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Janet Letnes Martin (Author, Reader), Suzann (Johnson) Nelson (Author, Reader)
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June 2, 2005
If you search for the word "coffee" in the Bible, if you're pretty sure that all the pairs of animals in Noah's Ark were married, and if you know that Heaven is up and Hell is down, you'll love Growing Up Lutheran. If the Lutherans you know seem rather, er, mysterious, it will do you good.

Combining their own memories with those of other Lutherans who grew up in the 1940s through the 1960s, Janet and Suzann have written a delightful expose of what it means to be Lutheran and how it's done. Endearing, often hilarious stories shine a light on Lutheran life from baptism ("And His Name Shall Be Called Gilman Einar Stedje") to death ("He Is Not Gone, He Is Only Away"). In between, you'll learn about Sunday School, Christmas pageants (a.k.a. "bathrobe pageants"), Bible Camp, Confirmation, and Lutheran weddings. You'll get the inside scoop on the Lutheran Church Basement Women ("a special species of people"), lutefisk suppers, pew protocol, church architecture, and much more.

In the words of the authors, Growing Up Lutheran is "a mixture of ingredients that we had on hand, generously salted. . . . With gentle humor, and lightly peppered…with quite a few hot granules of Lutheran theology." This is most certainly true.

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Winner of the Minnesota Book Award for Humor of 1998 -- Minnesota Center for the Book --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

About the Author

Janet Letnes Martin, a native of Hillsboro, ND lives in Hastings, MN. A graduate of Augsburg College, she began writing books in 1983. She has authored/co-authored and created 13 books, two audio tapes and various novelty products and calls herself a "Norwegian-Lutheran Farm Girl Humorist". Janet presently does about 100+ speaking engagements each year and often teams up with her co-author Suzann Nelson to perform a comedy routine billed as Those Lutheran Ladies. In 1998, Suzann and Janet received the Minnesota Book Award for Humor for Growing Up Lutheran and in 2006, they were awarded Metro Lutheran's Gold Pen Award by Augsburg College in Minneapolis, Minnesota.


Suzann Nelson, humorist and author, says she has several sections in her brain. These are roughly divided into Norwegian, Nerd-dom, and Nonsense and each section holds predominance for 10 to 12 years.  After graduating from high school in Evansville MN, she attended and graduated from Augsburg College.  She also studied at the University of Oslo and did considerable graduate work at the University of Minnesota.

She directed Skogfjorden, Concordia College's Norwegian Language Village in the '70's, and the Northern Minnesota Citizens League in the '80's and early '90's. She says that part way through 1994, the Nerd-dom part of her brain was overtaken by the Norwegian and Nonsense sections.  Naturally, she called one of her old college friends, Janet Letnes Martin,  for guidance.  (At that time, Janet had authored five books, including Lutheran Church Basement Women). That guidance led Suzann straight to the kitchen table where she and Janet began drinking coffee and laughing right out loud!  One of them happened to have a pencil handy and in the next six months Suzann and Janet wrote, published and distributed three books.

Many laughs and gallons of coffee later, they  formed their own publishing company, 'Caragana Press.'  It was named after the Caragana hedges found at farms throughout the Midwest.  (Both Suzann and Janet had picked the "pea pods" from the hedges as little girls and fed them to their dolls).  Since then they have co-authored and published six more books, and they have a laundry tub full of ideas for more. Suzann says, "I write for money and therapy, and I need plenty of both!"

One of their books, Growing Up Lutheran, won the Minnesota Book Award for Humor and has been made into a wonderful musical, Church Basement Ladies.  It opened at the Plymouth Playhouse in September, 2005 and will run through December, 2006. Along with writing and publishing books, these two 100 percent Norwegian-Lutheran farm girls design and market humorous products (hotdish trivets, dishtowels and t-shirts) which complement their stories and trigger fond memories...and they are working on a new book, Growing Up Rural, and a sequel to the musical.

Suzann also presents lots of programs for organizations and conventions.  She calls her favorite presentation  "Hotpads, Hotdishes and Hotflashes:  How we got the way we are."  She figures it's her job to jog people's memories, and their job to laugh.  So far this arrangement has worked out  well.  When she and Janet perform together they are known as Those Lutheran Ladies.

Suzann has lived in Grand Rapids, MN since 1980.  She hopes that she will never become as famous as Grand Rapids-born Judy Garland because Suzann doesn't want her house moved to the south end of town to become part of a museum. She says if she had to keep her house open to tourists six days a week, she'd have to spend all her time dusting and starching doilies and she'd have to trade in her flannel nightgown for some real clothes! 

Like almost every other practical person, Suzann's goals have changed. Her goal used to be "to sit by a pool and endorse checks."  But at this point in her life Suzann says, "All I want is to sell enough books and hotflash hankies to keep my utility and mortgage bills paid and to remember where I tossed my checkbook so I can pay them." 


