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Go the F**k to Sleep [Hardcover]

Adam Mansbach , Ricardo Cortés
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (986 customer reviews)

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Book Description

June 14, 2011
"Nothing has driven home a certain truth about my generation, which is approaching the apex of its childbearing years, quite like this."
--The New Yorker

"A parenting zeitgeist"
--Washington Post

"A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep."
--National Public Radio

"A new Bible for weary parents"
--New York Times

"Resonates powerfully with almost everyone"
--Boston Globe

"Go the F*** to Sleep challenges stereotypes, opens up prototypes, and acknowledges that shared sense of failure that comes to all parents who weary of ever getting their darling(s) to sleep and briefly resuming the illusion of a life of their own."
--Midwest Book Review

Go the F*** to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, California Book Award-winning author Adam Mansbach's verses perfectly capture the familiar--and unspoken--tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, they open up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations, and laugh at their absurdity.

With illustrations by Ricardo Cortes, Go the F*** to Sleep is beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny--a book for parents new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your children.

Seriously, Just Go to Sleep, a children's book inspired by Go the F*** to Sleep and appropriate for kids of all ages, is forthcoming from Akashic Books in April 2012 and available NOW for pre-order.

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Product Details

  • Hardcover: 32 pages
  • Publisher: Akashic Books; 1st edition (June 14, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 9781617750250
  • ISBN-13: 978-1617750250
  • ASIN: 1617750255
  • Product Dimensions: 6.2 x 8.4 x 0.4 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 2 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (986 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #228 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

Editorial Reviews

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"* 'Total genius.' - Jonathan Lethem, father of two, author of MOTHERLESS BROOKLYN * 'A children's book for grown-ups! I really did laugh out loud-hilarious!' - David Byrne, father of one, musician, artist * 'This is the most honest children's book ever written. And it's f*cking hilarious.' - A.J. Jacobs, father of three, author of THE YEAR OF LIVING BIBLICALLY * 'I wish this book had been around during my daughter's overly protracted sleep rituals! Finally, someone tells it like it really is. This is no-guilt funny and a godsend!' - Cristina Garcia, mother of one, author of THE LADY MATADOR'S HOTEL * 'Go the Fuck to Sleep is the secret anthem of tired parents everywhere. Adam Mansbach's homage to the tropes of bedtime stories is pitch perfect, and Ricardo Cortes's stunning illustrations will keep grown-ups and kids alike returning to these pages again and again!' - Bliss Boyard, author of ONE DROP: MY FATHER'S HIDDEN LIFE" --This text refers to an alternate Hardcover edition.

About the Author

Adam Mansbach's novels include The End of the Jews, winner of the California Book Award, and the best-selling Angry Black White Boy, a San Francisco Chronicle Best Book of 2005. His fiction and essays have appeared in the New York Times Book Review, the Believer, Granta, the Los Angeles Times, and many other publications. He was the 2010-2011 New Voices Professor of Fiction at Rutgers University. His daughter, Vivien, is three.

Ricardo Cortes has illustrated books about marijuana, electricity, the Jamaican bobsled team, and Chinese food. His work has been featured in the New York Times, Vanity Fair, Entertainment Weekly, New York Magazine, the Village Voice, the San Francisco Chronicle, and on the O'Reilly Factor and CNN. He lives in Brooklyn, NY, where he is working on a book about the history of Coca-Cola and cocaine. To see more of his work, visit: Rmcortes.com.



Product Details

  • Hardcover: 32 pages
  • Publisher: Akashic Books; 1st edition (June 14, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 9781617750250
  • ISBN-13: 978-1617750250
  • ASIN: 1617750255
  • Product Dimensions: 6.2 x 8.4 x 0.4 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 2 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (986 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #205 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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64 of 66 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Er, folks... October 22, 2011
Format:Hardcover
... just a note to outraged parents: this is not a children's book, it is a *parody* of children's book. It should not be read to children, but it is not *intended* to be read to children.

No doubt some book sellers, dealing with many books every day and misled by the cover (which covers up the f-word), put this book in the children's section. But I've seen book stores with Flaubert's "Sentimental Education" in education book, or Pirsing's "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" in the "automotive maintenance" section. That is not the author's fault.

