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A Guy Walks Into a Bar...: 501 Bar Jokes, Stories, Anecdotes, Quips, Quotes, Riddles, and Wisecracks [Paperback]

Michael Lewis (Author)
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March 10, 2005
Did you hear the one about the bartender and the rabbi? If not, you’ll find it in this delightful book—along with hundreds of other jokes and funny stories, classic and brand-new—about the denizens of bars, pubs, and watering holes everywhere.

Michael Lewis has gathered a wide range of the very best and funniest bar jokes, riddles, anecdotes, and quotations in this rib-tickling (and thirst-inducing) collection. Sure to be a favorite of tipplers of all stripes—and the teetotalers who drive them home—the book also includes bar bets, games, tricks, trivia, and more.

Featuring classic “bartoons” opening each chapter, its nifty 5 x 7 trim size makes it a perfect party takealong or barside companion—right next to the cocktail shaker, the jar of olives—and Black Dog’s mega-bestselling New New York Bartender’s Guide.

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About the Author

Michael Lewis is the author/co-author of seven books including A Guy Walks into a Bar..., The Films of Harrison Ford, The Films of Tom Hanks, and The Cheapskate's Guide to Walt Disney World. He works as an editor, primarily of books on popular culture. He lives in New Jersey. His favorite Beatles song is "A Day in the Life."

Product Details

  • Paperback: 320 pages
  • Publisher: Black Dog & Leventhal Publishers (March 10, 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1579124526
  • ISBN-13: 978-1579124526
  • Product Dimensions: 7.2 x 5.4 x 0.7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 10.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (6 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,086,131 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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5.0 out of 5 stars A best seller!!!, June 16, 2005
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This book is hallarious i've awarded this book five stars because this book was very hallarious. Iam telling ya there's nothing more funny then reading about guys getting drunk and nasty total gut busting. My cousin had a dream the other night about him going into a bar and getting himself shatfaced !!!..
He told me he dreamed it for a week... Get this book at your loacal book store..
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars All the best bar jokes are packed under one cover, August 7, 2005
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If it's a definitive guide to bar jokes you seek, look no further than the tips, triva and terms defined by Michael Lewis in A Guy Walks Into A Bar 501 Bar Jokes, Stories, Anecdotes, Quips, Quotes, Riddles And Wisecracks. All the best bar jokes are packed under one cover, making this the perfect item of choice for the friend who imbibes a little too much.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A genrous joke book indeed!!., June 15, 2005
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I've read this book and You talk about funny theres is nothing more funny then reading about gay guys and normal guys getting shatfaced its hallirious.. get this book today at your loacal bookstore!!!
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