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5.0 out of 5 stars
This Is One Wizard-Tamin' Slow-Motion And Handfuls of Awesome Gavel!, March 3, 2009
This review is from: Godinger Crystal Gavel (Kitchen)
Length:: 2:29 Mins
It's true that this turns out not to be a usable gavel, or usable only in slow-motion, which is what I've taken to doing. It's great for slow-mo, and you can make the sound of slowed-down speech with your mouth while you do it. The more you do it the better you get at it. And the better you get at doing it the more usable this awesome gavel actually becomes. And each time you actually use it you want to hit it harder, to sound its thunder across the desk, which is kind of like a plain with a massing army of wizards and skeletons striding towards you, or floating on their creepy little winged familiars in the case of the wizards, who don't have gavels, nor do the skeletons, and when they hear the thwack in slow-motion of your gavel on the desk you can imagine just how hardcore it makes them feel and how freaked out they are and so they disperse before attacking or attaching themselves to the inside of your wrist on the charm bracelet you've made of bits of their remains, which is the whole point of a gavel anyhow. It commands respect. This gavel commands an excellent amount of respect. If you hold it up to a powerful light source when doing this you might blind yourself so I don't recommend that. But otherwise, five stars. It doesn't taste like anything at all.
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12 of 15 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Class up judge's office, March 4, 2009
This review is from: Godinger Crystal Gavel (Kitchen)
Originally I bought this as a thank you gift for my uncle Stetson, the judge, after he managed to get me free off those bogus drug charges that I was tagged with that night with Tiffany and Cabbage in the Dumser's Dairyland parking lot. I figured it was the least I could do, especially since it wasn't the first time Uncle Stet used his considerable weight here in Worcester County to keep me outta Snow Hill. Tiffany always gets me into those kinda scrapes - you know how it is - she ain't that fine but she steady and ready. And Cabbage - those seasonal OC college boy rentacops love to hassle a tatted up freak like him. So, anyway, I figured I buy this crystal gavel for Uncle Stet - thought it'd look nice in that wood-paneled office of his - he got a big-ole oak desk w/ brass lamps and placks and degrees on the walls - give the room that last classey touch like the chandeleer at the Clarion buffet. But when it showed up (in just three days - real speedy delivery) Cabbage and I were enjoying an afternoon smoke session and once I took it out, the rays from the sliding glass door hit it just right and a rainbow shot out just like that pyramid on the cover of Dark Side of the Moon - then, of course Cabbage had to break out the Floyd - and once Floyd was on - is there anybody out there - we had to visit Jay-9 down on St. Louis for some more party favors - by the time we got back we was in full effect - and Cabbage pretends like he's a judge and not only busts it but also Wolves' glass coffee table. But it held up pretty well - Cabbage took 3 or 4 good whacks before it shattered. I put a new order in for another one. Great product.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
No hits, March 16, 2009
This review is from: Godinger Crystal Gavel (Kitchen)
This product did not have any of the hits on it like I was expecting, and besides that it really effed up three of my CD players and maybe a whole hard drive. I don't think it's in a format that works in this country. Then later when it finally did sing to me, it didn't even sound like country and western music. I tried to use it to adjust my glasses, but it broke the crap right out of them. njo9w 'ilm u7yssssssssuun g iu9t to0 ty7po thuise sen t5enmces. There's a giant hole in my floor and it fits in there pretty good. I've found that it really isn't good for anything, but I'm happier knowing it's nearby and it does expand me. I'm going now to look for something about how to knit because it makes me want to knit something for it. Maybe if I knew already how to knit, or if it would have taught me how to knit I could have given 4 stars, but instead 3.
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