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Go the F**k to Sleep [Kindle Edition]

Adam Mansbach , Ricardo Cortes , Ricardo Cortés
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1,669 customer reviews)

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Book Description

Go the Fuck to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny, Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your children.


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“Total genius.” —Jonathan Lethem, author of Motherless Brooklyn, father of two

“A children’s book for grown-ups! I really did laugh out loud—hilarious!” —David Byrne, musician, father of one

“Finally, someone tells it like it really is! This is no-guilt funny and a godsend!” —Cristina García, author of The Lady Matador’s Hotel, mother of one

“This is the most honest children’s book ever written. Fucking hilarious.” —A.J. Jacobs, author of The Year of Living Biblically, father of three

Go the Fuck to Sleep is the secret anthem of tired parents everywhere.” —Bliss Broyard, author of One Drop: My Father’s Hidden Life, mother of two

“Captures the beautiful struggle of being a parent at it’s rawest point: bedtime.” —Daniel Sinker, author of The F***ing Epic Twitter Quest of @MayorEmanuel, father of one

About the Author

Adam Mansbach’s novels include The End of the Jews, winner of the California Book Award, and the best-selling Angry Black White Boy, a San Francisco Chronicle Best Book of 2005. His fiction and essays have appeared in the New York Times Book Review, The Believer, Poets & Writers, the Los Angeles Times, and many other publications. He is the 2011 New Voices Professor of Fiction at Rutgers University. His daughter, Vivien, is three.
 
Ricardo Cortés has illustrated books about marijuana, electricity, the Jamaican bobsled team, and Chinese food. His work has been featured in the New York Times, Entertainment Weekly, the Village Voice, the San Francisco Chronicle, and on CNN and FOX News. He lives in Brooklyn, where he is working on a book about the history of coffee, cocaine, and Coca-Cola.

Product Details

  • File Size: 1648 KB
  • Print Length: 33 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: B005CW7KW2
  • Publisher: Akashic Books (June 14, 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B004YMYR2C
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,756 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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217 of 236 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars This made my day! June 14, 2011
By epl
Format:Audible Audio Edition
I can't imagine anyone more qualified to do the audio version of this book than Samuel L Jackson. It's genius. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. I highly recommend this to anyone, especially someone who has struggled with a small child at bedtime.
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663 of 754 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars very funny but.... June 1, 2011
Format:Hardcover
Do not buy this book if you are a first time new parent- you won't get it.

Do not buy this book if you have perfect kids- you won't get it.

And definately do not buy this book if you dislike swearing- you will hate it.

But for those who have kids that find every excuse not to go to bed and get driven nuts at night trying to be patient- this is hilarious!

We all love our kids and this book says what goes through our minds sometimes but would never say.
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95 of 110 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Laughed until I cried! June 8, 2011
Format:Hardcover|Verified Purchase
I am not a person who swears, so I never thought I'd buy this book. But I not only bought one for me but also one for my son who has a 2 year old, 4 year old, and seven year old. We sat together tonight as he read it and we laughed so hard we had to constantly stop reading to get our breathe back. I told him I was sleep deprived for five years after I had him. He told me this book was "his life" and he knew his wife would love it, too! The illustrations are beautiful and contrast wonderfully with the verses.
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45 of 50 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Insanely Funny! June 7, 2011
Format:Hardcover
Ok, I know everyone is going to be shocked about cussing in a children's book - but this isn't a children's book. This is a wildly amusing, completely relate-able book for real parents of real kids. Hasn't every parent felt this at one time or another? We don't hate our kids or want them to be injured by our words, we just really want them to GTFTS! I can't wait for the creators of this book to come out with a potty training one.
Great laughs.
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195 of 238 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Er, folks... October 22, 2011
Format:Hardcover
... just a note to outraged parents: this is not a children's book, it is a *parody* of children's book. It should not be read to children, but it is not *intended* to be read to children.

No doubt some book sellers, dealing with many books every day and misled by the cover (which covers up the f-word), put this book in the children's section. But I've seen book stores with Flaubert's "Sentimental Education" in education book, or Pirsing's "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" in the "automotive maintenance" section. That is not the author's fault.

The book itself is quite amusing, although, like most children's books, which it copies, quite short. As for the price, quite apart from supply and demand, like with "real" children's books, you are not, really, paying for the text -- it is too short for that (as most children's books are) -- but for the artwork and the production value, which are both very good.

