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Gutted: Down to the Studs in My House, My Marriage, My Entire Life [Hardcover]

Lawrence LaRose (Author)
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June 19, 2004
One man's hair-raising and hilarious account of the reconstruction of an old house and the near demolition of a new marriage.

Only a few years ago, Lawrence LaRose won a place on bestseller lists as coauthor of The Code: Time-Tested Secrets for Getting What You Want from Women - Without Marrying Them! But then recklessness set in: LaRose fell in love. In the course of a few months, he became engaged, got married, and bought a decrepit fixer-upper in Sag Harbor, New York. Days before closing, he lost his job. This unemployed writer and Manhattanite lit on a preposterous plan: he would bluff his way onto a Hamptons construction crew in order to learn the skills he needed. Soon he was building stadium-size "cottages" with $600 toilet paper holders while barely scraping by with his own meager renovation. But as challenges mounted and confusions multiplied, LaRose and his wife found they had something extra keeping them safe from divorce: tons of debt, and the risk-taking inclination to stay together.

Whether you're a single person, a newlywed, or one of those harried married folks lumbering through Home Depot, you'll find Gutted to be an outrageously original view of trading spaces, giving up unfettered freedom for marriage, and building a life and a home. Part cautionary tale, part hands-on advice, Gutted shows that the best improvements in life all start with a little demolition.

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LaRose (The Code: Time-Tested Secrets for Getting What You Want from Women—Without Marrying Them!) and his wife, Susan, have just bought a "small toenail-yellow Cape Cod" on Long Island. The "hapless victim" of decades of "punishing" remodeling, this ruin of a house needs full-blown CPR, not TLC. As the couple navigates the Kafka-esque local planning commission's permit process, they begin demolition—tearing off siding, pulling out asbestos and taking out walls. Short on funds, LaRose signs onto a series of construction crews, not because he's got carpentry skills, but because he hopes to gain a few. As LaRose's days become increasingly blue-collar, married life morphs unexpectedly. Half the people they'd invited to their wedding seem to have disappeared from their lives completely. Free time is spent razing sections of their house, wandering the aisles of Home Depot, or wallowing in "home porn"—Trading Spaces or This Old House—on TV. As the bills and stresses pile up, this once-carefree couple contemplates divorce, but decides to stick together, which is a good thing, since not long after, Susan finds herself pregnant. In time, the baby is born, the house gets finished, and LaRose can even let himself wax philosophical, noting that this "little shit hole of a house" was the "transformative event" that taught him "how to be married." In the process of renovating their home, they were both "opened up, gutted, and painstakingly put back together." LaRose's readers may also find themselves wiser, and they'll certainly be very well entertained.
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About the Author

Lawrence LaRose is a seasoned editor and writer, an amateur homebuilder, and a freelance smart-ass. He coauthored the internationally bestselling The Code: Time-Tested Secrets for Getting What You Want from Women - Without Marrying Them! and then promptly forgot his own best advice. He lives with his wife and son in the paint section at Kmart.

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 256 pages
  • Publisher: Bloomsbury USA (June 19, 2004)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1582343926
  • ISBN-13: 978-1582343921
  • Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 5.8 x 1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.1 pounds
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (13 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,171,894 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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11 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars What a great new voice...., June 17, 2004
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This review is from: Gutted: Down to the Studs in My House, My Marriage, My Entire Life (Hardcover)
I never thought I could get so many laughs while recalling the torture that we went through when we redid our house. I wish we'd read this book before we started -- it might have kept us cracking up in a good way instead of in the losing-our-sanity way. I found this book in a DailyCandy.com email recommending Father's Day gifts, and I think that's probably a great call for dads who read and have a sense of humor. I'm glad to see Amazon likes it so much that it's a Breakout Book of Summer 2004! This is my new gift of choice to fellow readers -- perhaps it'll save some marriages, not to mention some houses!
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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Congratulations, Lawrence LaRose!, June 12, 2004
This review is from: Gutted: Down to the Studs in My House, My Marriage, My Entire Life (Hardcover)
GUTTED made me laugh out loud. It also brought
tears to my eyes as I followed the unlikely but,
nevertheless, epic journey of Mr. LaRose and his
wife through the figurative and literal pitfalls
of acute home renovation undertaken during the
early years of their marriage. Mr. LaRose has a keen
ear and eye for the ironic and the absurd which serve
him well in this tale of the joys and horrors of home
ownership and of the notable discoveries that this couple
make about each other as they navigate the aisles of Home
Depot. This is an honest, funny, poignant book. I found
myself surprisingly invested in not
only the structural details of the "toenail yellow" house but also rooting for the
survival of the marriage. One can only hope for more from
this gifted author with the challenges of parenthood providing
fresh ground for his astute and quirky observations on life.
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars An Easy, Helpful Read, October 12, 2004
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This review is from: Gutted: Down to the Studs in My House, My Marriage, My Entire Life (Hardcover)
Refreshingly conversational and informal, this is the kind of book you can go through in 3 days, the pages turn so quickly. LaRose does a good job of bringing you inside the house, well the shell of it anyway, and seeing both his and his wife's predictable reactions to one frustration after another. The book itself is a great idea; everyone knows someone with these types of horror stories, but this serves a purpose as a warning sign of some of the problems that WILL (not "could", not "might") be involved in home renovation. I highly recommend it for anyone who's thinking of doing anything major to their home and hope to keep to some sort of budget.
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