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Hansel & Gretel Get Baked [Blu-Ray] (2013)

Lara Flynn Boyle , Molly C. Quinn , Duane Journey  |  Unrated |  Blu-ray
3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (29 customer reviews)

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  • Actors: Lara Flynn Boyle, Molly C. Quinn, Michael Welch
  • Directors: Duane Journey
  • Format: Blu-ray, NTSC
  • Language: English
  • Region: Region A/1 (Read more about DVD/Blu-ray formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: Unrated
  • Studio: Tribeca
  • DVD Release Date: June 25, 2013
  • Run Time: 100 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (29 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B00BPGLNXQ
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #217,550 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)

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The gore and scares are satisfying and messy . . . Hansel and Gretel Get Baked is a lot of fun for the comedy loving horror fan in all of us. --bloody-disgusting.com

Product Description

From the producer of Twilight:

A brother and sister (Michael Welch, The Twilight series, and Molly Quinn, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, A Christmas Carol) battle a witch (Lara Flynn Boyle, Men In Black 2, The Practice) who lures teenagers into her suburban home with her special blend of marijuana where she then proceeds to kill and eat them to maintain her youth and beauty.


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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars DON'T TOUCH MY GINGERBREAD HOUSE June 25, 2013
Format:Amazon Instant Video
The plot is simple. Agnes (Lara Flynn Boyle) is a witch who grows some righteous weed called "Black Forest" that all the kids crave. She allows them into her house and extracts their youth from them, which causes their demise.

The film starts out like a fairly decent stoner film, break out the milk and gingerbread cookies. It has some decent comedy, dark comedy, and slasher moments. About half way through the film the writers got a block.I kept waiting for Hansel (Michael Welch) and Gretel(Molly C. Quinn) to come together and turn this into a good witch fight. As it turns out Hansel is a minor character while Molly has to carry the film by herself. Don't get me wrong, she did well for the lousy lines she was scripted, with her red hair and looks making me ache for Laura Prepon. It was a good idea that was squandered.

Parental Guide: F-bombs. No sex or nudity. Not even a simple cat fight between Lara and Molly rolling around on the floor.
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
Format:Blu-ray
When approaching a movie entitled "Hansel & Gretel Get Baked," you aren't exactly shopping for next season's Oscar winner! At best, you hope for a good time. And I'll tell you what, I was so stoked and surprised by how enjoyable I found the start of this experience. The opening third of the movie expertly combines stoner humor, skewed fairy tale lore, and over-the-top horror comedy. The screenplay is unexpectedly clever (silly, too, but enjoyably so) and I thought this might be a terrific sleeper surprise. Unfortunately, though, this delicate balance of creativity soon gives way to much less inspired action mayhem. Within a few scenes, the film all but forgoes the fairy tale parallel and drops the delightful stoner angle. Instead it focuses on its most generic element and becomes a rather toothless horror trifle with a witch and her zombie minions battling the young protagonists. Even this might be sufficient if it was super funny or unusual, but it simply isn't. In short, a potentially good movie loses its way and never really recovers.

Molly Quinn (Castle) and Michael Welch play siblings Hansel and Gretel as typical over-privileged suburban teens. Quinn and her boyfriend Ashton (a very funny Andrew James Allen) are enjoying a leisurely day of smoking. When their stash runs dry, he heads over to the home of a local Pasadena purveyor with a new strain of Black Forest weed. The kindly old lady doing the selling (Lara Flynn Boyle) may not be an ordinary drug dealer, though. Something supernatural is afoot and her dealings with Ashton are appropriately macabre, sufficiently gory, and quite amusing. I LOVED the movie up until this point. From here on out, though, the screenplay just shuttles a variety of characters off to the house to be dispatched in different ways.
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Steve's Review April 3, 2013
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Surprisingly this turned out to be a pretty good movie! It is a somewhat different take on the whole Hansel and Gretel tale. If you are into stoner humor then check it out. Laura Flynn Boyle plays the witch and she is awesome! Very entertaining!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
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When approaching a movie entitled "Hansel & Gretel Get Baked," you aren't exactly shopping for next season's Oscar winner! At best, you hope for a good time. And I'll tell you what, I was so stoked and surprised by how enjoyable I found the start of this experience. The opening third of the movie expertly combines stoner humor, skewed fairy tale lore, and over-the-top horror comedy. The screenplay is unexpectedly clever (silly, too, but enjoyably so) and I thought this might be a terrific sleeper surprise. Unfortunately, though, this delicate balance of creativity soon gives way to much less inspired action mayhem. Within a few scenes, the film all but forgoes the fairy tale parallel and drops the delightful stoner angle. Instead it focuses on its most generic element and becomes a rather toothless horror trifle with a witch and her zombie minions battling the young protagonists. Even this might be sufficient if it was super funny or unusual, but it simply isn't. In short, a potentially good movie loses its way and never really recovers.