The book itself is quite amusing, although, like most children's books, which it copies, quite short. As for the price, quite apart from supply and demand, like with "real" children's books, you are not, really, paying for the text -- it is too short for that (as most children's books are) -- but for the artwork and the production value, which are both very good.

Whether it is worth the price is a personal issue. Some people will be greatly amused and would enjoy it as a conversation piece. Some people will think it's very overpriced. But I am just noting that much of the criticism of this book in the reviews (that is corrupts children, that it is overpriced because it is short, etc.) is just not to the point.
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120 of 132 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars This made my day! June 14, 2011
By epl
Format:Audible Audio Edition
I can't imagine anyone more qualified to do the audio version of this book than Samuel L Jackson. It's genius. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. I highly recommend this to anyone, especially someone who has struggled with a small child at bedtime.
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471 of 536 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars very funny but.... June 1, 2011
Format:Hardcover
Do not buy this book if you are a first time new parent- you won't get it.

Do not buy this book if you have perfect kids- you won't get it.

And definately do not buy this book if you dislike swearing- you will hate it.

But for those who have kids that find every excuse not to go to bed and get driven nuts at night trying to be patient- this is hilarious!

We all love our kids and this book says what goes through our minds sometimes but would never say.
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90 of 104 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars To sleep, perchance to bow-chick-a-bow-wow June 17, 2011
Format:Hardcover
To this small book I can relate.
For many nights do parents wait
Until angelic tots are sleeping,
When after endless bouts of weeping,
Or running wild and restless rolling
When no amount of Mom's cajoling,
Or bribes, or threats, warm milk or juice
Or even smacks on the caboose,
Can get those f#cking eyes shut tight
So Mom and Dad can play at night.

Amanda Richards, June 17, 2011
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49 of 55 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Surprisingly Sweet June 9, 2011
Format:Hardcover|Amazon Verified Purchase
There are a lot of cheap parodies of Margaret Wise Brown's classic Goodnight Moon, with varying degrees of cleverness (unfortunately, usually not very good). This could have been just another, and certainly would have gotten a lot of buzz based on the title alone.

I couldn't help taking a look, figuring at the worst, it'd be something like Baby, Mix Me a Drink (Baby Be of Use) from McSweeney's. But, it's actually a very sweet look at the troubles and frustrations of being a new parent. Having a child turns your life upside down, no matter how prepared you think you are for it, and, yeah, it's hard. Sure, this is a joke book, and the humor is certainly in the inappropriate profanity, but underneath, there's the touching honesty of a loving parent who can admit that it doesn't all just come easily.

And, unlike those cheap parodies, the words and rhythms actually scan pretty well. Huh; look at that. I suppose with an endorsement from David Byrne on the back cover, that's the least one could hope for.

Anyway, this highly recommended as a gift for anyone with a first child aged three to six months. Not only will the new parents laugh, they'll be able to relate.
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111 of 130 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great for parents with a sense of Humor! June 6, 2011
By MelB
Format:Hardcover|Amazon Verified Purchase
I got this book pre-ordered as a mothers day gift, I finally got it. I laughed so hard!

It is a great book if you have a sense of humor!

Do NOT read to kids of course, it's adult humor!

Do NOT get this if you do not like swearing

I laughed the whole way through, my friends all enjoyed it! You will get this book if you have problems at night time with your children. Great book!!
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38 of 46 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Laughed until I cried! June 8, 2011
By Carolyn
Format:Hardcover|Amazon Verified Purchase
I am not a person who swears, so I never thought I'd buy this book. But I not only bought one for me but also one for my son who has a 2 year old, 4 year old, and seven year old. We sat together tonight as he read it and we laughed so hard we had to constantly stop reading to get our breathe back. I told him I was sleep deprived for five years after I had him. He told me this book was "his life" and he knew his wife would love it, too! The illustrations are beautiful and contrast wonderfully with the verses.
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45 of 56 people found the following review helpful
Format:Hardcover
Oh wow! I love this book! Our 7 month old just reached teething; my patient, loving husband ordered this & when it arrived last week he read it to me after our son was (finally) conked out.
I laughed so hard I had to run to the bathroom in mid-rhyme during my husband's storytime!
Awesome! So worth the price to be able to laugh that hard with my parent-partner. I love my son, we all love our kids, and the sanity we give up as conscientiously-parenting adults makes bonding experiences like this so worth it!

