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by Gelett Burgess (Author, Illustrator), Barbara Ross (Editor) "Let me introduced a race Void of beauty and of grace, Extraordinary creatures With many undesirable features..." (more)
Key Phrases: The Goops
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A matter of manners. Re-release of children's book shows polite behavior transcends time. -- Bill Varble Mail Tribune Medford Or.

Barbara Ross is fighting Goops. A Goop is a brat. These days a Goop would be put on Prozak. -- Marcus Brotherto, The Reflector

Children love this book and hopefully strive to avoid being a Goop ( someone with bad manners) -- Mike Bailey The Columbian

Does anyone doubt that Gelett Burgess, he of the equally ready pen and pencil, is an adept in philosophy? Read his famous essays and be convinced that he is a social philosopher of great analytic power. Peruse his dissertations on the nature and characteristics of "Goops" and know him as a moral philosopher of a most practical bent. --Good Housekeeping Magazine - Arthur Guiterman

For parents, children, or godchildren. Goops and How to Be Them: A Manual of Manners by Gelett Burgess, reintroduced by Barbara Ross. A witty and delightful volume first published in the '20s with eminently memorizable poems for the reinforcement of good behavior. "No matter how you wish/for the last one on the dish/Miss Manners has a right to it/Not you." And so forth. --The National Review

Precocious, atrocious, and ferocious? Yes, that s a Goop. Utterly without manners or noblesse oblige. Goops have one saving grace, they make wonderful examples of how not to behave. Goops and How to Be Them: A Manual of Manners for Polite Children offers a compendium of Goopish examples that cleverly illustrate proper manners from improper manners.
Goops and How to Be Them, originally published in 1900, retains its relevance today. Other than a few antiquated references like girls curtseying and watching for horses when you cross the street, the suggestions for proper behavior would be welcome in any home with children. The rhymes and illustrations combine to make learning about tidiness, consideration, generosity, teasing, and patience fun. Goops and How to Be Them is a spoonful of sugar that gets the medicine of good manners down in a most delightful way. --ChildrensPictureBooks.info

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There is a little bit of naughty that lives in us all, and Barbara Ross recognizes this. Ross is the founder of Goops Unlimited, a company on a crusade to bring manners and polite behavior back into the lives of contemporary families. And her latest attempt is the re-release of the humorous book, Goops And How To Be Them, originally printed 100-years-ago!
With wit and whimsy, the characters in Goops And How To Be Them represent the childish tendencies, and immature pranks every human is familiar with. The characters display such taboos as speaking out of turn, and taking things that don't belong to them, but are presented in such a way as to become endearing to the reader. Children learn in relation to the Goops, "While its fun to see them, it's terrible to be them."
Having made an appearance in Webster's Dictionary, Goops are described as "Rude creatures devoid of beauty and grace." And throughout the numerous drawings and verse in Goops And How To Be Them, this concept is perfectly illustrated. But there is a goal in mind, and that is to teach children to recognize impolite behavior and stray from it as much as possible.

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Product Details

  • Reading level: Ages 4-8
  • Paperback: 96 pages
  • Publisher: Goops Unlimited; 1st edition (October 1, 1998)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0971236801
  • ISBN-13: 978-0971236806
  • Product Dimensions: 10.9 x 8.5 x 0.3 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (8 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #334,028 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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18 of 18 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars The Goops, January 5, 2001
By D. Monthie (Queensbury, NY USA) - See all my reviews
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What a great book! Thirty years ago (when I was five) I discovered this book. These are manners children used to be taught. Now parents expect teachers and others to raise their children for them. Etched in my mind forever is one of the phrases from this book. "The goops they lick their fingers, the goops they lick their knives, they spill their broth on the tablecloth , oh they lead disgusting lives. The goops they talk while eating,and loud and fast they chew, I'm glad I'm not a goop are you?" Buy this book!
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5.0 out of 5 stars This book is very timely... even though it's 100 years old!, June 1, 2000
By Nicholas Beatty (Portland, Oregon) - See all my reviews
Time moves on, we make technological advances and things change. However, people remain the same. No matter what happens, right is right and wrong is wrong.

What impressed me the most about this book is that it is fun to read. I don't want to bash Emily Post, Martha Stewart or any others lecturing on the dos and don'ts of life, but books on manners and etiquette can sometimes get pretty dry.

I have a feeling that children everywhere will love the whimsical drawings and happy little rhymes.

The subject matter may seem simple, but Goops and How To Be Them provides a wonderful opportunity for parents to speak with their children about the issues that face today's youth.

The editor of the latest release of Goops and How To Be Them has set up a website devoted to training kids and families about manners........................

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5.0 out of 5 stars I love the Goops!, October 17, 1999
My mother read me this book when I was very young, and it stays with me still. A great way to teach kids manners!
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5.0 out of 5 stars A charming introduction to why manners matter
I was looking for a book about manners for my four year old. I came across this one, and decided to give it a try. It's charming, and he LOVES it! Read more
Published on March 29, 2007 by Misti A. Delaney

5.0 out of 5 stars Children love goops.
I grew up with Goop books, and I have fond memories. There are numerous poems on what good little children should do (manners) and what the round faced goops do to be naughty. Read more
Published on September 3, 2002 by John C. Fawcett

5.0 out of 5 stars Charming. Brought back a lot of memories.
This book is invaluable for teaching children good manners. When I was little, I must have checked this out of our library about fifty times; I loved the pictures of those cute,... Read more
Published on August 19, 1999

5.0 out of 5 stars I've found a book which I can use as a teaching guide!
I am a Mother of three very active children under the age of six and found GOOPS AND HOW TO BE THEM absolutely delightful. Read more
Published on May 18, 1999

5.0 out of 5 stars It's Absolutely Hilarious, I know too many Goops!
I am 21 years old. Usually people my age wouldn't think twice about preserving the past. Goops was written in 1900 by the American Humorist, Gellet Burgess. Read more
Published on May 10, 1999

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