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Jennette Fulda (Author)
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April 29, 2008 1580052339 978-1580052337
After undergoing gall bladder surgery at age twenty-three, Jennette Fulda decided it was time to lose some weight. Actually, more like half her weight. At the time, Jennette weighed 372 pounds.

Jennette was not born fat. But, by fifth grade, her response to a school questionnaire asking “what would you change about your appearance” was “I would be thinner.” Sound familiar?

Half-Assed is the captivating and incredibly honest story of Jennette’s journey to get in shape, lose weight, and change her life. From the beginning—dusting off her never-used treadmill and steering clear of the donut shop—to the end with her goal weight in sight, Jennette wows readers with her determined persistence to shed pounds and the ability to maintain her ever-present sense of self.

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"In this touching, funny, and sincere story, Jennette Fulda, who was once 372 pounds, recounts her lifelong struggle with her weight- first accepting it, then losing half of it." -- Shape Magazine, August 2008

Blogger Fulda explains how she lost 186 pounds. In January 2005, she weighed twice that. A year earlier, after having her gallbladder removed at the age of 23, she'd realized her weight was threatening her life and vowed to get into shape. "Only I didn't," she writes. "I stayed fat for at least another year. Wake up call received. Snooze button pushed." Fulda did eventually take control, changing her eating habits and taking up exercise: first walking, then jogging, then a combination of jogging, pilates and weight training. She started a blog, "Half of Me," to chronicle her progress. As of February 2007, she had lost half her body weight; in the final chapter, she writes that she's within 15 pounds of her goal weight (160 pounds) but warns, "I may have lost the weight, but it could still find me again." Fulda provides a fair amount of weight-loss information only the diet-and-fitness-obsessed could really love, but the book is redeemed by the engaging account of her personal history interwoven throughout. In a conversational and honest voice, she describes tackling the age-old paradox of trying to accept herself while also trying to change. This dialectical process caused her to run afoul of online "fat acceptance" communities, which work to decrease the marginalization of the overweight and the obese. "If I really accepted myself as I was, it meant I'd recognized who I was to the best of my ability, flaws and all," writes Fulda. "It didn't mean I was necessarily satisfied with all the materials that made the house of me." A winsome, charming memoir of personal discovery. -- Kirkus Reviews, Feb. 15, 2008

Following Indianapolis-based blogger Jennette Fulda's journey to lose almost two-thirds of herself is so inspiring you'll fill your cart with nothing but turkey cutlets and cruciferous vegetables for weeks. At age 24, she weighed 372 pounds. "The truth is," she writes, "I was a big, fat cliche." Despite some emotionally heavy moments, Fulda's biting humor and no-holds-barred honestly keep you turning the pages. -- Women's Health, July 2008

Product Details

  • Paperback: 250 pages
  • Publisher: Seal Press (April 29, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1580052339
  • ISBN-13: 978-1580052337
  • Product Dimensions: 8.3 x 5.5 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 11.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (92 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #34,390 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Jennette Fulda is a writer, web designer, chronic headache sufferer, weight loss inspiration, blogger, and overall busy person. She lives in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. Learn more at JennetteFulda.com

She has been featured on NBC's Today Show, CBS's The Early Show, The Washington Post, The Wall Street Journal, Salon.com, Women's Health, Shape, Runner's World, Glamour and other media outlets. She blogs at JenFul.com and does freelance web design at MakeMyBlogPretty.com

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85 of 115 people found the following review helpful
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I'm a sucker for a good before and after tale. Lucky for me, this memoir is so much more. Fulda chronicles her amazing 186+ weight loss, more than half of her starting weight. But she does more than just show us her weight loss; she describes her relationship with her body and with her daily habits with such wit and humor that I laughed out loud dozens of times. The pace is quick, and the content is interesting (no daily diet plans or lists of gym workouts here).

