66 of 70 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Crap Hot Topic wouldn't sell, August 25, 2005
This is without a doubt the worst movie ever made.
Ya the worst movie ever made.
Let me make sure you understand what I mean when I say that it is THE WORST MOVIE EVER PUT TO FILM IN THE HISTORY OF MOVIE MAKING. This makes Hunting Humans look like the Exorcist.
I would rather give myself an at home vasectomy with my neighbors rabid cat than watch this movie again.
But... ...If you have to watch, if your curiosity cannot be contained, be sure to check out all of the killer special features (LOL). And be sure to watch the riveting trailer to get ya in the mood. But if you wish, I can give ya a synopsis of the film and spare you the pain that no one living should ever have to know. (Without the aid of some special brownies of course :) )
The story follows the riveting journey of these two characters. One who lookes like Shannen Doherty, and the other that lookes like a wannabe gothic Lance Bass. They are a couple, and they are also "gothic". They go to a "gothic" club. Just to show you how gothic this movie is so far. The boyfriend's name is Boone, how gothic is that.
While at this "gothic" club, they meet this gothic chick (I am not bull sh*ting you) named "Goth". You heard it boys and girls a goth girl actually named "Goth". The worst wannabe in the history of the gothic culture has never stooped this low. WTF!
Goth tells them the three rules.
1 Embrace the darkness
2 Kill your fear
3 Live for death
To make a long story short, Goth kills a few people while strung out on this flour like substance called White light. Ohhh so scary. The special effects are more like the special olympics, and the acting is even worse. The retarded kid who played Corkie did a better job. Kermit the frog is more gothic than anything in this POS movie. This movie was written by a man who knows nothing about the gothic culture from his own admission. Not a single f*@king thing. If your looking to top yourself tonight, be sure to rent this first, because you won't want to live much longer after you do.
Stay away, don't go towards the light Carolann.
Jesus Christ.
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11 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
an apt summary, May 4, 2006
This movie is like lousy porn, but without he sex scenes. And pay no attention to the other reviewer's comparison to " tacky movies like the Rocky Horror Picture Show." Unlike this movie, the Rocky Horror picture show had thing like actors, an non-handycam video recorder, and a story written by a writer over the age of fourteen.
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13 of 16 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Oh, dear Goth, make it stop!!!!, October 6, 2005
I agree with my fellow critic, Mr Martin.... worst movie ever made. All I could think after watching this movie was "that is 2 hours of my life that I will never get back." Bad acting, bad special effects, bad script. The only good thing about this movie was when it was over! DO NOT BUY THIS MOVIE!! Set it down and run far, far away.
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