Molly Quinn (Castle) and Michael Welch play siblings Hansel and Gretel as typical over-privileged suburban teens. Quinn and her boyfriend Ashton (a very funny Andrew James Allen) are enjoying a leisurely day of smoking. When their stash runs dry, he heads over to the home of a local Pasadena purveyor with a new strain of Black Forest weed. The kindly old lady doing the selling (Lara Flynn Boyle) may not be an ordinary drug dealer, though. Something supernatural is afoot and her dealings with Ashton are appropriately macabre, sufficiently gory, and quite amusing. I LOVED the movie up until this point. From here on out, though, the screenplay just shuttles a variety of characters off to the house to be dispatched in different ways.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars funny July 11, 2013
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I wasn't sure what to expect with this but was laughing a lot even with the so so acting and thought it was well worth the rental price
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Uneven Horror/Comedy Has A Few Stylish Moments June 23, 2013
Format:Blu-ray
With a title like HANSEL & GRETEL GET BAKED, what would you expect? Based solely on the title alone - itself clearly a play on words (methinks) about how in the original fable Hansel and Gretel nearly find themselves in an oven - I'm thinking ... comedy? No? Something certainly with drug undertones? No? Or maybe all director Duane Journey and screenwriter David Tillman intended was to delivered a contemporary twist on a parable as old as dirt. Whatever the case, you're likely to find yourself scratching your head as much as I did trying to figure it out when you give this a spin as their intent remains elusive.

(NOTE: The following review will contain minor spoilers necessary solely for the discussion of plot and characters. If you're the kind of reader who prefers a review entirely spoiler-free, then this is not it! Instead, I'd encourage you to skip down to the last three paragraphs for my final assessment. If, however, you're accepting of a few modest hints at `things to come,' then read on ...)

Gretel Jaeger (played by the comely Molly Quinn) loves Ashton (Andrew James Allen). It's a perfect young love. As our story opens, we find them sharing a joint in Gretel's bedroom; it's a lovely bit of a new, intense marijuana strain called "Black Forest." Once they run out, Gretel sends Ashton out into the world - erm, well, the streets - for some more. When her stoner boyfriend never returns, Gretel takes it on her own to investigate, much to the chagrin of her older brother, Hansel (Michael Welch). But before it's all over, they'll have to join forces to take down one sweet little ol' lady, Agnes (Lara Flynn Boyle), who's intent on sucking the life force out of both of them!

No doubt, you already know the story of Hansel and Gretel.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
1.0 out of 5 stars Bad movie
This is not good cinema. Don't waste your time, unless you like bad movies with lots of gore.
I don't.
Published 26 days ago by SeaHuntFan
5.0 out of 5 stars funny movie of a classic fairy tale, hope they make more like this
This movie is just great on so many levels! true it may have been shot on a low budget, but the story follows the original and then there are new interpretations such ad the black... Read more
Published 1 month ago by millerwatch
5.0 out of 5 stars Nice Twist on the Traditional Fairy Tale, Still Plays Homage to All...
Hansel & Gretel Get Baked (called Hansel and Gretel & The 420 Witch out here in Australia for some reason), was simply a lot of fun. Read more
Published 1 month ago by James N Simpson
5.0 out of 5 stars sexy witches and stupid bit(#es
this movie is dope, like harold and kumar but black forest dark. i only wish i had seen it with baked goods of my own.
Published 2 months ago by Alexander Forbes
3.0 out of 5 stars Lara Flynn Boyle's the whole show
If you enjoyed this review, check out my horror blog at: brandoncsites.blogspot.com

Hansel and Gretel Get Baked (2013) **1/2 / 4 -- Recommended viewing
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Published 5 months ago by Hector Baez
5.0 out of 5 stars hansel and gretel 420
First of all i would give this movie a 7 on a scale of 1 to 10...however people seem to be saying its worse than it really is...come on its a stoner movie meets horror... Read more
Published 5 months ago by Casper
2.0 out of 5 stars Great for a 14 year old boy's first date
He can invite his dream girl over for a matinée in the livingroom, make popcorn and serve cokes. She might startle enough for him to comfort her. Read more
Published 5 months ago by St. Vixen
3.0 out of 5 stars pretty good
better than i expected. pretty gruesome at times. funny moments. some hot chicks.
Laura Flynn Boyle is excellent. recommended for a gross stoner picture.
Published 5 months ago by jeffrey
5.0 out of 5 stars FANTASTIC Movie but for adults only...
Loved this movie. There needs to be more of this type made. Always fun to watch. Keeps your mind working!! Molly Quinn did an excellent performance... Read more
Published 8 months ago by cheri wood
5.0 out of 5 stars The right mix of humor and horror
A fun flick with some talented actors. Seen it twice so far and will see a few more times. You must be comfortable watching people high as kites though!
Published 8 months ago by Brad Lowman
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