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Two and a Half Men 12 Seasons 2006

Season 3
4.8 out of 5 stars (149) IMDb 7.1/10

Will Charlie take a spin on the marriage-go-round? The boys (all two and a half men's worth) are back for a snappy, smart season of TV's #1 comedy hit. And while a drop-dead gorgeous parade of Sandys, Mandis and Kandis march in and out of Charlie's Malibu beach house, the true heart of the series remains the makeshift family that calls this place home - including carefree bachelor Charlie (Charlie Sheen), his finicky chiropractor brother Alan (Jon Cryer) and Alan's outspoken young son Jake (Angus T. Jones).

Starring:
Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer
Original air date:
May 22, 2006

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1. Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

Charlie Harper (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Mercedes in the garage and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle was interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan (series star JON CRYER), and Alan's young son, Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES), came to stay with him a couple of years ago.

CC TV-NR September 19, 2005 23 minutes
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2. Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

When Jake's school principal demands to meet immediately with Alan concerning a picture Jake drew of a large-breasted schoolmate, Alan leaves a phone message asking Charlie to help, but Charlie doesn't respond.

CC TV-NR September 26, 2005 22 minutes
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3. Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Charlie is dismayed to learn that Alan's recent dating spree has been with Alan's ex-wife, Judith. Charlie fears he will rarely get to see Jake if Alan and Judith reconcile. So Charlie does everything in his power--including trying to distract Alan with beautiful women (Former Playboy Playmates SANDY and MANDY BENTLEY)--to keep the two apart.

CC TV-NR October 3, 2005 22 minutes
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4. Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs

Alan infuriates Charlie when he gives Berta permission to move into the beach house for a couple of days. Charlie reprimands Alan and informs him that he's just a houseguest and doesn't have the right to allow Berta to stay with them. Hurt by Charlie's reaction, Alan decides that he and Jake need to move into their own place.

CC TV-NR October 10, 2005 23 minutes
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5. We Called it Mr. Pinky

After a woman Charlie has been having sex with professes her love for him, he responds inappropriately and suffers from impotence. Later, Rose explains that Charlie's inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.

CC TV-NR October 17, 2005 22 minutes
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6. Hi, Mr. Horned One

Charlie is thrilled that he's dating Isabella (JODI LYN O'KEEFE - "Nash Bridges"), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman--until Alan points out that she's a spooky Satan worshiper. Charlie is unfazed by Alan's warnings until Isabella threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

CC TV-NR October 24, 2005 22 minutes
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7. Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Charlie finds himself in a compromising position after getting drunk and spending the evening with his stalker, Rose, celebrating her birthday. He ends up being confronted by her father, Harvey (Golden Globe and Emmy Award winner MARTIN SHEEN - "The West Wing"), who demands to know Charlie's intentions towards Rose.

CC TV-NR November 7, 2005 23 minutes
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8. That Voodoo that I Do

After Charlie's romantic overtures towards Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUEL VAUGIER - "Smallville," "One Tree Hill," "Saw II"), an attractive ballet teacher, are rejected, Charlie tries to prove to Alan that he can persuade Mia to go on a date with him.

CC TV-NR November 14, 2005 22 minutes
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9. Madame and her Special Friend

A wealthy, elderly woman named Norma (Academy Award and multiple Emmy Award winner CLORIS LEACHMAN - "Malcolm in the Middle," "Spanglish") is romantically interested in Alan.

CC TV-NR November 21, 2005 22 minutes
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10. Something Salty and Twisted

Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate the publication of a newspaper article that describes him as a "good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy," but he's crushed when his mother, Evelyn, isn't impressed.

CC TV-NR November 28, 2005 22 minutes
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11. Santa's Village of the Damned

When Alan dates a cooking instructor, Sandy (JOSIE DAVIS - "Beverly Hills 90210"), both he and Charlie gain weight. But even as it becomes clear that Sandy is mentally unstable, Charlie refuses to allow Alan to break up with her, fearing the loss of her fabulous meals.

CC TV-NR December 19, 2005 22 minutes
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12. That Special Tug

Charlie and Alan take Jake to a friend's house and go out for some sibling bonding at the movies, but their night is ruined when Alan freaks out after convincing himself that Jake was too eager to spend the weekend away from him.

CC TV-NR January 9, 2006 23 minutes
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13. Humiliation is a Visual Medium

No one believes Charlie when he says that his relationship with Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER) is getting serious, and everyone really thinks he's lying when he confesses that he and Mia have been dating for more than a month and haven't consummated the relationship.

CC TV-NR January 23, 2006 23 minutes
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14. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

After a month and a half of abstinence, Charlie is quite eager to consummate his relationship with Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER). Unfortunately, there are still a few roadblocks, including Charlie's oversexed ex-girlfriend, Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY), and Mia's parents.