Suzann Nelson, humorist and author, says she has several sections in her brain. These are roughly divided into Norwegian, Nerd-dom, and Nonsense and each section holds predominance for 10 to 12 years.  After graduating from high school in Evansville MN, she attended and graduated from Augsburg College.  She also studied at the University of Oslo and did considerable graduate work at the University of Minnesota.

She directed Skogfjorden, Concordia College's Norwegian Language Village in the '70's, and the Northern Minnesota Citizens League in the '80's and early '90's. She says that part way through 1994, the Nerd-dom part of her brain was overtaken by the Norwegian and Nonsense sections.  Naturally, she called one of her old college friends, Janet Letnes Martin,  for guidance.  (At that time, Janet had authored five books, including Lutheran Church Basement Women). That guidance led Suzann straight to the kitchen table where she and Janet began drinking coffee and laughing right out loud!  One of them happened to have a pencil handy and in the next six months Suzann and Janet wrote, published and distributed three books.

Many laughs and gallons of coffee later, they  formed their own publishing company, 'Caragana Press.'  It was named after the Caragana hedges found at farms throughout the Midwest.  (Both Suzann and Janet had picked the "pea pods" from the hedges as little girls and fed them to their dolls).  Since then they have co-authored and published six more books, and they have a laundry tub full of ideas for more. Suzann says, "I write for money and therapy, and I need plenty of both!"

One of their books, Growing Up Lutheran, won the Minnesota Book Award for Humor and has been made into a wonderful musical, Church Basement Ladies.  It opened at the Plymouth Playhouse in September, 2005 and will run through December, 2006. Along with writing and publishing books, these two 100 percent Norwegian-Lutheran farm girls design and market humorous products (hotdish trivets, dishtowels and t-shirts) which complement their stories and trigger fond memories...and they are working on a new book, Growing Up Rural, and a sequel to the musical.

Suzann also presents lots of programs for organizations and conventions.  She calls her favorite presentation  "Hotpads, Hotdishes and Hotflashes:  How we got the way we are."  She figures it's her job to jog people's memories, and their job to laugh.  So far this arrangement has worked out  well.  When she and Janet perform together they are known as Those Lutheran Ladies.

Suzann has lived in Grand Rapids, MN since 1980.  She hopes that she will never become as famous as Grand Rapids-born Judy Garland because Suzann doesn't want her house moved to the south end of town to become part of a museum. She says if she had to keep her house open to tourists six days a week, she'd have to spend all her time dusting and starching doilies and she'd have to trade in her flannel nightgown for some real clothes! 

Like almost every other practical person, Suzann's goals have changed. Her goal used to be "to sit by a pool and endorse checks."  But at this point in her life Suzann says, "All I want is to sell enough books and hotflash hankies to keep my utility and mortgage bills paid and to remember where I tossed my checkbook so I can pay them."  

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  • Publisher: HighBridge Company; Abridged edition (June 2, 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1565119983
  • ISBN-13: 978-1565119987
  • Product Dimensions: 5.6 x 4.9 x 1 inches
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  • Average Customer Review: 4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (13 customer reviews)
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16 of 16 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars This is most certainly true!, April 19, 1999
Even though I'm a couple years too late for this book, what the authors describe and write about is "most certainly true." If you grew up in an established Scandinavian or German Lutheran congregation, you'll identify with most, if not all, of this book, from your cradle roll days up until the time you're eligible to either serve at funerals or sit in the parking lot waiting for your wife to finish serving at a funeral. Highly recommended!
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20 of 21 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars GROWING UP LUTHERAN, November 30, 1999
This is a must read for anyone who grew up in the Lutheran Church anytime from 1940-1970. The Authors Janet Letnes Martin and Suzann (Johnson) Nelson must have walked the walk. I grew up in this period and eveything that they report is the absolute truth. I stayed in the Church mainly because of the Walther League. I went to the Conventions and eventually met my wife and we have ben happily married for 48 years. I still Usher in Church every Sunday, I plan on contacting the authors to effect a possible sequel.
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12 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars If You Didn't . . ., June 27, 2001
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. . . grow up Lutheran and in the Midwest, you may not appreciate the total humor of this book, but it's still a delightfully witty, tongue-in-cheek commentary on a by-gone era. Once started, I couldn't put it down, because it called up a flood of memories, everything from Sunday School pins to Mother-Daughter banquets to cemetary upkeep. It was MY life they were talking about. For those of you who did (grow up Lutheran in the Midwest), it a journey back into time; for those of you who didn't, it's an education about a whole bunch of us who sit quietly here in the Midwest doing what come naturally.
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