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Here are some of the bizarre, hilarious, and disturbing things in the Good Book (i.e., the Hebrew Bible). Cain gets off scot-free after killing Abel. Abraham dies at age 175, “a good ripe age, old and contented.” Jacob wrestles with and defeats an angel. God keeps seething about the golden calf. David sets himself up as a guerrilla, a freedom fighter. He’s the George Washington of Judea. Solomon really doesn’t dig Jewish girls, preferring the thrill of the pagan. King Ahaziah is seen as Israel’s precursor to Gerald Ford. Plotz compares Ezekiel to the bad parts of Portrait of a Lady, Madame Bovary, and Married with Children rolled up into a ball of rage. Deeply religious people might be offended by the book, but for the rest of us there’s a laugh on every page. --George Cohen --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.
“Irreverent. . . . Plotz’s hilarious exegeses will have you laughing out loud. Who knew the Bible was such a riot?” (Time Out New York)
“A bloody good book. . . . Very funny. . . . Priceless for those of all traditions who see value in posing unanswerable questions to each other, and to God himself.” (The Minneapolis Star Tribune)
“Highly entertaining.” (The Jerusalem Post)
“Like the Bible itself, Good Book contains multitudesit is by turns thought-provoking, funny, enlightening and moving. In short, David Plotz’s book easily lives up to its name. Trust me, Thou shalt enjoy.” (A. J. Jacobs, author of The Year of Living Biblically)
“Thanks to David Plotz’s amazing book, I will never have to read The Bible. When can he do this for Madame Bovary?” (Andy Borowitz, author of The Borowitz Report)
“Plotz is a genius writer. He can mine Genesis for new insightsand play the book of Job for laughs. He’s the perfect companion for a romp through the Bible: charmingly confessional, a deeply penetrating reader, and at complete ease relating ancient (often obscure) narratives to our modern condition.” (Franklin Foer, author of How Soccer Explains the World)
Lame, over-rated, and not worth the money. It's not funny or perceptive. It's a juvenile take on many parts of the Bible. Hardly worth the money!! I'm returning it today.Published 1 month ago by corgipup
Common sense reading expressed in deliciously uncommon language. Prompt shipping. No problems. Smooth transaction.Published 2 months ago by Amazon Customer
What a great, revealing, interesting and fun trip through the old testament written by a Jew. It opens one's eyes to so many stories we were never taught in Sunday School. Read morePublished 2 months ago by Harold Warnnick
Do not waste your money. He tries to discredit God, I will hear nothing from him. Ever.Published 2 months ago by K. Smudrick
Most anything can be taken out of context and contorted to appear to mean just about anything at all. Read morePublished 3 months ago by L Miller
For all of us who wondered about these things way back when during Sunday school, asked the same kinds of questions, and were told to stop smarting off by our befuddled Sunday... Read morePublished 3 months ago by CalGal
Well titled, this is really good. I wish someone would do the same for the New Testament. You won't really know the bible until you read this book. Read morePublished 5 months ago by Michael Hughes
Plotz writes about the Tanakh, and I nearly plotzed. Clearly a good use of my time, funny and well-thought-out. Read morePublished 6 months ago by NitPicker