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The Pussy Snorkel allows a man to continue breathing while performing oral sex on a woman in a spa, bathtub or even a bowl of green Jell-O. Insert the breathing apparatus into your nostrils, rub the clitoral stimulator against your favorite coral reef and start with the tongue action. With the Pussy Snorkel, any man can be a dive master.
I don't know who's idea this was, but I don't think they thought it through very well.
I ordered one of these for my cat, Mr. Razzles, and it took me forever to get it on his head - I don't know what the makers were thinking, but it's waaaay too big for the average housecat.
Finally - after quite a struggle - I got it on and proceeded to throw Mr. Razzles into the pool. Well he absolutely FREAKED OUT! He thrashed around in the water for a minute or so before wriggling out of the pussy snorkel and then swam right for the side of the pool and climbed out before I could even get in the water with him to enjoy a nice swim.
When I tried to put it back on him, he started hissing and biting and bolted out of the backyard back into the house, where he hid under the credenza for THREE DAYS before my husband finally lured him out with some tuna...
He's been traumatized and distrustful ever since! I don't recommend this for cat owners or pet lovers - it's just a bad idea all around!
Product functions very well. Actually does what you would expect. Now if they could make it a bit more comfortable they would have a great product. Besides being a little rough on the user the product works great.
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