Global Village Idiot: Dubya, Dunces, and One Last Word Before You Vote [Paperback]

John O'Farrell (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: December 8, 2003

Winner of the Best Columnist of the Year at the British Liars' Awards, and Britain's finest satirist, O'Farrell takes dead aim in Global Village Idiot at cell phones, awards ceremonies, genetic sheep splicers, America's right-wing cabal of dunces, dunderheads, dimwits, and the Big "D" himself. With handkerchiefs masking their faces, two rioters roughly the height of George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld kicked in the gates of the largest oilfield and grabbed the keys of the gasoline trucks. 'Yee-haw! It's all ours! Millions of barrels of the stuff,' they laughed. 'Yup!' added the leader, 'and this mask guarantees my anonymousinity!' So after all these years there really is such a person as the Thief of Baghdad. Except strangely his accent sounded vaguely Texan." A writer for the groundbreaking television show Spitting Image and contributor to the screenplay for the hit movie Chicken Run, O'Farrell's sharpest barbs and stingers have often been written to come out of the mouths of grotesque puppets and Claymation chickens, this time around he keeps the best lines for himself: 'With the election of the 43rd president of the United States, the global village is complete," O'Farrell writes. "It has its own global village idiot."

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Satirist O'Farrell is the U.K.'s answer to Dave Barry (he was named Best Columnist of the Year at the British Liars' Awards and contributed to the screenplay of Chicken Run). He collected his caustic columns from the Guardian for U.K. publication in 2001 and now offers a "slightly different version" for American readers. The cover shows Bush wearing a dunce cap. ' 'I've had gym teachers smarter than George W. Bush.... When Dubya takes his seat in the Oval Office the global village will finally be complete," O'Farrell wrote three years ago. "At last it will have its own global village idiot." But Bush isn't O'Farrell's only target, and the satirist doesn't deal in idle whimsy. He unleashes devilish darts across the full sociopolitical landscape, covering such topics as fox hunting, in vitro fertilization ("Who was the first baby ever to be produced through IVF? Why, Jesus Christ himself of course"), the high-tech war on terrorism ("Soon NATO forces will be able to blow up the wrong building far more quickly than they have been able to do in the past"), McDonald's and boxing ("Mike Tyson remains a role model for thousands. Where I live in South London far more young working class men have named their pet Rottweillers 'Tyson' than say, 'Chomsky' "). Most readers left of center will appreciate O'Farrell's humor; for them, the hilarity is so thorough that even the closing "Note on the Type" brings chortles.
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"* 'Very funny' The Times on Things Can Only Get Better. * 'Very funny' Griff Rhys Jones on Things Can Only Get Better. * 'Downright funny' Nick Hancock on Things Can Only Get Better. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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Product Details

• Paperback: 288 pages
• Publisher: Grove Press (December 8, 2003)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0802140386
• ISBN-13: 978-0802140388
• Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 5.5 x 0.8 inches
• Shipping Weight: 12.3 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,189,930 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

3.0 out of 5 stars A Bit Dated and You Do Really Need to Have Lived in Britain During the Late 90's, January 8, 2007

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James N Simpson (Gold Coast, QLD Australia) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Global Village Idiot (Paperback)

John O'Farrell is a humorous London newspaper column writer (similar to what Dave Barry and others in America do) and has put out quite a few books of collections of his columns. He has also written three (as of the date of this review) brilliant fiction masterpieces which you absolutely must check out.

The problem with Global Village Idiot is that a lot of the columns are about British political parties and what is happening at the time which dates this book very quickly and if you didn't live in Britain around then you really have no idea what these columns are on about. There are a few columns that those who don't fall under that category will understand and enjoy such as the introduction of pet passports on planes, Jeffery Archer, mad cow disease, George Bush winning presidency with less votes, computers, census and the topic of organ donation, but the majority of entries you really need to have been there and lived that. If you had done that I have no doubt you would rate this book four or five stars but if like me you haven't your enjoyment factor is not going to quite at the level.

5.0 out of 5 stars Not to be missed, January 2, 2004

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Anil K (UK) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Global Village Idiot (Hardcover)

This is one amazing book. It is basically a collection of weekly pieces written by John O' Farrell for the Guradian.
John O has been a comic scriptwriter on the Spitting Image series and also has a turn with Chicken Run and his brilliant wit shines through. This book is chock-a-block with laugh out loud moments and you just keep going back to the passages to be tickled again. His writing is very low-key and the humour is subtle but it is so sharp the victims bleed!
Not knowing who John O was, I picked up the book during my adventorous phase in reading and was aware that I had stumbled on a treasure. He is a Labour (Current party headed by Tony Blair) supporter and indeed a small time politico himself. His sharpest barbs are reserved for the Tory's (the only opposition in Britain) and all their leaders past and present. And these are howlingly funny. Altough the politics of the British nation might be alien to most readers, this should prove no impediment to understanding, what at the core, is a savagely humorous book.
What also shines through is the innate humanism of the author especially in pieces like the one where he talks of the culture of charity in the country and his stand on racism. Also, his subtle character sketches of people like Jeffrey Archer are worth their weight is gold.
This is a must read for anyone attempting to understand the British political and cultural landscape and anyone who hasn't laughed out loud in a while. Go get it !!

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5.0 out of 5 stars W-Bashing at its best!, December 16, 2009

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This review is from: Global Village Idiot: Dubya, Dunces, and One Last Word Before You Vote (Paperback)

Book in Mint cond. Thnx for sending so promptly. Lucky if I can find it now to wrap up for my hubby who will really love it. I'ts been well-hidden all these weeks since I rec'd it; I think it's under my lounge chair, hope so anyway. Maybe the elves read it after we go to bed. I think I heard some giggling coming from the living room. Thnx again, and Merry Merry! -dr