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1. 818-jklpuzo [HD]
September 21, 2009
On the seventh season premiere, Charlie (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) must decide between his fiance?e, Chelsea (JENNIFER TAYLOR), and his old flame, Mia (EMMANUELLE VAUGIER).
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2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation [HD]
September 28, 2009
When Charlie's fiance?e, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa (recurring guest star KELLY STABLES), Alan's girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house.
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3. Mmm, fish. Yum. [HD]
October 5, 2009
Alan (JON CRYER) plays nursemaid to Judith's baby and her tipsy mother, Lenore (ANNIE POTTS). Meanwhile, Jake (ANGUS T. JONES) blackmails Charlie with an incriminating photo.
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4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator [HD]
October 12, 2009
Alan takes a job working for Evelyn (series star HOLLAND TAYLOR), and Charlie is forced to mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
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5. For the Sake of the Child [HD]
October 19, 2009
Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public.
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6. Give Me Your Thumb [HD]
November 2, 2009
Alan recommends that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.
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7. Untainted by Filth [HD]
November 9, 2009
Charlie & Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.
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8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle [HD]
November 16, 2009
Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate (guest star TRICIA HELFER - Battlestar Galactica) to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup.
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9. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair [HD]
November 23, 2009
Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea and Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.
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10. That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room' [HD]
December 7, 2009
Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances.
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11. Warning, it's Dirty [HD]
December 14, 2009
Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. CARL REINER guest stars as a famous TV producer whom Evelyn invites for Christmas dinner.
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12. Fart jokes, pie and Celeste [HD]
January 11, 2010
Charlie tries anything to avoid meeting Chelsea's parents.
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13. Yay, no polyps! [HD]
January 18, 2010
Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents (guest stars STACY KEACH and MEAGEN FAY), only to return home and find them in his living room.
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14. Crude and Uncalled For [HD]
February 1, 2010
Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case (STEVEN ECKHOLDT).
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15. Aye, aye, Captain Douche [HD]
February 8, 2010
Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea.
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16. Tinkle Like a Princess [HD]
March 1, 2010
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife...but she's not Chelsea! STACY KEACH returns as Chelsea's father and JOHN AMOS guest stars as his boyfriend.
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17. I Found Your Moustache [HD]
March 8, 2010
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand. STACY KEACH returns as Chelsea's father and JOHN AMOS guest stars as his boyfriend.
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18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day [HD]
March 22, 2010
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend (TRICIA HELFER), while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient (FRANCES FISHER).
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19. Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave [HD]
April 12, 2010
Jake's new friend, Eldridge (guest star GRAHAM PATRICK MARTIN), is a bad influence but Alan really likes his hot mom, Lyndsay (guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).
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20. I Call Him Magoo [HD]
May 10, 2010
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend (COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience."
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21. Gumby with a Pokey (fka Another Hairy Adventure) [HD]
May 17, 2010
Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his girlfriends past - and ZZ Top!
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22. This is Not 22 Gonna End Well [HD]
May 24, 2010
After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver. And much to Charlie's chagrin, Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party on the seventh season finale.
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Two and a Half Men: The Complete Seventh Season [HD]
Synopsis: Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in this Emmy-nominated comedy. Sheen plays a Malibu bachelor with an easy way with women. His casual lifestyle is interrupted when his uptight brother (Cryer) and his son stay with him. Despite the complexities of their lives, this unusual family unit promises to make each one of them a better man.
Season year: 2010
Network: CBS
ASIN: B002NZZPL4
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