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Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Explicit Lyrics, Soundtrack

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listen  1. Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo (Album Version)Early '50s recording by Cowboy Timmy 2:14$1.29  Buy MP3 
listen  2. Merry F**king Christmas (Album Version) [Explicit]Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher 2:01$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen  3. O Holy Night (Album Version)Eric Cartman 1:56$1.29  Buy MP3 
listen  4. Dead, Dead, Dead (Album Version)Juan Schwartz and the South Park Children's Choir 2:11$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen  5. Carol Of The Bells (Album Version)Mr. Mackey, The School Counselor0:56$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen  6. The Lonely Jew On Christmas (Album Version)Kyle Broflofski with Special Celebrity Guest 2:44$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen  7. I Saw Three Ships (Album Version)Shelley Marsh, Stan's Sister 1:00$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen  8. It Happened In Sun Valley (Album Version)Stan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger 2:19$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen  9. O Tannenbaum (Album Version)Adolf Hitler 1:10$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen10. Christmas Time In Hell (Album Version)Satan, The Dark Prince 2:13$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen11. What The Hell Child Is This? (Album Version)Chef 4:26$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen12. Santa Claus Is On His Way (Album Version)Mr. Hankey0:27$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen13. Swiss Colony Beef Log (Album Version)Eric Cartman 2:14$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen14. Hark The Herald Angels Sing (Album Version)South Park Children's Choir0:39$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen15. Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel (Album Version)The Broflofskis, with Eric Cartman and Stan Marsh 3:18$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen16. The Most Offensive Song Ever (Album Version)Kenny McCormick;Mr. Hankey 2:58$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen17. We Three Kings (Album Version)Mr. Ose0:50$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen18. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas (Album Version)Mr. Hankey with Stan, Kyle and Cartman 2:29$0.99  Buy MP3 

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Product Details

  • Audio CD (November 23, 1999)
  • Original Release Date: August 13, 1997
  • Number of Discs: 1
  • Format: Explicit Lyrics, Soundtrack
  • Label: Sony
  • Run Time: 22 minutes
  • ASIN: B000034DII
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (97 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #43,914 in Music (See Top 100 in Music)

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Media Type: CD
Street Release Date: 10/01/2000

Those degenerate cousins of Beavis and Butt-head have issued a predictable hash of 18 X-rated holiday songs for fans only. Rude, crude, outrageous outhouse humor certain to offend anyone who doesn't know South Park from the North Pole, these bellicose brats lambaste Hindus, Shintoists, and those of other faiths for not celebrating Christmas and remind us all that we'll one day be "Dead Dead Dead" (so enjoy each and every Christmas!). In between scattered bits of genuine holiday snippets, there's poop fixations ("Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo"), Jewish obsessions ("The Lonely Jew at Christmas" and "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel"), "The Most Offensive Song Ever" (the Mary and Joseph story told, in part), and the sexual entendres of "What the Hell Child Is This?" Funny stuff? Maybe only if you tune in regularly and know that they frequently kill Kenny. And that's a big maybe. --Martin Keller

Customer Reviews

This is a very funny album.
Douglas Hahner
With song's like: Mr.Hankey the christmas poo...The Lonely Jew on Christmas..and Swiss Colony Beef can't go wrong !
Jay Snyder
It's vulger, and if you're easily offended, I would skip this one.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