I also like Fulda's attitude. She doesn't pretend to be a weight loss guru, and she never disrespects herself and her body. Everyone knows how to lose weight...it's her dedication that makes her tale amazing. Also, I enjoy her focus on becoming athletic rather than getting thin (especially refreshing in today's "Get Skinny!" social climate.) She is a very positive person, even when dealing with ugly plus-size clothes, negative blog comments, or the inevitable plateaus.

This is a great, inspirational read, and Fulda is a delightful writer. Reading it made my wait at the DMV actually enjoyable; I only wish the book could have lasted longer!
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
Dog Ears Throughout! August 8, 2010
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I can always tell how much I like a book by how fast I read it, and how much I abuse it. I received this book, and within 24hours I was turning the last page. Hours would slip by as I was reading Jeannette's witty, charming and honest portrayal of the weight loss journey. Other reviewers have pointed out that is wasn't 'inspirational' to them, or they couldn't relate - or she didn't give enough advice for them - but for me none of that was an issue.

I am a 29yo man who has had (and continues to have) a battle with weight similar to Jeanette's. It was so nice and refreshing to have someone say all of the things in my brain without me having to say them. She had me in stitches when she said she couldn't just throw all of her junk food out, and needed to start a 'bundt cake relocation program'. I also liked how a topic she came back to a few times was that as a heavier woman she always felt that skinny people were judging her, and when she lost the weight she felt that heavier people were judging her - dealing with our fear of other's judgement. Another topic that I could really relate to was when she talked about the 'FA' (Fat acceptance) clubs throwing her out cause she wanted to lose weight to be healthy.

No matter what Jeanette is writing about, she does it with a dry wit that can't help but make you laugh. If you are looking for a how to book, or a quick fix - this ultimately isn't for you - but if you are looking to comiserate about the internal struggle with weight loss, then pull up a bowl of sugar free Jell-o and crack the spine.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
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One of the best books I have ever read. Every paragraph is loaded with humor and insight well beyond the typical diet book/memoir. I frequently wondered how the author could possibly organize her thought so well and express them so clearly. Technically this is not a how to book but you will learn more here than you will in most diet books and be well entertained. I lost over 200 pounds and eventually gained back half and I am now reapplying myself. I have been there so I can truly appreciate her work and her prose. My best advice is to read Atkins and read this book while you're on you're "weigh".

-Jim Rendek
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
Trying to make it through...
Okay, I am, according to my Kindle, 62 percent through this book and I must admit it is starting to drag. Read more
Published 6 days ago by Jena Lea
Hard to turn a blog into a book
I read this book over the course of 6-9 months because the only way I could finish it was if I picked it up here and there. Read more
Published 8 days ago by Ren
Not sickly sweet, and that's a good thing
I have been following Jennette's blog for years, which makes it even more ridiculous that this book sat on my shelf for at least two years before I picked it up and read it. Read more
Published 2 months ago by J. Shetrone
An Inspiring Read!
Half-Assed is an inspiring weight loss memoir that relates a woman's journey from obesity to having lost 186 pounds. Read more
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Cute Story
This book was good insight into the lives of morbidly obese people, how they think, the habits that lead them to become obese and how they end up doing something about it if they... Read more
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Worth Your Reading Time
Before boarding my two hour Flight, i downloaded this book onto my Kindle for IPad. What a treat, i very much enjoyed the writer's style and her details. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Linia
It was just OK.
Other reviewers said this book was funny. I completely disagree, I laughed once. I thought it was interesting and I loved her attitude. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Lisa Kay
Stayed up too late many night reading it.
I'm not finished yet, about half way, so far I love it. While I'm not anywhere near where she started, I too want to lose weight and have trouble sticking to a plan. Read more
Published 6 months ago by Divine RED
Alison
Fantastic book. I read this earlier this summer and just realized I never left a review. I thought it was a realistic memoir that spoke to the pain of being overweight and let the... Read more
Published 7 months ago by Alison
Slice of memoir heaven....
This was definitely one of the funnier memoirs I have read, while still being one of the more poignant. Jennette writes the way most people think. Read more
Published 7 months ago by Poet730
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