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5.0 out of 5 stars
5 Star movies should never be out of stock, February 18, 2004
This review is from: Granny [VHS] (VHS Tape)
This film has been out of print for sometime and who knows, if ever, it will appear on DVD. This video has caused fierce bidding wars on eBay. Shannon Whirry is the goody-two-shoes who cares for her ailing (and insane) grandmother. The rest of the family hates Granny and teases Shannon for giving her so much care. Unfortunatly Shannon gets nothing in the will and the family make out like bandits. However Granny received a visit form a salesman promising eternal life. So.....Granny becomes Monster Granny and runs amok in the mansion, slaughtering her family. To say this film is gross and in bad taste is an understatement. Imagine if you will a lovely brunnette niece (a Swedish Bikini Team Model to boot) is giving oral pleasure to her freshly decapitated uncle. Yes folks that and more. Shannon steals the show as she is the hottest B-actress since Shannon Tweed.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
???, July 3, 2004
This review is from: Granny [VHS] (VHS Tape)
Damn, what a masterpiece. As soon as the title runs across the screen and the cheesy clip-art comes on the screen with bad music...you know it's got to be good! This is the "best" b-movie ever. The Granny (before becoming a demon) looks like her wrinkles were made out of layered makeup. She offers incredible, sexual, hilarious one-liner jokes that'll have you on the floor laughing!! Her family comes to visit, and wow...are they bad actors! It does contain a lot of breast nudity, but the whole idea of the movie is just brilliant. The effects really suck, the people tell awful but hilarious jokes, the costumes are bad...but it will keep you on the edge of your seat, begging for more!! The beginning is a little scary, but the rest is just a lot of stupid-looking gore. Check it out or miss out!!
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Best schlock EVER!!!, January 1, 2003
This review is from: Granny [VHS] (VHS Tape)
Good gravy, this is one of the best "so bad, it's good" movies EVER! The acting is sub-par, the violence gory, the jokes and dialogue are AWFUL, and the nudity is gratuituous....everything a bad horror movie needs. Stella Stevens is a ... HOOT as Granny! Hearing her slam on her greedy family (ESPECIALLY the put-down she shoots her oldest son) just rocks. Shannon Whirry and Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst supply the T & A QUITE nicely. Kudos also to the actress playing Heather's ...sexy mom of whom you get an all-too-brief flash in a fur coat room. The plot? Yeah, it rips off about a dozen other horror films, but WHO CARES? I first saw this on cable at about 4:00 in the morning and HAD to own it. If you can check your brains and good taste at the door for some TRULY guilty entertainment, this is your movie. Fans of "artsy" movies need not order this. I just wish they'd make a special edition DVD of this with MORE sex, gore, and bad jokes. ENJOY!
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