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The Goddess Rules: A Novel [Hardcover]

Clare Naylor (Author)
3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (19 customer reviews)


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Book Description

March 1, 2005
Here’s the delightful new novel from Clare Naylor, whose sleeper hit Dog Handling was one of Cosmopolitan’s Best Beach Reads for 2002. Fresh and fun, The Goddess Rules is an outrageous, wry, and razor-sharp portrait of a girl who thinks her life is just fine–until she meets a woman who swears by the belief that life is meant to be fabulous.

When obsessed pet owners have pooches or kitties they want immortalized on canvas, Kate Disney is the artist of choice. From her shed (which doubles as a studio and apartment) in London’s Primrose Hill, Kate caters to the whims of the rich and famous while herself living a decidedly bohemian existence. The problem is, she has a tendency to cater to her on-again, way-off-again boyfriend as well. Jake is so erratic, that most of her friends don’t understand why she even bothers. But it’s hard to fall out of love with a man who writes her songs and calls her “Angel”–even if he disappears for weeks at a time.

Luckily for Kate, Mirabelle Moncur isn’t buying any of that claptrap. Mirri was an actress, a legend in her time. Now, at age sixty, she’s given up on fame and men and lives in Africa, where she raises lion cubs. But her reclusive nature has done nothing to dull her beauty, mar her incredible figure, or dampen her outrageous joie de vivre.

After sweeping into London to have Kate paint a portrait of her favorite cub, Mirri seizes hold of Kate’s life–from the baggy wardrobe to the hopeless taste in men. Under Mirri’s tutelage, Kate learns to dance on tables with abandon, drink like a dockworker, and flirt like a goddess. And when her old friend Louis reenters the picture, she begins to see things in a whole new light. But Mirri has secrets that hint at a less than divine future. Now it’s Kate’s turn to teach Mirri a thing or two about life, love, and being fabulous.


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From Publishers Weekly

The goddess of this entertaining fourth novel (and first Ballantine hardcover) by British author Naylor (Dog Handling, etc.) is an aging French screen star named Mirabelle Moncur. We know Mirri is French because she says non and merde and because she likes sex and knows her way around men. Heroine Kate Disney also likes sex, but she doesn't know her way around men, especially Jake, her caddish lout of a boyfriend. When Mirri commissions Kate, a painter of animal portraits, to immortalize her pet lion cub, the two become friends; soon Mirri is teaching Kate how to dress properly, stand up for herself and enjoy a man's attentions. For a time, Kate is a model student: she romps in Capri with Felix, a French playboy, and has casual sex in a swimming pool. The supporting characters are pat romantic comedy types: there's Kate's appropriately Byronic suitor, Lewis; her reliable best friend, Tanya; and her older, gay mentor, Leonard. The subplot, involving Mirri's search for her one true love, is engaging, as are the multiple twists of the main plot. When Jake returns to the scene, relentlessly courting and then winning the affections of a newly free-spirited Kate, Mirri's disappointment is palpable. The action Mirri takes to bring Kate to her senses is predictable but satisfying, which is also an apt description of this light, fun read.
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*Starred Review* Though set in contemporary England, Naylor's delightful, romantic romp seems suffused with fine French Chardonnay as retired screen temptress Mirabelle Moncur (she's so close to "my heart"--get it?) arrives in London to stay with longtime friend Leonard. Still knocking-'em-dead gorgeous at 60, Mirri has ostensibly come from Africa, where she has created an animal refuge, for portraitist Kate Disney, temporarily resident in Leonard's garden shed, to paint pet lion cub Bebe. She winds up turning around Kate's wrecked love life. En passant, the Brigitte Bardot-like film legend embarks, with a handsome heartthrob half her age, who has followed her home, on a passionate idyll made very public by the international paparazzi camped outside wherever she, or he, goes. (On the other hand, the affair does start with an all-too-audible tryst on the hammock outside Kate's window.) Furnishing additional sparkle, somehow, is Jake, the loser-user, on-and-off object of Kate's affection, despite Mirri's disdain for "this slug" who keeps standing Kate up, sleeping around, but showing up again like the proverbial bad penny. Laugh-out-loud scenes and authentically touching asides on aging and lifelong yearnings combine in a perfectly balanced, irresistible confection. Whitney Scott
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Product Details

  • Hardcover: 368 pages
  • Publisher: Ballantine Books (March 1, 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0345470532
  • ISBN-13: 978-0345470539
  • Product Dimensions: 8.3 x 5.8 x 1.3 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.2 pounds
  • Average Customer Review: 3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (19 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,741,628 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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9 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars A Fun Read, April 1, 2005
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Janice (Arlington, VA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: The Goddess Rules: A Novel (Hardcover)
Clare Naylor's "The Goddess Rules," deals with Kate Disney who paints animals for a living and she lives in a shed own by her late father's friend, Leonard. Kate has a somewhat dysfunctional relationship with Jake who seemed to take advantage of her and who does not treat her well. For some reason, Kate was unable to break it off with Jake, partly because she loved him and partly because she wanted to build a family with him. Kate's life was turned upside down when Mirri, a old actress as well as a sex symbol showed up at Leonard's door step to stay for the summer. Mirri was the exact opposite of Kate and was on Kate's nerve constantly as she was always giving her advice which Kate felt she didn't need. However, Kate realized rather unwillingly that Mirri, in fact, had a thing or two to teach about men.

