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Lip Glock (The Cozy Cash Mysteries) [Kindle Edition]

D. D. Scott
3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (13 customer reviews)

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Amazon Bestselling Romantic Comedy and Humorous Mystery Author D. D. Scott - both a Kindle Nation Daily and Pixel of Ink Bargain Book Pick – is gettin’ “cozy” with all your fave Bootscootin’ Books Characters...as in Comedic Caper cozy...with LIP GLOCK - Book Two of her Cozy Cash Mysteries.

Think Will and Kate gone Bond, James Bond...and the blue-hair version of Charlie's Angels too...under the Tuscan sun

Buckle your seatbelts! Cozy Cash Mystery, Super-Hot, International Crime-Fighting Couple Roman Bellesconi and Zoey Witherspoon - now very Will and Kate gone Bond, James Bond - once again team-up with The Bootscootin' Books' Mom Squad, now the blue-hair version of Charlie's Angels, to recover billions of bunches of hedge fund cozy-cash...but this time, all under the Tuscan sun.

It's a super-sonic speed, action-packin' thrill-ride, full of pot-bellied pigs, hydrofoils, and gelato!

Book Description:

Hollywood Stylist to The Stars Zoey Witherspoon has stepped it up a bit and is now a Bond Girl-in-the-making. But on her way to establish a Milan office for her international celebrity clientele, she ends up at the wrong end of a Glock. And this isn’t just any Glock. It’s one held to her chest by her future Granny-in-law who also happens to have some big-time Italian Mob issues.

Prince Roman Bellesconi of Italy’s Royal House of Savoy may have brought down Ponzi-scheming King Bernard McCall, but Bernie’s vast hedge-fund fraud rings are still going strong and threaten to ruin Roman’s family’s monarchy.

If Roman and Zoey, along with the help of The Mom Squad and a pot-bellied pig, can’t figure out where all the cozy cash is hidden, Roman’s family may not live long enough to save their monarchy’s reign.

About the Author:

D. D. Scott is a Bestselling Romantic Comedy and Humorous Mystery Author and a Writer’s Go-To-Gal for Muse Therapy, plus the #1 Amazon Bestselling Author of MUSE THERAPY: UNLEASHING YOUR INNER SYBIL and the co-founder of The Writer’s Guide to E-Publishing, your destination site for Everything E-Publishing.

Her bestselling romantic comedies and humorous mysteries are all about sexy, sassy, smart, career-driven women and the men who complete them. They're a bit chick lit with a gone-country twist...and now a humorous mystery, comedic caper twist too. For her Bootscootin’ Books Series...think Sex and The City meets Urban Cowboy. Now, with her Cozy Cash Mysteries...think Bond, James Bond added to the mix.

Praise for THUG GUARD – Book One of The Cozy Cash Mysteries:

“Who Needs Bourne When You’ve Got Zoey Witherspoon...This is one fast and furious, funny as H-E-Double Hockeysticks caper story, and I literally found my abs aching from laughter by the end of the first chapter. D.D. Scott is already a master at wise-cracking characters and action that moves as fast as any Ludlum flick. In fact, think of Zoey Witherspoon as Jason Bourne – with a good set of French tips and a designer holster for her Glock." - Jeff Lee, Author of The Ladies Temperance Club's Farewell Tour

“As soon as I read her first book, “Bootscootin’ Blahniks,” I put all her books on my Kindle. They have it all…romance, high fashion, adorable animals, feisty women, gorgeous guys, quirky characters, good food, great dancing…The ultimate escape without spending a fortune on a vacation.” --- Pj Schott

“Packed with Punch...D.D. Scott has hit another one out of the park in her cross over into the mystery genre! I loved reading about the high-heeled, plastic badge toting Zoey Witherspoon. With her Naked Juice to help pump her up, and not to mention Roman as eye candy. Zoey's two worlds collide forcing her to jet across the WORLD discovering new bodies and figuring out the who-dun-it! D.D is the QUEEN of chick-lit gone country with a mystery twist!" --- Tonya Kappes, Author of Splitsville.com


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  • File Size: 283 KB
  • Print Length: 117 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B005HEEZXC
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Fabulous, Fun Read! August 16, 2011
By Jeanne
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
This book was SO fun to read & So entertaining, too! I downloaded it last night & finished it a short while ago. The author does a great job with all of the twists & turns in the storyline, & her witty way with words. I loved her characters, especially Roman & Zoey, the Mom Squad, & "Vinnie." She is very descriptive with her choice of words, so the reader feels as if he/she can picture everything that's going on-----just like you are a part of it! The author has a great voice, so I was sure that this would be a good read,too, & I was NOT disappointed. I'm now looking forward to the third book in "The Cozy Cash Mysteries!"
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5.0 out of 5 stars ANOTHER "5 STAR" from D.D. SCOTT!!!!!! August 17, 2011
By Lee
Format:Kindle Edition
This is hilarious with all of its' quirky characters, plus "Vinnie!" I laughed all the way through it, as it was quite entertaining! The author takes you on a unique view of Italy, with lots of adventure & excitement along the way.
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1.0 out of 5 stars Juvenile writing December 7, 2011
By Genji
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
Juvenile writing - LOTS of dashes, combined words, slang, and sophomoric character descriptions distract from the story line. My high school juniors could do better.
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1.0 out of 5 stars Bad plot, bad characters, bad writing, bad waste of money.
I was desperate -- just a couple of bucks in my Kindle account and the opportunity to spend a sunny day by the pool. So, I bought a 99-center Kindle said I might like. Read more
Published 10 months ago by PR Diva
2.0 out of 5 stars Lip Glock ( A cozy cash mystery )
I am sorry but I just could not get into this book. Maybe it was just my mood but things that were obviously meant to be humerous, just did not do it for me.
Published 14 months ago by DESERT BUD 71
1.0 out of 5 stars An error-ridden rough draft that rivals Twilight for how not to write
~~From Red Adept Reviews~~