CC TV-NR February 6, 2006 22 minutes
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15. My Tongue is Meat

Charlie's lifestyle causes tension with Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER). Charlie can't keep pace with the healthy routine that Mia has introduced into their relationship, so he sneaks cigars and beers in the garage and enlists Rose to deliver burgers to him on the sly.

CC TV-NR February 27, 2006 22 minutes
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16. Ergo, The Booty Call

Concerned that he is dating a woman half his age--and mortified to introduce her to Evelyn--Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend, Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY), to Jake's birthday party. Meanwhile, Rose continues her passive-aggressive pursuit of Charlie.

CC TV-NR March 6, 2006 23 minutes
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17. The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer

When he is nominated for an advertising award, Charlie boycotts the banquet, having lost several years in a row to his cocky competitor, Archie (JON LOVITZ - "Saturday Night Live," "Happiness"). After devising a ploy to get him to attend, Alan, Evelyn and Jake accompany Charlie for support--but then they get to know Archie.

CC TV-NR March 13, 2006 22 minutes
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18. The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY). When Kandi's old car breaks down, Alan leases a new one for her. Charlie warns him to break up with her, but Alan spends his last dime on Kandi's root canal and can't pay alimony to Judith, forcing Charlie to cover for him.

CC TV-NR March 20, 2006 22 minutes
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19. Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY) moves in with Alan and Charlie, causing tension in the house. Charlie's not happy to learn of the new arrangement, considering he himself has been having a dry spell with women. Things begin to look up for Charlie, however, when Judith befriends Kandi, and a special visitor comes knocking on his door.

CC TV-NR April 10, 2006 22 minutes
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20. Always a Bridesmaid Never a Burro

Charlie is now dating Kandi's (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY) mother, Mandi (recurring guest star GAIL O'GRADY). Meanwhile, Alan is depressed because Kandi has left him and is staying with bitter Judith, who brainwashed her against him. At Mandi's urging, Alan goes to Judith's place to try to win Kandi back.

CC TV-NR April 24, 2006 21 minutes
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21. And the Plot Moistens

Jake's teacher, Francine (JULIA CAMPBELL), calls Alan and Judith into her classroom to discuss Jake's lack of interest in school. Desperate to communicate with someone intelligent while continuing to see his airhead girlfriend, Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY), Alan falls for Francine--in a platonic way.

CC TV-NR May 1, 2006 21 minutes
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22. Just Once with Aunt Sophie

When a cute girl from Jake's school invites Jake to a party, Charlie butts in on Alan's milestone moment with his son by offering his own words of wisdom on women. While Alan feels somewhat jealous that Charlie is taking over, he realizes he also feels envious that his son is receiving some solid advice on scoring with women that he wishes his brother had taught him.

CC TV-NR May 8, 2006 22 minutes
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23. Arguments for the Quickie

When Charlie finds out that his ex-girlfriend, Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER), is in town with her dance troupe and wants him to come to her performance, he opts not to go and tries to behave as if he were no longer attracted to her.

CC TV-NR May 15, 2006 23 minutes
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24. That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

With Charlie and Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER) arranging their wedding, their families meet, and things immediately begin to fall apart. Rose takes Charlie's engagement news hard and makes some interesting plans of her own. There is also the question of where Alan and Jake will live after Charlie and Mia get married.

CC TV-NR May 22, 2006 21 minutes
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Product Details

Genres Comedy
Director Gary Halvorson
Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer
Supporting actors Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle, Holland Taylor, Kimberly Oja, Sandra Purpuro
Season year 2006
Network CBS
Producers Jeff Abugov, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, Joe Bella, Mark Burg, Michael Collier, Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky, Oren Koules, Toti Levine, Chuck Lorre, Tatiana Nell, Jim Patterson, Mark Roberts, Eric Tannenbaum, Kim Tannenbaum
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I've reviewed the other two seasons because I love this show so much, and this season still has it. It's managed to stay fresh and funny and still thoroughly enjoyable. The majority of main cast members have recieved Emmy nominations and it's not hard to see why.
Here is a run down of the episodes in this dvd set;

WEEKEND IN BANGKOK WITH TWO OLYMPIC GYMNASTS - After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie has to look after the adolescent and increasingly obnoxious Jake for the weekend.

PRINCIPAL GALLAGHER'S LEZBIAN LOVER - Alan has to lobby the principal to keep Jake from getting expelled, while Charlie is left to manage the chiropractic office for the day.

CARPET BURNS AND A BITE MARK - After it's revealed Alan and Judith have been trying to reconcile, Charlie, Evelyn, and Rose vie for the role of spoiler.

