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Doug Crandell (Author)
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June 4, 2010
Doug Crandell's The Flawless Skin of Ugly People was one of the most acclaimed fiction debuts of 2007."You'll be hooked," said People. And Marie Claire called it: "The book to pick up if you root for Ugly Betty to find love. Why you'll like it: If a Jenny Craig and a Proactiv infomercial had an affair, it would look like this." Now, in Hairdos of the Mildly Depressed -- the second volume of his "Beauty Knows No Pain" trilogy -- Doug goes even wilder, deeper, and funnier to deliver more answers to the questions we all have about love, beauty and envy:
*Do we have to be beautiful to be loved?
*Are some sins too terrible for forgiveness
*And: Is it obvious that I'm wearing a toupee?

"The story is painfully believable," said Publishers Weekly. "From the characterization of two brothers who can't quite connect to the description of what happens to a man's skin when a toupee is left on too long -- and has the perverse charms readers of Augusten Burroughs and David Seadris will recognize."


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Somewhere between comedy and tragedy lies the second installment to Crandell's Beauty Knows No Pain trilogy (after The Flawless Skin of Ugly People). Brad Orville is stuck in a rut in the middle of Witchfield County, Ga. He lives with his brother, Compton, a former playboy turned mildly brain-damaged dependent after his head was cracked open by a man angry at him for sleeping with his wife. Bald Brad, meanwhile, must look after Compton while coming to terms with a betrayal Compton committed years ago. His days are frequently a blur of booze, bad hairpieces and interactions with strange women he meets online. As forest fires and real estate developers encroach on the brothers' family land, Compton and his pregnant wife, Peaches, spend their summer fixing the family farmhouse in preparation for the new addition. The story is painfully believable—from the characterization of two brothers who can't quite connect to the description of what happens to a man's skin when a toupee is left on too long—and has the perverse charms readers of Augusten Burroughs and David Sedaris will recognize. (Aug.)
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Kirkus: Unhappy Georgia man responsible for the care of his brain-damaged older brother yearns for a different life. It is understandable why Brad Orville would feel like he got something of a bum deal. Holding down a soulless job, he's prematurely bald and lives in a somewhat dilapidated, albeit charming, country spread with his disabled brother Compton. A one-time ladies man now reduced to shattered motor skills and emotional outbursts, Compton suffered a grisly beating at the hands of a woman's jealous husband. Some, including Brad in his darker moments, would argue that he brought it upon himself. Shortly before the beating, Compton used his considerable charms (and glossy head of hair) to seduce Brad's fiancée, ruining, Brad believes, his chance at happiness. Brad's simmering resentment boils over when Compton suddenly marries a young African-American woman named Peaches that he meets at his rehabilitation center. Pregnant with Compton's twins, Peaches moves in with the brothers, upsetting their routine. Claiming to want what is best for his brother and Peaches (and terrified of having three new people to support), Brad plots to have their marriage annulled and the babies put up for adoption. What he really wants is to have a life of his own, and he takes several ill-fated steps (purchasing an expensive "hair system," Internet dating) to those ends. He is also approached by zealous developers eager for his and Compton's land. Brad really starts to spin out of control, though, after he drops his antidepressants in favor of alcohol, with blackouts and other self-destructive behavior following. Meanwhile, Compton and Peaches fix up the place, oblivious to the developers, and Compton starts to remember what a jerk he was to Brad in his previous life. This realization leaves room for the healing that both brothers sorely need—if it isn't too late. Crandell's character-driven follow-up to The Flawless Skin of Ugly People (2007) might occasionally overdo the sentimentality, but Brad, by turns self-pitying and selfless, makes for an especially relatable hero. Tragicomic Cain and Abel variation, with a reassuring hopefulness.

Publishers Weekly: Somewhere between comedy and tragedy lies the second installment to Crandell's Beauty Knows No Pain trilogy (after The Flawless Skin of Ugly People). Brad Orville is stuck in a rut in the middle of Witchfield County, Ga. He lives with his brother, Compton, a former playboy turned mildly brain-damaged dependent after his head was cracked open by a man angry at him for sleeping with his wife. Bald Brad, meanwhile, must look after Compton while coming to terms with a betrayal Compton committed years ago. His days are frequently a blur of booze, bad hairpieces and interactions with strange women he meets online. As forest fires and real estate developers encroach on the brothers' family land, Compton and his pregnant wife, Peaches, spend their summer fixing the family farmhouse in preparation for the new addition. The story is painfully believable-from the characterization of two brothers who can't quite connect to the description of what happens to a man's skin when a toupee is left on too long-and has the perverse charms readers of Augusten Burroughs and David Sedaris will recognize.


Product Details

  • Paperback: 273 pages
  • Publisher: Virgin Books; 1st edition (June 4, 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0753513781
  • ISBN-13: 978-0753513781
  • Product Dimensions: 8.1 x 5.3 x 0.9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 3.2 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,591,812 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Doug Crandell is the author of six books, one of which beat out former President Jimmy Carter for the Georgia Author of the Year Award. Doug's novel, The Flawless Skin of Ugly People has been optioned by Big Talk Productions, with Jack Thorne writing the screenplay and James Griffiths set to direct.

Doug has won grants and fellowship competitions from the Sherwood Anderson Foundation, the Hohenberg Foundation, and the Virginia Center for Creative Arts. Booker Prize Winner, Peter Carey, chose Crandell's story, Even if He is a Slave, for the River City Award in Fiction. Doug is a frequent contributor to the venerable SUN Magazine.

 

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5.0 out of 5 stars Funniest Title Ever?, September 9, 2008
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If I had to add a caption to the group photo from my last family reunion - it would be Hairdos of the Mildly Depressed.

Tapping into the same vein that Flannery O'Connor mined so hauntingly (and often scathingly) well; Crandell reflects the New South - and the New Southern Man - emerging from the past and coming to grips with change. Also as O'connor often did, Crandell mirrors The physical landscape and Brad's physical/mental self - intertwining the two on their downward spiral. Sad and funny (and yes, sometimes scathing) Hairdos is perhaps the most honest assesment of coming to grips with identity (as a region and as a man) I've read in some time. This is the real deal.
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5.0 out of 5 stars A truly awesome read, July 24, 2008
This review is from: Hairdos of the Mildly Depressed (Paperback)
This story of everyday life that doesnt color a fairytale ending is so true to real life. Some men have problems accepting going bald at an early age but bald men are sexy to me. This story tells of a man trying to cover his bald head with a rug when it would do him better to go without it. He has the task of taking care of a mentally challenged brother that used to be a ladies man. It truly is a great read. I cant wait to see what Doug Crandell is going to come up with next. Dont miss this one!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Wonderful book, January 28, 2011
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I am a huge Doug Crandell fan and have loved all of his books so far and this one is no exception. The story is touching,
sad, humorous and very well written. It is the second of a trilogy but as far as I know the 3rd book has not been written.I can't wait to read it when it does come out.This book is a follow up to "The Flawless Skin of Ugly People". If you like good storytelling and have never read one of Crandell's books I highly recommend you get both of these.
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