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The Good Humor Man: Or, Calorie 3501 [Paperback]

Andrew Fox (Author)
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April 15, 2009

A witty tribute to Ray Bradbury’s Fahrenheit 451, this surreal, futuristic narrative explores the highly topical relationships between obesity, government health care, pop culture, and body image. In a world where chocolate is worth more than cocaine on the black market, government-sanctioned vigilantes known as Good Humor Men patrol the streets, seeking to immolate all fattening food products as illegal contraband and summarily cancel the health insurance of any offenders. An evil nutraceutical company controls the food market with products engineered to keep the population painfully thin, while a mysterious wasting plague threatens to starve humanity. An ex-plastic surgeon whose father performed a secret liposuction surgery on Elvis Presley may hold the key to humanity’s future. Incorporating a colorful cast of characters—a civil servant with questionable motives, an acquisitive assassin, a power-mad preacher evangelizing anorexia, a beautiful young woman addicted to liposuction, and a homicidal clone from an experiment gone terribly awry—this satirical romp asks the question Can Elvis save the world 64 years after his death?


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Fox (Fat White Vampire Blues) pens a half-baked riff on Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451 that imagines a near-future America where the government brutally enforces dietary laws through vigilante squads in repossessed ice cream trucks. When a raid on contraband cheese turns deadly, middle-aged Good Humor man Louis Shmalzberg, a former liposuction surgeon, predictably begins to question his vocation. When a pair of mysterious men demand that Louis turn over a vacuum jar of fat and stomach fluid removed during the botched lipo operation Louis's father performed on Elvis, Louis embarks on a contrived chase across the country, incidentally investigating a corporate conspiracy that's fast becoming a national health crisis. Fox's pseudosatirical premise could work as farce, but endless expository conversations and lifeless characters (including some eyebrow-raising racial stereotypes) make this contrived yarn unconvincing. (May)
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"Fox unveils more all-too-plausible bits of the future and has us laughing to keep from crying."  —Booklist, starred review


"Fox [also] tackles the SF thriller mode with panache. Can Elvis's belly fat save the world? Read it and see!"  —Locus


"Keeps the pages turning. I'd suggest playing 'Heartbreak Hotel' and grabbing a bag of chips for ambiance."  —Electric City



"An intensely interesting, wild ride through a wickedly-accurate depiction of the American psyche . . . a witty, incisive satire . . . well worth the read."  —io9.com


Product Details

  • Paperback: 282 pages
  • Publisher: Tachyon Publications (April 15, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1892391856
  • ISBN-13: 978-1892391858
  • Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 5.5 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 10.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (6 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #554,015 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Andrew Fox was born in Miami Beach in 1964. His earliest exposure to the fantastic was watching the epic Japanese horror flick Destroy All Monsters at the age of three in the back of his parents' convertible at a drive-in. In 1994, he joined award-winning science fiction author George Alec Effinger's monthly writing workshop group in New Orleans. In 2003, Andrew married Dara Levinson; they now have three sons, Levi, Asher, and Judah. In 2009, he relocated his family to Northern Virginia so that he could take a job with the Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency, after having worked many years for the Louisiana Office of Public Health and the Federal Emergency Management Agency. He has also worked for Sagamore Children's Psychiatric Center in Long Island, taught musical theater and improv to children, overseen student programming at the New Orleans Hillel Foundation, and sold Saturn cars and trucks.

Andrew's first novel, Fat White Vampire Blues, published by Ballantine Books in 2003, was widely described as "Anne Rice meets A Confederacy of Dunces." It won the Ruthven Award for Best Vampire Fiction of 2003. Its sequel, Bride of the Fat White Vampire, was published in 2004. His most recent book to hit print, The Good Humor Man, or, Calorie 3501, was published by Tachyon Publications in April, 2009. It was selected by Booklist as one of the Ten Best SF/Fantasy Novels of the Year and was first runner up for the Darrell Award, presented for best SF or fantasy novel written by a Mid-South author or set in the Mid-South. In 2006, he was one of the three winners of the Moment Magazine-Karma Foundation Short Fiction Award for his story, "Raoul Wallenberg in Space." Recent projects include: The Bad Luck Spirits' Social Aid and Pleasure Club, a fantasy novel which intertwines a supernatural secret history of New Orleans with the events of the Hurricane Katrina disaster and its aftermath; Fire on Iron, a steampunk dark fantasy novel set aboard ironclad gunboats during the Civil War; Ghostlands, an alternate history science-fantasy novel set in a world where the past refuses to remain buried; and The End of Daze, a theological/political fantasy-satire about the return of the Old Testament God to Earth.

Andrew Fox's website and blog can be found at:
www.fantasticalandrewfox.com

 

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3.0 out of 5 stars Attempts to dignify absurdity, August 23, 2009
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I'm a really big fan of satire and irreverent humor. "Fat White Vampire Blues" by 'Andrew Fox' was a delight to read. "Bride of Fat White Vampire Blues" was like running through quicksand. "The Good Humor Man" attempts to dignify absurdity. There is no doubt that Andrew Fox is a very talented and witty individual. But it is time for him to write more with the reader in mind than his peers.

This was a Dan Brown plot twist, David Lynch perversion, Wizard of Oz journey novel. In the end it leaves the reader wondering if there were one or two moments of entertainment experienced, I remember one. Fox spent too much time on expounding on all the 'science fiction' parts to impress his friends, "Hey, look at me, I'm smart." Unfortunately, his characters lack any believability and thus your compassion. Situations are not fleshed out in any credible way and the reader will feel he is hurried from one just to get to another plot twist.

How could anyone identify with a couple where one got pleasure from performing liposuction and the other pleasure from getting fat in order to have it sucked out? That was not the one moment of entertainment that I experienced.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Elvis, cheese, liposuction and the Hall of Presidents., May 24, 2009
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If Hunter Thompson and Ray Bradbury had a secret love child, Andrew Fox would've been it, and this book the testament to that wild night of love.

What else do you need to know?

Food has become the disease; elderly plastic surgeons are the cure, and Elvis may be the key to humanity's future.

You may be scratching your head, which is good, because the only way to relieve that curiosity, is to read this highly engaging and unique vision by Mr. Fox.

Pick up this book, and you won't be disappointed.

You might even go on a diet.
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5.0 out of 5 stars The Good Humor Man hits close to home, May 20, 2009
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Fox creates yet another novel so easy to read and hard to put down it's like candy. There are some big messages here underlying the sci-fi and humor, about agribusiness and health. Definitely a worthwhile read!
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