Whether it is worth the price is a personal issue. Some people will be greatly amused and would enjoy it as a conversation piece. Some people will think it's very overpriced. But I am just noting that much of the criticism of this book in the reviews (that is corrupts children, that it is overpriced because it is short, etc.) is just not to the point.
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74 of 89 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Surprisingly Sweet June 9, 2011
Format:Hardcover|Verified Purchase
There are a lot of cheap parodies of Margaret Wise Brown's classic Goodnight Moon, with varying degrees of cleverness (unfortunately, usually not very good). This could have been just another, and certainly would have gotten a lot of buzz based on the title alone.

I couldn't help taking a look, figuring at the worst, it'd be something like Baby, Mix Me a Drink (Baby Be of Use) from McSweeney's. But, it's actually a very sweet look at the troubles and frustrations of being a new parent. Having a child turns your life upside down, no matter how prepared you think you are for it, and, yeah, it's hard. Sure, this is a joke book, and the humor is certainly in the inappropriate profanity, but underneath, there's the touching honesty of a loving parent who can admit that it doesn't all just come easily.

And, unlike those cheap parodies, the words and rhythms actually scan pretty well. Huh; look at that. I suppose with an endorsement from David Byrne on the back cover, that's the least one could hope for.

Anyway, this highly recommended as a gift for anyone with a first child aged three months to -- whenever kids start going to sleep by themselves. (It's gotta happen eventually, right?) In any case, not only will the new parents laugh, they'll be able to relate.
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140 of 172 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great for parents with a sense of Humor! June 6, 2011
By MelB
Format:Hardcover|Verified Purchase
I got this book pre-ordered as a mothers day gift, I finally got it. I laughed so hard!

It is a great book if you have a sense of humor!

Do NOT read to kids of course, it's adult humor!

Do NOT get this if you do not like swearing

I laughed the whole way through, my friends all enjoyed it! You will get this book if you have problems at night time with your children. Great book!!
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17 of 19 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars brilliant June 15, 2011
Format:Hardcover|Verified Purchase
I NEVER write reviews, but this book is too brilliant to let pass. It is, for me, pitch-perfect, and the illustrations make it even funnier -- we have (now given away) an endless supply of the lovely books on which this is clearly based, the 'sheep are asleep beyond the hills' books. They seem so charming with your first baby . . .

As other reviewers have said, clearly pass on this book if you object to profanity -- that seems too obvious to mention, and I'm unclear on why anyone who objects to profanity, or thinks it too low-brow, would buy a book called "Go the @^#*(@^# to Sleep." Caveat emptor, no? Also pass on it if you are yourself not very funny, or your children are unusually docile. Finally, be sure to hide it from your kids -- I live in some terror that my kids will find this on the high shelf in my home office. With those caveats in mind, buy it now. I second the earlier reviewer who said it made him more patient in the bedtime ritual -- I just climbed down from the top bunk, at 37 wks pregnant, after consoling my 5 yr old about the 'sad part' of the book she just read (the dog goes back to its original owners), and the 2 yr old because the 5 yr old's sobbing was keeping her up, and thinking "just go the eff to sleep." I felt kind of zen about the whole thing, as opposed to cranky and annoyed.

Do not buy this for your friends having their first child; they won't appreciate it.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Go the F**k to Sleep
it arrived on time and in wonderful shape... the story is a killer! I heard LeVar Burton from Reading Rainbow read it and it is precious. Read more
Published 3 hours ago by Tabi
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Every person with a newborn should receive a copy when they are discharged!
Published 1 day ago by Darrell K. Crotz
5.0 out of 5 stars What I have thought of saying...
This book seems to read the minds of those adults whom have ever just wanted the kids to go to sleep. I thought it was absolutely hilarious. Read more
Published 2 days ago by Amazon Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Greatest book ever
Published 2 days ago by Stacy R. Liston
5.0 out of 5 stars FUNNY!!
FUNNY as hell , would recommend also duck this shot I'm going to sleep, after a glass of milk and a trip to the bathroom.....
Published 2 days ago by Trevor Kent
5.0 out of 5 stars Great gift for anyone with a toddler
Perfect gift for the parent with a sense of humor.
Published 3 days ago by Brandee Duncan
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Hilarious!
Published 3 days ago by Lorraine Winfield
5.0 out of 5 stars I'm not alone
He understands...
Published 4 days ago by Cy Birr
5.0 out of 5 stars My grown up kids love this. Now that they have little ones of ...
My grown up kids love this. Now that they have little ones of thier own and my teens Love it too! Finally brought bed time stories BACK!
Published 4 days ago by laurie Michelle ingman
5.0 out of 5 stars bought it as a gift and has been loved and appreciated since
Very cute book, bought it as a gift and has been loved and appreciated since.
Published 5 days ago by ~ Megan
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