My favorite parts are actually the pics: the kid running naked into the hall (all you see is the shadow of a bare bum), the bright-eyed awake child amid the peaceful slumbering animals, and the blessed papa taking the toddler back to bed while mama sleeps on the couch. Beautiful.
For all the partners & dads who care for the kids, while mom sleeps, I thank you!
Occasionally I've needed that primal scream, but this book helped even more when my loving son bit me yesterday with his cute little sharp teeth.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Phenomenal
Every new parent should have this book! Not only is it accurate to your undying need for sleep but it absolutely says the words even you want to say out loud!
Published 15 hours ago by Jennifer.kern80
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome!
This book was read during one of my monthly gatherings with my friends and I have to say tht this book had all of us in tears laughing! Read more
Published 16 hours ago by B. Flores
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious fun for moms and dads
I bought this for a friend at her baby shower a couple years ago and we STILL talk about the book today. Read more
Published 1 day ago by E. Gianfrancisco
5.0 out of 5 stars loved it
it was great! it helped me put my daughter to sleep but did make her laugh a lot too so good job!
Published 1 day ago by Sylas B. Crabtree
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny, funny, funny!
Get this for every parent of a three yr old and every prospective parent you can find. I would only actually READ THIS BOOK to a child who is too young to parrot back the words,... Read more
Published 2 days ago by SusanBoise
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious! Great comical relief for new mom and dads!
Bought this gift for my brother and sister who were both expecting with their spouses. It was a great comical relief. They couldn't believe someone had made a book like this haha!
Published 2 days ago by Michelle
1.0 out of 5 stars A book for parents who hate children?
I am a parent and yet I could not relate to anything in this book. The book is basically just a string of four letter words. Read more
Published 3 days ago by Rob
5.0 out of 5 stars Classic
Great gift item to parents with small children. You can actually search online and find an audio clip of this book, narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. Hilarious.

Heads up. Read more
Published 3 days ago by Bizman
5.0 out of 5 stars Know your audience
I bought this book for Christmas for my brother, who has two children, and he read it out loud to the room. Read more
Published 4 days ago by D. Webster
5.0 out of 5 stars Love It!
This book is for all those parents out there who struggle with their child's sleeping habits. Obviously, this is **not** a book that you actually read to your child. Read more
Published 4 days ago by TXFireFighter
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Is this for real? I hope so.
Yep! There's a short piece about it on moms.today.com - http://moms.today.com/_news/2011/04/26/6534646-want-another-bedtime-story-sweetie-heres-one-go-the-fk-to-sleep

I know some new parents and I wish this were coming out before October!
Apr 26, 2011 by A. McGlynn |  See all 18 posts
Get the F*** out of Bed - the version for teenagers!
Very funny post!
Jul 7, 2011 by Sue in San Diego |  See all 7 posts
Before anyone else posts how, "dumb and immoral," this book is...
I think my mother helped write this.
May 20, 2011 by Ann Hedonia |  See all 17 posts
So grateful I grew up when adults would not tolerate this kind of book
Mr.E, Honestly? You truly believe what you have written to be the truth? Please, get over yourself. This book is for those of us who can look at life's frustrations and laugh at and through it.
I personally find this book to be hilarious and I certainly don't hate children. It's ADULT humor..... Read more
Jun 27, 2011 by C. Doucette |  See all 8 posts
go the f*** to sleep
I hope you are really not as dumb as you seem. This is a book for ADULTS to read, on their own, NOT to their children! You know, for a laugh. Lighten up and please don't procreate if you haven't already. I fear someone like you wouldn't know the first thing when it comes to parenting and would... Read more
Jun 12, 2011 by Lynn |  See all 3 posts
Lighten the f*** up! Be the first to reply
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