I purchased Lip Glock (The Cozy Cash Mysteries), by D.D. Scott, from Amazon.com. Read more
Published 15 months ago by Kris James
3.0 out of 5 stars Happily Surprised
I don't usually read RomCom, but a friend suggested it, so I figured why not? The author has a unique voice and keeps you engaged. Read more
Published 15 months ago by Lisbeth Wyent
5.0 out of 5 stars LOVED IT!
I absolutely love zoey and all the adventures and trouble she gets into!!! Could not put it down! Looking foward to the upcoming books in the series!!!
Published 15 months ago by jess1221
1.0 out of 5 stars I just don't get it
I was hoping for better based on the other reviews, but this was just awful. I could only get about halfway through before giving up. Read more
Published 17 months ago by C. Geiszler
4.0 out of 5 stars A 99 cent TREAT!
Poor Zoey! She gets tossed hither and yon and you enjoy every moment of it. You can't help but identify with Zoey...she is perfectly engaging. Read more
Published 19 months ago by Jill Croom
4.0 out of 5 stars A Fun Read
This book will have you in stitches as you read page after page in this action-filled tale. With lovable characters, witty dialogue and a great locale, this was an enjoyable read... Read more
Published 20 months ago by D. Love
5.0 out of 5 stars LoveLoveLove
Anything by D.D. Scott is fabulous. Adored her Bootscootin' series. Am loving the Cozy Cash series as well. I follow her on Facebook also. Read more
Published 21 months ago by Pj Schott
5.0 out of 5 stars Move over Ms. Plum
Move over Stephaine..Zoey is in Town. This is a great funny read filled with new characters. You will fall in love with "Vinnie" and Gramma V. Read more
Published 21 months ago by greenwave 64
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More About the Author

I'm D. D. Scott, an Amazon and Barnes and Noble Top 100 Bestselling Humor Author. Also a Writer's Go-To-Gal for Muse Therapy and Indie Epublishing, I'm the Co-Founder of The WG2E - The Writer's Guide to E-Publishing, and the Founder of The RG2E - The Reader's Guide to E-publishing. You can get all the scoop on me, my books, and my fabulous Bitchy Sign Collection in my new cyber home...D. D. Scott-ville.

Full Bio:

D. D. Scott's Bestselling Books start out a bit Chick Lit, Gone-Country (The Bootscootin' Books). Then, they take on a Will and Kate gone-Bond, as in James Bond, twist (The Cozy Cash Mysteries). Next up, try Castle and Beckett, Gone-Country, with Bewitched tossed into the mix (The Stuck with a Series). And now, think The Good Witch meets The Three Stooges and Tinker Hell (The Belle Bishop Books).

She's a four-time Amazon Movers & Shakers List Author (making it all the way to #2 on that prestigious list) and both an Amazon and Barnes & Noble Top 100 Bestselling Author.

Her books have been Top Picks - including one of the Top 10 Books for Mother's Day 2011 - for such superfab Ereader-centric Blogs as Ereader News Today (ENT), Kindle Nation Daily, Cheap e-Reads, Pixel of Ink, The Frugal eReader, Indie Books List, Only Romance, and Bargain eBooks.

She can be spotted all-week long on her one-million-hits-per-month grog The WG2E, a writer's destination site for all-things-Epublishing. She often can also be found hangin' on her new site The RG2E, a reader's destination site for all-things Ereading, and has an active blog of her own in D. D. Scott-ville.

Declaring 2011 to be "The Year of the E-Book & Cross-Pollination", D. D. co-founded and launched The Writer's Guide to E-Publishing, your destination site for Everything E-Publishing. Whatever you want to know and/or cuss and discuss about E-publishing, it's right there at The WG2E waiting for you as well as in her latest bestselling non-fiction book 10 YEARS AND 24 HOURS TO INDIE EPUBLISHING SUCCESS.

Declaring 2012 "The Year of the Reader", she founded The RG2E - The Reader's Guide to Epublishing - a sister site to The WG2E, which launched February 1, 2012 and is "the" new destination site for the Best in Ereading and Ebook Gifting.

When she's not writing, she's busy luuuvin' on her real-life hero "Sweet Man" and their beloved shelter-rescued dog Buckley and his new playmate Siggy the Affenpinscher.

For updates on her books and to join in all of the D. D. Scott-ville quirky crazy fun, sign up for her newsletter here and hang with her in D. D. Scott-ville.

P.S. Wavin' atchya, D. D. Scott-ville Peeps!!!

Please feel free to email me at dd(dot)scott(at)live(dot)com . I do answer each and every email - unless you're spamming me (LOL!).

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