YOUR DISMISSIVE ATTITUDE TOWARDS B**BS - Alan looks for a new place after he invites Berta to stay at Charlie's house, bringing the brothers to blows.

WE CALLED IT MR PINKY - Charlie's inability to reciprocate his girlfriend's love forces him to examine his relationships with women.

HI, MR HORNED ONE - Charlie's Satan-worshiping girlfriend has a knack for the supernatural, and seems to be the cause of some strange happenings around the Harper house.

SLEEP TIGHT, PUDDIN POP - Charlie gets drunk and sleeps with Rose on her birthday. Rose says she knows it's no big deal. But her father quickly shows up at Charlie's house, under the impression that they've been dating for two years.

THAT VOODOO THAT I DO DO - Charlie bribes Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can vie for the affections of the teacher. Things go awry, however, when Charlie and Jake find themselves competing for those affections.
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I totally enjoy this series but was a little disappointed when Warner Brothers decided not to include the episode guide insert as they did in the 2 previous seasons. This was the only drawback that I see thus far - otherwise CBS has a sure-fire hit with this top notch show! Please Warner Brothers make these available to Season 3 & all future seasons!
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Season three was by far the best season to date (seasons 1-5). Mainly because of the character Mia played by Emmanuelle Vaugier. AKA; without a doubt, the biggest mistake Charlie has made yet. And the show has never had a better recurring guest role than that of Mia. With that said, every season (again, to date) was great, but season three beats 1,2,4 & 5 - hands down.
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Two and a Half Men was really funny when Charlie Sheen was in his role on the sitcom, and Angus Young was also priceless as the young kid. Charlie of course did a terrible thing reciting his own anger at one of the producers. Anybody, technical people or actors, that you definitely do not offend a producer of a show. I half wonder if Charlie and Angus knew that Angus' age would make him not a little kid anymore, and the show would not be nearly as funny, so they made a pact-decision with one of the producers of the TV show. Charlie would be upset, he would be fired from the show, Angus didn't have to be on the show nearly as much, and the show would deal with the outcome of any "shenanigans" that the public might perceive happened. In my opinion maybe, that one of the producers wasn't really mad, Charlie didn't really offend one of the producers, and the show has gone on regardless of how Charlie's' character would be "eliminated" from the cast. I have not liked the show since. It's not nearly close to being funny anymore, which is probably what the producers, Angus, and Charlie knew it would be, and they decided to make a "disaster" of Charlie's character going away, dying as it was made.
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I will eventually buy all of the seasons that included Charlie Sheen, but I started with this one because it has some of my all time favorite episodes, especially the ones where Alan is dating Kandi! "Ergo, the booty call" gets me laughing so hard I almost wet myself! And the episode I refer to as "22½, Good for you!" when Kandi's car catches fire and then she needs a root canal. This season also contains some of my favorite episodes for Charlie, including "Hi, Mr. Horned One"! And I also prefer the seasons when Jake is younger and the writers so effectively play on his naivety. Great season, great shows! Definitely a must have season!
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When there's nothing on Television to watch, I always put in a "Two and a Half Men". I only plan on watching one or two episodes, but end up watching more. Always a pick me up and a good laugh.
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When it comes to TV, there aren't too many shows I follow anymore. Men's been one of the chosen programs I'll make time for, but now that the Charlie Sheen era is obviously over I would just like to grab the eight or so seasons of the show that currently exist and call it a day. After immensely enjoying seasons one and two on DVD, I picked up season three even though it was a little more expensive than the previous seasons. After watching it I wish I had waited for a price drop. To put it plainly, season three of Two and Half Men is good, but some of the story arcs are insipid.

The trouble beings in "That Voodoo That I Do Do" picks up in "Humiliation is a Visual Medium" through ""My Tongue is Meat" and finally ends with "Arguments for the Quickie" and "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite." In case you don't catch the connection between those episodes, they're the ones centered on Charlie's "no-sex" relationship with Mia. Introduce a terrible character and just watch how terrible things get. I'm not saying there isn't any fun to be had in these episodes, but the bad starts to outweigh the good even with dimwitted Kandi entering the picture.

Adding to the negatives are boorish guest appearances by Cloris Leachman ("Madame and Her Special Friend") and Jon Lovitz ("The Unfortunate Little Schnauser") that only serve to annoy and make one reflect back on and wish for the brilliant Charlie, Jake and Alan-based episodes that start off the set. If anything, season three tries a bit too hard and over complicates a simple formula that hasn't hit its expiration date yet. Generally, the problematic episodes are fine enough when seen on TV where they don't play in order and quick succession of one another but in an environment where they do their weaknesses are quickly punished.
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