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Product Details

  • Hardcover: 112 pages
  • Publisher: Harmony; 1 edition (September 7, 1999)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 060960502X
  • ISBN-13: 978-0609605028
  • Product Dimensions: 6.6 x 4.9 x 0.6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (40 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #417,341 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Amazon.com Review

"Of all the many forms of Jewish-Japanese poetry, the Jewish haiku is perhaps the most sublimely beautiful," begins the foreword to the wickedly funny and tirelessly bizarre Haikus for Jews by David M. Bader. If you can't abide a little fun with stereotypes, read another book. But if you don't mind a little ribbing, take a look at the following haiku, which gives only a mild taste of the yummy-as-lox treats gathered in this collection: "Jewish voodoo tip -- / mention an acting career, / then watch for chest pain." And if you liked that, you'll love this: "Lightbulb out again -- / how many of us must meet / to change it this time?" And they just keep getting better.

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Why is this haiku book different from all other haiku books?

For centuries, the Japanese haiku has been one of the world's most dazzling poetic forms. In just three short lines, it captures the sublime beauty of nature--the croak of the bullfrog, the buzzing of the dragonfly, the shriek of the cicada, the scream of the cormorant. Now, with Haikus for Jews, there is finally a collection that celebrates the many advantages of staying indoors.

Inspired by ancient Zen teachings and timeless Jewish noodging, this masterful work is filled with insights that will make you exclaim, "Ah!" or at least "Oy!" Whether you are Jewish or you simply enjoy a good kosher haiku, these chai-kus (so called because of their high chutzpah content) are certain to amuse. What's more, with each poem limited to seventeen syllables, Haikus for Jews is perfect for people in a hurry. Find out why God has made these The Chosen Haikus.


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A clever and witty little book.
Renee B. Rayel
If your sense of humor needs a nosh - you should have this by your side.
Maureen Mangon
As far as I am concerned, David M. Bader's Haiku for Jews has got it!
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26 of 27 people found the following review helpful By Alvin M. Chanin on April 1, 2000
Format: Hardcover Verified Purchase
As an author of Jewish humor, I hate admitting anyone but me is funny, but Haikus for Jews had me roaring with laughter, and so did everybody that I gave a copy of the book to. This is a perfect gift to bring the hostess when you're invited to dinner. It's a lot cheaper and will last longer than a good bottle of wine ... unless one of the other dinner guests steals it. It is a perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor. I loved it.
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18 of 18 people found the following review helpful By A Customer on February 3, 2001
Format: Hardcover
This is a unique book. I haven't seen another one like it! Japanese imagery is intertwined with Jewish themes to create some highly original humor. It doesn't rely on stereotypes. It parodies old stereotypes and it includes new areas in its haikus. "No fins, no flippers... the gefilte fish swims with...some difficulty" or "Seven-foot Jews in ... the NBA slam-dunking... my alarm clock rings." Some of the poems are downright hilarious. All have a certain fun quality. I have given the book to countless people at this point, all of whom enjoyed it. Almost any intelligent reader will get it and sometimes even laugh out loud.
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19 of 20 people found the following review helpful By Larry Mark MyJewishBooksDotCom on October 29, 1999
Format: Hardcover
So you thought I would / Write a Jewish haiku to / Sell this book. Guess not.
Bader, a Hahvahd Lawyer, and the author of"How to Be an Extremely Reform Jew" provides the essence of the faith in 5-7-5 / 17 syllable portions. Like the Japanese ahiku, the Jewish haiku (or CHAI-ku) includes 'a kigo', or a 'season word' hinting at a time of year. It is sheer genius. My favorites were one about a mohel pruning the growth in his garden and: Heimlich. Is that a / Jewish name? I wonder as / a diner turns blue.
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11 of 12 people found the following review helpful By A Customer on July 17, 2001
Format: Hardcover
I am part of a vast network of Jews who send jokes back and forth over the Internet. None are as funny as the ones in this book (and I'm very sensitive about stereotypes). I suspect people who don't laugh out loud of 1) not being Jewish, 2) not being able to read, or 3) having problems that must be solved with powerful drugs. I say that we pressure publishers to reissue Bader's other book, How to Be an Extremely Reform Jew.
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12 of 13 people found the following review helpful By Robert Cohen on November 23, 1999
Format: Hardcover
So, lots of money
for a little book. Buy it
anyway. You'll plotz
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful By Judith J. Wurtman on April 1, 2000
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Funny, insightful, provocative, and wise, this book will cause the reader to laugh out loud while shaking the head and saying," It's true." Great gift.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful By Maddi Hausmann Sojourner on June 28, 2003
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David Bader has come up with a masterful concept: combine the poetic form of Japanese Haiku with kvetchy Jewish plaint. And bubule, it works.
The book is best savored like bonbons, just a few at a time. Some are wry, some confirm the American Jewish experience, and some are laugh-out-loud funny; even my shaygitz husband completely lost it with:
Today I am a
man. Tomorrow I return
to the seventh grade.
I got it as a birthday gift and I LOVED it! Buy one for a gift and another for you.
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10 of 11 people found the following review helpful By K. L Wren on January 5, 2000
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This is a fine little book. Granted, I had to explain a lot of the Yiddish to my gentile friends, while even the shiksas smiled and nodded, but this is indeed humour that can be appreciated by your entire blended family. Truth, kvetching and the Jewish way in a pithy little volume that makes a fine gift for all the kosher folks on your list. Do not neglect the bagel-and-chopsticks pictures in the bottom right corners.
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