Format: Audio CD
I don't know about you, but I try to keep the spirit of South Park Christmas in my heart every day of the year, and nothing keeps the Yule log burning quite like Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics. Yes, this is an album for all seasons of the year, a collection full of good cheer, good laughs, and of course pooh. Here are eighteen - count 'em, eighteen - South Park Christmas classics to keep your heart warm, your funny bone tickled, and your bowels regular.
Get the party started with the classic early 50s version that started the whole phenomenon, Mr. Hankey the Christmas Pooh. If that doesn't get you in the South Park Christmas spirit, Mr. Garrison's energetic rendition of Merry F'ing Christmas will - unless you're one of those dirty heathens who don't celebrate the season. You'll join Mr. Hat in applauding this modern classic. Let's not forget the true meaning of Christmas, though - close your eyes and listen to Eric Cartman's beautiful version of Oh Holy Night - you can almost hear the angels' uh, something. Juan Swartz and the South Park Children's Choir try to bring you down by pointing out how we will all someday be Dead, Dead, Dead, but leave it to Mr. Mackey to get the eggnog nogging again with his beautiful Carol of the Bells, mmmkay. It's important we don't forget all the little Jewish children (even though Kyle's Mom has a history of ruining Christmas for everyone else), for, as Kyle Broslofski sings, it's hard to be The Lonely Jew on Christmas. For everyone else, though, it's a blast. Heck, even Shelly Marsh takes the time to sing the ditty-like I Saw Three Ships, although Stan and his turd friends don't make it easy for her. Then Stan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger team up to sing It Happened in Sun Valley.
It's time to get serious now, though.
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17 of 19 people found the following review helpful By William Fricke on December 16, 1999
Format: Audio CD
Explicit lyrics, offensive songs, potty humor, what more could you ask for from Trey and Matt? If you have a sense of humor about the world and yourself, you'll love this. If you don't, you probably wouldn't be reading this right now.
The lyrics are hysterical, but what impressed me most was the music itself. Marc Shaiman (and Trey) did an awesome job of writing and arranging these tunes. The arrangement of the "Driedel Song" is classic! I also know that Cartman's version of "Holy Night" has ruined me for any other recording of it. I also can't wait for the day when "Dead, Dead, Dead" is a staple at all elementary school holiday programs. It's catchy, easy to sing and will stick in your head, head, head...
There are a few disappointments (We Three Kings, Carol of the Bells, Six Ships and a couple of others), but who's perfect? That's why CD players are programmable.
A nice diversion from listening to the same old holiday music. Sure, you know most of the tunes, but I guarantee you'll never sing the original lyrics ever again! Just don't let Grandma catch you at the family sing-along this year.
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11 of 12 people found the following review helpful By A. Estes on December 19, 2003
Format: Audio CD
What better way to get into the holiday spirits than with a piece of poo? Mr. Hankey and friends deliver 45 minutes worth of foul-mouthed & high spirited Christmas tunes. Some are originals and some are just completely butchered reworkings. If you've seen the South Park episode of the same name, you are familiar with only half the content of this CD. The rest of it is just as much of a treasure. Sure, everyone's heard "Christmas Time In Hell" and "Merry F'ing Christmas," but the best songs are the ones that slip under the radar. "The Most Offensive Song Ever", a duet between Mr. Hankey and Kenny proves to be just that, focusing on Virgin Mary. Cartman's "Swiss Colony Beeflog" comes as a favorite to me. Little Eric reaches Bruce Springsteen type singing when yearning for that one thing that truly makes Christmas special. "Hark The Herald Angels Sing" is done very hilariously and sloppily by the South Park Children's Choir and Stan's sister Shelly lisps her way through "I Shaw Shree Ships" ... I mean "I Saw Three Ships." Heck, the album cover alone is incentive enough for you to purchase this CD. Since the time I've had it, I have enjoyed Christmas 100% more. Overall, a very amusing and "crappy" CD.
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11 of 12 people found the following review helpful By Sherri on December 20, 1999
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This album is wonderfully arranged, beautifully performed, hysterically funny, and sick, sick, sick. It is a must for anyone who is offended by the arrogance of Christianity, amused by bathroom humor, and tickled by (purposefully) overwrought, emotional production numbers.
I am a 45 year old woman, obviously not part of the South Park target audience, and am convinced the show, and its creators, get better every with every new project.
I nearly wrecked the car laughing while driving to work and hearing "Swiss Colony Beef Log" for the first time (surely a Michael Bolton-esque performance if ever there was one). God bless Cartman for his self-involvement (who cannot love a little boy who thanks Jesus for being born so that he could receive presents and pie?) Kudos, too, to the Most Offensive Song Ever Written (some of which I've managed to decipher, to my delight).
Great job, Matt and Trey! You're doing terrific work. Seriously.
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