HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT (Paperback)

~ ThornDaddy (Author), Dollie Llama (Foreword)

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"HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT" by ThornDaddy. Foreword by Dollie Llama. > Print version 3.0. ThornDaddy from the "Submission and Coffee" podcast (www.AskDollie.com) teaches you how to pet her pretties, part her petals, and nail her to the center of the earth with your cock until she squirts stars and secrets onto the majesty of your bed. > Includes Appendix "Interviews With Seven Kinky Women About What They Want and Need". > HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT is not a guide on how to "Find em' feel em' fuck em' and forget 'em." It's not a manual on how to "bag weak women with pickup lines and mind tricks." > HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT is a stunning BDSM resource and manifesto on finding the perfect willing sex slave (or two), keeping her in your life, and loving the hell out of her - mind, body and soul. > A crucial read for all men, and women, interested in kinky love. > Creative Commons 2008.

Product Details

• Paperback: 260 pages
• Publisher: PEEP! Press (April 28, 2008)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0970539223
• ISBN-13: 978-0970539229
• Product Dimensions: 9.1 x 6.1 x 0.7 inches
• Shipping Weight: 13.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (5 customer reviews)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #281,463 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars You Should Read This Book, May 15, 2008

By	Athena Spencer "Athena" (California) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

First off, I need to say that I am not personally into kink or BDSM in anyway that you could call a lifestyle interest. I am not a man, and I am not a lesbian. So, I have no need to know how to please a submissive woman. Why then did I read it? Why should someone like me read it? Because this isn't just that kind of book. It's interesting, funny, and valuable.

And this isn't a How-To book on picking up women, or a collection of random sex techniques. It's filled with advice to the younger man on how to make intelligent and worthwhile lifestyle decisions in the search to find The One, and how to leave behind happy, satisfied women instead of a mess of angry exes. Not since the time of the Greeks has someone really tried to make an effort to reach out to the younger male generation to inform them about all the things our society says is taboo to learn--the art of finding, loving, and keeping women. And there are a lot of things available to learn, even for those who aren't into kink as a rule. Thorndaddy moves into each level gradually, starting off with basics and moving toward more and more intense BDSM loving. Even for a vanilla couple, his suggestions could add a Rainy Day Spice to the relationship, especially because unlike any other sex book I've ever seen this one includes a section about what do to if things go wrong.

This is not like any other sex book you've ever read. It doesn't talk about how to trick someone into believing you're suave and intelligent, but how to find women who will fit you best. Thorndaddy's constant encouragement to love women who look more like women, rather than the plastic media ideals is complemented by a (semi)fake diet on How To Fatten Her Up. He tells the man to stop trying to be like women, with the over-grooming and covering up of all possible smell, because even slightly submissive women aren't looking for that kind of man. Additionally, Thorndaddy doesn't just offer up the now far too overrated foreplay (and in fact says that if it's separate from the overall sex experience, then you're doing it wrong), he walks the male from prep to finish on how to make sure he's pleased his woman. And rather than assume that the male is ready to truly love and pleasure women just because he has a penis, Thorndaddy explains the necessity of independence and experience with taking care of something other than one's self so he'll treat the woman the way she deserves. There are sections on spirituality, and on psychology and there's even an entire rant on why the man should get himself fixed!

It's humorous, and has more than a few tongue-in-cheek moments, as well serious with discussions about the state of the planet, all within the context of sex. And it's all REAL. It's written colloquially so it doesn't come across as clinical, but it's intelligent and thoughtful. And what's in it for women? Well, besides just the enjoyment of a fun read? I know that reading it has made it easier for me to be able to define for a future lover EXACTLY what I want him to do, rather than a vague idea of what I know I want to experience. And if you've never had something not work for you that a guy has done and not been able to explain exactly why or what he should do to improve it next time, then either you're a virgin or you've already been f*cked by Thorndaddy himself (or someone else of his caliber).

Listen to the podcast! Read this book! It will be far more than worth your time, your money, and your computer space.

7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Finally...a smart, hip, funny, SEXY book about love and sex, May 26, 2008

By	D. Desalvo "stratchick" (Hoboken, New Jersey United States) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

All you men out there trying to woo us women with bland, boring conversation and bland, boring sex...get this book, please! Do women think you're "too nice" and you don't get it? Learn how to create some drama in the right place...the bedroom, and leave it out of the wrong place...our lives.
Here's the secret, women like great, hot, unconventional, wild sex with men who are willing to take some emotional risks to find out what we really dig. This book explains exactly how to go there, with REAL respect for women. Plus it's smart and funny and a great read. Women should read it, too. I did, and I laughed, cried and got a lot more clear on how to have a lot more fun next time I...well, you know. ;-)

5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars "Strong enough for a man, but I like it too!", May 14, 2008

By	Sub2be (Seattle) - See all my reviews

I loved this book. It's kinda the compangion piece to "Diary of an S&M Romance" ThornDaddy's wife/slave, Dollie Llama.

The title "how to fu*ck a woman's brains out" is misleading in a way, even though the premis is delivered on, and then some, in a big way. This is not a typical book that you'd think it was from the title. Sure, it's got a lot on how to have furious hot BDSM sex. But it's also got a lot on love, romance, life, and on what's wrong with the world, all written in an intelligent way. I ordered it, even though I am a woman. It's got as much for open-minded and kink-friendly women as it does for men. If not more.

Yay! Mew! The fine folks at Submission and Coffee have delivered again. And as usual, they do not disappoint.