It was quite a predictable read as there aren't many surprises along the way. The strength of this book comes from the development of the characters. The characters had their faults and weaknesses but by the end of the book, they have come to a realization of what's important and became more mature. It was also interesting to read about the relationship between Kate and Mirri and how they have grown to rely on each other for help. Their friendship, I think, was the highlight of this book. This wasn't the best chick-lit I have ever read but it's still better than average.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Sweet, romantic, fun, and predictable., July 18, 2005
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Kharabella "Kharabella" (Somewhere in the midwest . . .) - See all my reviews
This review is from: The Goddess Rules: A Novel (Hardcover)
I give it three and a half stars. It was so slow to start that I almost gave up, but a few chapters in, the pace picked up. Still not a suspenseful pageturner, but it is a really cute story of "Lessons Learned," in Life and in Love.

At the beginning, twenty-eight year old Kate Disney has very little self confidence. She doesn't really believe in her talent as an artist and a painter, or in herself as a beautiful and desirable woman. And Kate's life is in a bit of a rut -- living in a shed, not making a lot of money, dealing with an absolute PRICK of a boyfriend. She's dated Jake for three years, and he's still taking her for granted. He doesn't call for weeks, then he shows sporadically and makes love to her, but otherwise unwilling to be committed. She can't even say to him that he is her boyfriend without him freaking out and running off into the night.

And then an amazing and famous former screen siren, Mirabelle Moncour, comes into Kate's life. I am not sure what Goddesses had to do with anything. Gratefully, there is no list of Goddess Rules that Kate Disney is asked to follow. Kate just learns a lot from the beautiful and eccentric Mirri Moncour. She doesn't seek to be a duplicate of Mirri, and the two are so different that Kate hates Mirri at first. But Mirri does know some things about life and love, and gives Kate some good advice: be confident in yourself. With Mirri pushing her, Kate learns to believe in her inner "Goddess" -- the beautiful woman within her -- and that she deserves to be treated like a special and beautiful woman, because every woman is special and beautiful in her own way. The more Kate believes in herself, the better things turn out for her. Kate finally gets the kind of love that she deserves.

Of, course, Kate doesn't have perfect judgment, so she still stumbles along the way. And so does Mirri. There are chapters where they both did things that made me cringe. But, overall, their mistakes make them seem more real and human.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Could see it coming from a mile away, but it was still fun!, June 14, 2005
This review is from: The Goddess Rules: A Novel (Hardcover)
Good girl Kate Disney is doing just fine in her life before Mirabelle Concur walks into it. She is dating bad boy Jake (who is one of those hot and cold men) she paints portraits of animals while starting to make a name for herself, and she lives in a shack. A nice shack, actually, in the back of Leonards house, her gay male friend.

Mirabelle Concur is a Tippi Hedren of sorts, raising wild animals in Africa. She was once a very famous actress, who discarded men like tissue. Presently, she still does this, and she is back in civilization to get Kate to paint a picture of her lion cub.

Kate is both irritated and intriqued by Mirri, for this is a 50 something year old woman who has relations with a very famous married actor in the hammock outside of her room. Can Mirri teach Kate how to leave men panting instead of letting them walk all over you? Can Kate teach Mirri that love is not as horrible as she makes it out to be?

Kate will also get to choose between sexy/unpredictable Jake and her sweet artist friend Louis who has recently come back into the picture and needs Kate's help with his project. Kate may never grow up when it comes to relationships, but she will learn a lot about herself.

The ending won't surprise you, but the journey keeps you going.
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Kate Disney was having sex with her ex when the legendary Mirabelle Moncur first came into her life. Read the first page
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Mirabelle Moncur, Nick Sheridan, Mirri Moncur, Primrose Hill, Jonah Sinclair, The Slug, Regents Park, Kate Disney, Nicholas Sheridan, Ladbroke Grove, Tate Modern, Louis Alcott, Joss Armstrong, Evening Standard, Notting Hill, Robbie Hirst, Waterloo Bridge, Belsize Park, Good God, Janis Joplin, Julie Christie, Miss Moncur, National Portrait Gallery
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