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Girl Walks into a Bar . . .: Comedy Calamities, Dating Disasters, and a Midlife Miracle [Hardcover]

Rachel Dratch
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Book Description

March 29, 2012

In this side-splitting memoir, the former Saturday Night Live star recounts the hilarious adventures and unexpected joy of dating and becoming a mother when she least expected it-at the age of forty-four.

Anyone who saw an episode of Saturday Night Live between 1999 and 2006 knows Rachel Dratch. She was hilarious! So what happened to her? After a misbegotten part as Jenna on the pilot of 30 Rock, Dratch was only getting offered roles as "Lesbians. Secretaries. Sometimes secretaries who are lesbians."

Her career at a low point, Dratch suddenly had time for yoga, dog- sitting, learning Spanish-and dating. After all, what did a forty- something single woman living in New York have to lose? Resigned to childlessness but still hoping for romance, Dratch was out for drinks with a friend when she met John.

Handsome and funny, after only six months of dating long-distance, he became the inadvertent father of her wholly unplanned, undreamed-of child, and moved to New York to be a dad. With riotous humor, Dratch recounts breaking the news to her bewildered parents, the awe of her single friends, and the awkwardness of a baby-care class where the instructor kept tossing out the f-word.

Filled with great behind-the-scenes anecdotes from Dratch's time on SNL, Girl Walks into a Bar... is a refreshing version of the "happily ever after" story that proves female comics-like bestsellers Tina Fey and Chelsea Handler-are truly having their moment.


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Editorial Reviews

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“Rachel Dratch has written a memoir that is funny, honest and optimistic.  It's like spending a delightful evening with Rachel, but in a format that allows you put her in your purse and enjoy her on the bus. (Rachel, I think Lynda Carter should play you in the movie and you should play your son.)”
(Tina Fey )

"A hilarious look at how unpredictable and beautiful life can be. Like Dratch, Girl Walks into a Bar... is honest, surprising and always funny."
(Amy Poehler )

"This is one of those books where a woman tells of her struggles with life and love. But here's the caveat: the struggles are hilarious and the woman is Rachel Dratch."
(Sarah Silverman )

About the Author

Rachel Dratch was a cast member on Saturday Night Live for seven seasons, where she was known for her characters  Boston teen Denise "Zazu" McDonough, the "Lovers" professors with Will Ferrell, and Debbie Downer. Girl Walks into a Bar... is her first book. She plans on writing a 20-volume set about her life though, and selling it door-to-door like encyclopedias.

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 272 pages
  • Publisher: Gotham; 1st ed., 1st Ptg edition (March 29, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1592407110
  • ISBN-13: 978-1592407118
  • Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 5.4 x 0.9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (130 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #221,897 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Customer Reviews

Her book was very fun to read. susan  |  22 reviewers made a similar statement
The stories and anecdotes are honest, endearing, optimistic and most of all, very funny! Dana F.  |  28 reviewers made a similar statement
I read this book at the hair salon and embarrassed myself several times by laughing out loud. K. Mullahy  |  14 reviewers made a similar statement
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
35 of 36 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars i laughed, i dratched, better than cats April 2, 2012
Format:Hardcover
i bought this book on my kindle and read it almost without stopping in one night/morning. incredibly smart and funny and down to earth and interesting and poignant all rolled into one. i laughed out loud every few pages-it's not just pleasantly amusing, it's well crafted and hilarious. complete with an important commentary on the limiting stereotypes of show biz, and the complicated tensions of being a single gal in her late 30s/early 40s, wrapped in a comedy candy bar of course. thank you, Rachel Dratch!
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27 of 28 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars candid & endearing April 3, 2012
Format:Hardcover|Amazon Verified Purchase
Not what I expected after reading every other comedian's memoir (Tina Fey, Michael Ian Black, Mike Birbiglia, Ellen, Paula Poundstone, Jane Lynch, Steve Martin...I'm addicted). I bought this mostly because I was curious about her romantic life and baby life, and she is someone whom the gossip mags basically ignore. Rachel Dratch satisfied all my curiosity with her candor, and she opened my eyes about why gossip mags ignore her. Because SHE IS A TOTALLY NORMAL PERSON! She is a talented and naturally funny person who has worked hard for whatever success she has in the NY and LA world, and she's faced totally weird and unfair criticisms. I enjoyed reading about her private dating life and her journey to motherhood. This book didn't blow my mind as far as comedian memoirs go, but it didn't disappoint either. She has a unique voice and doesn't name-drop or emphasize the Hollywood part of her life.
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16 of 16 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious April 5, 2012
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Many times, I got the giggles while reading this and thought I would have to leave the room or I would have woken my husband up. Obviously Rachel is funny but she is so relatable and admits to things that might be considered "oversharing" but that is what makes her so loveable. She is a true girl's girl - no wonder she has so many friends as you can tell from the many stories. She and I are the same age and I have never been a "baby" person but always felt I would handle it much like Rachel describes in the book. I have been a fan of hers since her SNL days, but even if you are not familiar with her, this book is so humorous on so many other levels that do not relate to SNL. I am even more of a fan now. Hope she writes more books!
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious
Very Funny....I keep re-reading it!! She tells it like it is and I like that she was so honest! Must read if you like the ladies of Comedy like Tina Fey!
Published 4 days ago by Stephanie M Burns
5.0 out of 5 stars Laughed till i cried!
This book was hilarious and hard to put down!
I absolutely loved it! Get it, read it, and pass it on!
Published 5 days ago by shell42880
5.0 out of 5 stars Better than I thought
I had already read "Bossy Pants" and wondered if this book could be as funny. I was pleasantly surprised and thought it was very funny and well written.
Published 20 days ago by April
5.0 out of 5 stars Great read!
I love Rachel Dratch and miss seeing her on SNL. When I heard of her "miracle" pregnancy at her age on the news, I was immediately drawn in because I can relate to her... Read more
Published 1 month ago by Shana Sundstrom
5.0 out of 5 stars funny
I really liked this book; it was an easy read and she is pretty funny. She is great in her various roles on 30 Rock.
Published 1 month ago by Jasmine
5.0 out of 5 stars hilariously honest
This is a great read on the beach, the gym,Bart, whatever. I enjoyed being able to relate with someone that has always made me laugh so hard I cried.
Published 1 month ago by Noelle
2.0 out of 5 stars Was dissapointing
The intro was the most interesting part - then it quickly turns into a "can you believe how crappy things were for me and then I met a guy and then I got pregnant". Read more
Published 1 month ago by January Kohli
4.0 out of 5 stars Terrific read from a one of a kind...
I first saw Rachel Dratch on the Mainstage at Second City. From her very first entrance ( in a black burqua, if memory serves ), she established herself as a hilarious force to be... Read more
Published 1 month ago by Hallauthor
2.0 out of 5 stars Love Dratch but....
This book was not what I was expecting. Her self-deprecating humor was so over the top ("Hollywood casts me as the crazy fat lady!" "I can't do serious acting! Read more
Published 1 month ago by Caroline
5.0 out of 5 stars Good read
Funny and heartwarming. I really enjoyed this book and would love to read more from her.
This is a good, quick read. It's light and entertaining, but still intelligent.
Published 1 month ago by Cecelia
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