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Global Swarming: Til Death Do Us Part. A Love Story With Zombies [Kindle Edition]

Greg Crites , Kat Nove
4.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (9 customer reviews)

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Book Description

The End of the world...
The end of civilization...
The zombie invasion...
Can I get a ticket refund?

Thor and Lily are getting a divorce and thought they were having a bad day – but that was before the infection began to spread.

The foul-tempered butcher and the smart-ass vegetarian hoped they’d seen the last of each other – but that was before the first zombie attack.

They wished each other dead – but that was before the invasion by aliens so vile Ripley would have put a DO NOT DISTURB sign on her door rather than face them.

Armed with mutual loathing, a need for anger management class and a bloody axe, the two take the wildest ride Dizzyworld has ever seen.

Product Details

  • File Size: 271 KB
  • Print Length: 173 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: veinarmor (May 13, 2010)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B003MAK60O
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Not Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,127,613 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Butchers and lawyers and aliens! Oh, my! September 3, 2013
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We don't think too kindly of aliens and lawyers, but when the aliens are lawyers, you know there's going to be trouble. Thank goodness we have butchers and poodles to help save the day. The authors use of thinly veiled names of people and places makes us feel like we know the locale and the goofy ( can I say that? ) characters. It was easy to hate the villains and love the heroes. I would love to see Thor (Tom) in other situations and stories. Great read!
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By L.A.Fox
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I found myself laughing outloud reading this one. I highly recommend it for those zombie book lovers out there.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Got Zombies? June 15, 2010
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This foul-natured butcher and his snarky ingénue will have you laughing till you're forced to put the book down, if only to catch your breath. It should come with a warning from the Surgeon General: This book may cause self-suffocation by guffaw.

Got Zombies? Yeah it does--What's not to love?
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5.0 out of 5 stars Zombies were never so funny August 17, 2010
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What do you get when you mix two gifted authors, a double dose of warped humor, and a motley crew of zombies, humans and aliens? You get Global Swarming! A frightengly hilarious love story, this novel is well worth reading. I promise, this is unlike anything else you will ever read.
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5.0 out of 5 stars zany, scary, hilarious August 13, 2010
By genny
Format:Kindle Edition
it's scary! it's hilarious! hold onto your seats for a crazy ride with humans, zombies and, yes, aliens, too, in this zany book! a great read!
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