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This is a VERY low-budget movie. It's like a group of friends got together to have some fun acting the plot out. I wasn't expecting anything here. I was assuming it would be something mindless. It turned out not to be totally mindless.
The humor is extremely silly - beyond what you might in Airplane! or Naked Gun. There are a few good moments which I don't think I should state in a place which can be viewed by all ages. I'm tempted to make comparisons with the director Ed Wood, but that could be a little misleading since he never did porn. There is plenty of overacting and bad dialogue. ...but it's fun.
Even with the bad jokes, there is a plot here. The weapons are plastic toys. The main female gladiator fights don't really involve weapons. Two women approach each other and then they quickly touch each other in a sexual manner or move their tongues rapidly. Most of the fights are orgies - all girls. No men involved. There are a few traditional gladiator type fights, but they're just there to move the story along. I could have done without the vomit scene.
For me, the movie was enjoyable, but not a classic. I simply viewed it as a Gladiator spoof with some sex added in. I liked it because I studied Latin and Roman culture in college, and it was neat to see this type of a production on that subject. ...even if it may not be 100% (or even 40%) historically accurate.
There is a nice interview with Misty Mundae included. ...a normal interview. Just comments about her daily routine and a few things about the production.
Misty Mundae saves this movie from complete failure. She plays the sister of the new emperor, and he keeps her close to his side for the first two-thirds of the film. Once she finally has a chance to engage in the gladiator-like activities taking Rome by storm, the movie becomes much better. This is actually a rather large-scale project for the Seduction Cinema folks; all this really means is that there are more actors than usual included in the cast and that the whole Roman army, instead of numbering a handful of soldiers, seems to consist of about twenty people. This is unquestionably a bare-bones sort of production.Read more ›
Gladiator Eroticus is a knock off of 2000's Gladiator with the heavenly Darian Cane in the Russell Crow role. It's the same deal: leader becomes slave, must fight for glory... blah blah blah. Here, though, the fights end in sex.
Unfortunately, the minds at SC have never watched a Maria Ford movie. Had they done so they might have seen the perfect example of what they are striving for: a heavily explicit softcore film that borders on hardcore, yet is believable (sexwise; no one takes these things seriously).
Gladiator E.--and every other SC film--cannot claim this.
The sex is attrociously fake (we know that you are really squeezing and kissing the inner thigh, girls); the acting is just retarded; there is not story aside from a basic outline; and the direction is a shambles (again, that thigh thing; a real director would know to shoot from a different angle so the sex actually looks real).
In short, this is crap. It is a shame, too. The girls are cute; and Darian is just beyond beautiful. But they are wasted on movies like these.
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