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Grossly Overwritten: Volume 1 [Kindle Edition]

Eric Malteca
4.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (15 customer reviews)

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Book Description

Have you ever read a book and thought “That’s amazing; I never knew that Cheetah’s were so articulate. My head hurts from the freedom of laughter?”

Chances are one in 200,000,000 that this has been the case for you (actual math).

If you read this book you will have an inability to say anything non-sexual for 48 hours, which is my promise to you as the author and curator of humor and oddities at large.

Lock yourself in a room, turn off every light that you find dampens the sensitivity of brain usage, and lose yourself in the world of Eric Malteca.

Here’s a snippet from one of the 14 included stories, The Boy Born with a Hole:

"...These provocative creatures, which live in a very distant and remote land, are born without an exit hole for by-product. They bare no waste. Everything that they consume is stored, post digestion, someplace in their highly pliable bodies. As you might imagine, they astronomize to astronomical proportions and consumize to immeasurable immeasurabilities..."

Don’t believe that what you are reading is truthful and that such a classic work of word-combining could be possible?

Well, believe it or not, these things are flying off of the digital shelves faster than spit from the eating receptacle of a Llama and people are saying great things about it, such as:

“Humor isn't one-size-fits-all, but in this book, it surely does! These short anecdotes had me in tears, I laughed so hard.“
—Amanda

“Each story starts with a cartoon that illustrates the plot or a catching detail from the story. Those are great cartoons that already have the brains go into dopamine mode before even reading any letter on that page.”
—Christiana

“Thank you Mr. Malteca, which kind of sounds like Manteca, translated from Spanish to mean either butter or lard. Mal meaning Bad. So you've got Eric Bad Butter or something close to that effect writing these stories...maybe that's just funny to me.”
—Robert

Enjoy yourselves immensely!


Product Details

  • File Size: 658 KB
  • Print Length: 75 pages
  • Publisher: FastPencil (March 24, 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B004TTX4FQ
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Not Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,067,616 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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13 of 13 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Strangly funny and ammusing - Amazing! March 30, 2011
By Mike
I purchased this book for my kindle off of a personal recommendation and it was clearly worth the $0.99. If you are into reads that make you laugh, cringe, and then laugh some more, you must grab Grossly Overwritten. Great stuff!

Looking forward to volume 2!
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11 of 11 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious! March 30, 2011
By Laingy1
Grossly overwritten is a kind of gross, kind of tasteless, completely shameless, but absolutely hilarious piece of amateur literature!

I often download the cheaper offerings here on Amazon, and more often than you would think, they actually tun out to be good. Well, this is no exception! Go ahead and get one and have a great laugh from start to finish!
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11 of 11 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Amazing!! March 29, 2011
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This book is absolutely hilarious, I'm dying! I couldn't put it down and my stomach hurts from laughing so much. What a talented man, that Eric Malteca!
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious! March 29, 2011
This book is hysterical! Real life is better than fiction; and in this case, a lot funnier! A compilation of funny stories and anecdotes no other book on writing I've read - and I've read a lot! Kept me chuckling throughout. I would recommend this book for the laughs alone, but I can also recommend it as the fount of writing wisdom it entails. Grossly Overwritten: Volume 1
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Taking comedy one step further... March 30, 2011
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Eric Malteca has a way with the pen. Grossly Overwritten is just what it claims and more! Clever and H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!! The amateur illustrations are fantastic and only add to the comic genius.

Great bargain buy for some quality laughs!!! Can't wait for Volume 2!
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Dumbfounded April 10, 2011
I didn't know what to expect when I downloaded this. I was bored late at night. It surprised me how fun it was to read this. I've told a few of my friends about it. Looking forward to the next volume.Grossly Overwritten: Volume 1
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Love it, but over it April 8, 2011
I bought this for my husband because it looked like the kind of stupid stuff he likes. He's making me give it 5 stars in a review because he's a jerk and I'm sick of him reading it to me.
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Mind Boggling Hilarious! April 4, 2011
By George
Get out $0.99 and buy this now! This is some of the most hilarious and creative writing I have ever read and will keep you entertained for hours. Mr Malteca is pure genius and comedic master. I took this ebook with me during a flight to Korea and the women next to me couldn't figure out why I was laughing so hard for hours. Eventually I let her read some of these short stories and she couldn't put it down, literally. I think she had my kindle for like 3 hrs of the flight reading this thing.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars CrazyAssMotherfluffer!
Thoroughly entertaining and lol at times.

Don't read it on a bus unless you don't mind everyone staring at you. Read more
Published on October 30, 2012 by Sadsack
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Book for a bit of fun!!
The title of this book caught my eye, and I just had to read it! It was a bunch of really quirky stories, all very funny, written so well! Read more
Published on June 3, 2012 by K. Luella
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome Collections of Gross Humor
I found this book to be awesome and funny at the same time. The stories are truly unique and funny. Read more
Published on April 13, 2012 by JBP
5.0 out of 5 stars Wow
I'm not usually one for a lot of toilet humor, but wow. I was laughing from page one all of the way through. Read more
Published on April 10, 2012 by Amanda
5.0 out of 5 stars Humorously entertaining!
I bought this for my Kindle for some entertainment on a long flight. I kind of wish I hadn't as I I was laughing to myself reading this and hours after too! Well written. Read more
Published on April 6, 2012 by Sammy
5.0 out of 5 stars What a Riot!!!
I've got a degree in English and have written a few books along the way, but I'm not a funny story teller. Read more
Published on February 18, 2012 by Robert Hansen
4.0 out of 5 stars This is my serious face.
I have to admit, I'm having a hard time critiquing this book...it's so unlike anything I've ever encountered, which isn't exactly a bad thing...it's just different. Read more
Published on February 16, 2012 by BLS
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