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ATrue Work of Art in the Field of Aviation
on December 10, 2011
The truth of the matter is, the fur cut looks absolutely ridiculous, no matter how delicately you put it. At first I thought this was just on my head. Then I realized it looks equally silly on everybody else's. (I had friends over last night wearing it for a try, and they look equally stupid in it). The fur may well be authentic Chinese Rabbit, but seems to have more from an animal that has expired in China - in a ditch. A very small animal to be precise, judging from the front part of the hat that should be much bigger.
In spite of all this, the ear flaps on the sides of the hat are about twice in length than they should be. This creates a problem when you wear the ear flaps down, and want to tie them under your chin. They are way too long for that. However, when you wear the ear flaps up, on the top, you will quickly become the pride of your city or village. In the first place, they make you look about ten inches taller than you are, since they successfully attempt to depart from your head - straight up.
If this hat ever looked anything like military Bomber vintage, it would be obviously called "The Shoot Me First hat". Since it isn't, it could very soon become the "Here comes the Idiot" hat.
Thirdly, with such huge ears all the way up, you look like a total jack-rabbit. On a very atmospherically ionic day, you can also pick Radio Free Europe. Also, one ear flap is considerably longer than the other....and very visible.
I have bought in the past other things from Guide Gear, (truly gorgeous sleeping bags for example, which I do treasure and very WARMLY recommend).
Wear this hat, and you can also rest assured that you will soon become the next village idiot.