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Haggard (Rated Version)

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This is the funniest movie I have seen in years. This is Bam Margera's first "Real" Movie (CKYs 1-4 rock) He co-wrote, directed, filmed, starred, and bankrolled the whole thing. That's what makes this movie so great. It was done by real people. The whole CKY crew stars in it, plus tons of cameos from the skate world.
The movie is based off of Ryan (Random Hero) Dunn's real life love life. He plays the main character that has just been dumped by his girlfriend, "Glauren" (Jenn Rivell). He thinks she is the the best girl ever. But everyone else knows she is the town jezebel. Ryan can't get over her and starts to freak out when he finds out she is dating a guy named "Hellboy" (Rake Yohn). His friends Valo (Bam) and Falcone (Bran DiCamillo) are there to vandalize, spy and plot against Glauren and Hellboy while Ryan goes nuts pining away for her.
Tony Hawk plays a cop who busts Ryan. Jason Ellis plays a crazed record store employee who tries to annihilate Hellboy. Bucky Lasek, Brandon Novak, Tosh Townsend, Hoofbite, and even Bam's grandfather all have cameo roles in it.
The cinematography is really cool. The dialogue is so twisted funny. The music is great. Lots of -HIM-, CKY and good old fashioned death metal. Plus the bonus stuff is just as good as the movie. If you are a Bam fan, CKY fan, even a HIM fan, buy this movie! Buy 2 copies incase you break one from laughing to hard. -roCK You-

The success of CKY and Jackass obviously put a lot of pressure on these guys to deliver something big, which they have. Nicely scripted, brilliantly shot, and 100 times better than the "teen" movies we've been subjected to over the past couple of years. These guys can act, Dunn is superb, Bam and Raab kick [tail] (in one scene Raab's singing "I just died in your arms tonight" in the shower, bloody hilarious...), Brandon, what can I say?, the guy's a genius, great dialogue, has this guy patented the reverse microwave yet?. Don Vito kicks [tail] too (go buy your own grapes)... A great soundtrack - hopefully to be released (CKY, HIM, New Order..), Jackass is gone but I hope this movie is a taste of things to come...

God, this movie was even funnier than I expected. Brandon Dicamillo gives a hilarious performance as Falcone, along with several other characters he plays as well. Raab Himself also kept me laughing as Falcone's slightly retarded cousin. I think anyone who saw this could tell you that the funniest actor in the whole film had to be Hanna, who also happened to be running the sound department in the film. He didn't have much of a part, but when he did (laughing hysterically at Dunn, getting way too excited over Double Dragon, and playing the bongos at the speakeasy), he was funny as hell. The special features were great too. You get an inside look at the making of Haggard, Dico's Chinese Freestyle #2, cKy's "Attached at the Hip" video, and Bam's cut of "Heartache Every Moment" by HIM. Plus, you get to see Jenn Rivell (Bam's ex) topless a couple of times. What more could you ask for? A hairy metalhead named Hellboy? Well, it's got that too!

This was an amazing full length flim Bam Margera and Frantz made... The story line was serious but there was alot of comedic interjections. I laughed at the appropriate time felt just as bummed out as Ry A.K.A. "Random Hero", when he was bummed.
I think if you enjoy Bam's other work, (i.e. CKY3, etc.) you'll like this.
I also recommend that if you buy this film, you definitely need to watch the making of "Haggard". I learned alot about Ryan Dunn, Chris Raab, and Brandon Novak... Alot that i didn't know.
I hope I was some sort of help.

This is literally one of the funniest movies ive ever seen. Its so perfect and so hilarious. Bam Margera is an awesome director/actor/co-producer. The CKY crew(which consists of Ryan Dunn, Rabb Himself, Brandon Dicamillo, and Rake Yohn)do an awesome job of acting like idiots and making this movie enjoyable. This movie had me laughing through-out the entire film(which few movies can do). The dialogue is perfect and the story is even more hilarious. The score isnt too bad either. You hear alittle bit of HIM, some cky and some Gwar(why wouldnt Bam skip a chance to promote the bands he loves?). And with celebrity appearances(Tony Hawk, and Bucky Lasek to name a few)what more can you ask for?

If you liked MTV's jackass, you'll like this movie even more.

I just want to start out by saying that this movie was great. The whole thing was so original and so much like real life. Bam, Brandon, Joe, Rake, Raab, and Dunn were funny as hell. I enjoyed the special features, and the music videos rock with HIM and CKY. Bam is an amazing skater, film maker, and actor. I have been a huge fan for a long time, and I just want everyone to know how great he is. This movies is all about real life, and what happens to real people. I mean, how many guys has this happened to. Their friends are looking out for him, and will do anything to help him get over the pain of an ended realationship. Some things are a little far fetched but if you know Bam and his work, then it's not surprising. When I was going to see this movie, I anticipated anything. I didn't know what to expect. Dunn getting stabbed in the eye was something I would expect. I just love how this movie isn't like anything I have ever seen before. It's so different and wonderful that I can't even explaine to you. I just want to tell Bam, Brandon, Raab, Dunn, and everyone who worked on the film that they did an amazing job, and they have made my life better, whenever I think of any part of the movie I smile to my self. So...Thanks. And to any of you that haven't seen Haggard, got get it. It's worth it!

Amazing amazing amazing. Just goes to show a bunch of jackasses can make a career out of their lives. I loved every minute of it from the begining to the end. I recommend haggard to anyone.

This is a great example of comedy! Ryan Dunn (as himself) loses his girlfriend Glauren ( Jenn Rivell) to a loser Hellboy (Rake Yohn). Valo (Bam Margera) and the rest of his crew help Ryan in gettin back together with her. It is as twisted as a rope and hilarious as can be. A Must have for any Bam or Ville fan!

This is an amazing movie. BaM Margera and his CKY crew do their first real movie. They've done CKY Landspeed through CKY4 and now Haggard. It's hilarious and really well done. This is Bam's first real motion picture. It's based on the true story of Ryan Dunn's ex-girlfriend Glauren who dumped him. And rumor has it she's going out with heavy metal poster boy "Hellboy." Ryan can't stand to see the two of them together so he recruits his two friends Valo and Falcone to find out everything they can about Glauren. I'm so suprised oof how good a job Bam and his CKY gang did on this film. Buy it. Don't rent it, buy it.

Don Vito in a toga..that right there is worth the cost of admission. He is pretty freaking hilarious. If you are into Bam and his crew and their crude kind of humor, you'll love Haggard. If you don't care for CKY/Jackass/Viva La Bam.. or maybe if you've been in a cave somewhere or something and have never even heard of them..this probably isn't the movie for you. But the rest of you I guarantee will want to watch Haggard more than once. It is laugh out loud funny. There's one part where Ryan's in the bathroom that'll make you pee your pants it's so insane. While the movie won't win any academy awards..it was pretty well done. The acting was actually really good...especially Ryan as the depressed guy..and Raab as this sort of retard who Bam can't stand. Bam is kind of just himself..but that's good. Rent it..buy it..you won't be sorry.