Watch / listen to this with the guys.
Published 18 months ago by Mark Fischer
5.0 out of 5 stars Great movie..
what a great movie...I had seen it already...I had it but lost it or something so I had to replace it.
Published 18 months ago by Kevin L. Owens
2.0 out of 5 stars just ok
I don't know. I remember watching this years ago and it was a lot funnier then. It says I need four more words so..........
Published 19 months ago by leminion
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