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Happy Hour of the Damned Paperback – March 1, 2008
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Happy Hour of the Damned follows ad exec Amanda Feral as she adjusts to life as one of the living dead, following an unfortunate slip in a parking lot. Amanda's a sassy, no-nonsense heroine with a taste for both quality fashion and human flesh. Her friends, vampire Gil and zombie Wendy, are fantastic, and the trio provides non-stop wit and banter as they unravel the mystery of what's happened to a missing friend.
Mark's easy writing style captures Amanda's voice perfectly and makes this urban fantasy book hard to put down. If you like your humor a little dark and twisted, you've come to the right place--and you'll never look at Starbucks the same way again.
"Gruesome, ghoulish and utterly groundbreaking. Mark Henry is daring and scathingly funny." --Jackie Kessler
I really, really enjoyed this book. It's dark and macabre, and seriously twisted -- which in my world makes it damn near perfect. Amanda isn't your average heroine. She's unapologetically biting -- both in her humor and her food choices -- and she's got a brutal fashion sense and a fine appreciation for booze. What makes the story really work for me is that Amanda is more than a well-dressed vehicle for a scathing one-liner: she changes over the course of the book. She grows, bless her dead little heart.
Like I said, the humor is dark. If EVIL DEAD is your thing, I bet you'll love this book.
There are 132 footnotes in "Happy Hour's" 290 pages. Before that scares you off, they cover everything from undead abbreviations (USO: Unknown Supernatural Origin) to explaining that an 'my eyes mid-roll' is "standard operating procedure for show of irritability." They range from "don't have anything in your mouth when you're reading them" to "oh, why did I stop reading the wonderful narrative to look?"
Footnotes are just the tip of the iceberg of what makes "Happy Hour" different. Mark Henry's also included drink recipes and playlists in exhibit frames on several pages.
Bluntly, this should NOT work, but it does. There's everything here to distract you from the narrative. Amanda is both learning how to be a zombie and trying to find a lost succubus, named Liesl. The zombie lessons include such things as what not to eat--just about anything but booze, which really isn't a problem since alcoholism runs in the family--to how to spackle yourself back together when your undead skin's been damaged.
We've also got delightfully labeled flashbacks, occasional lists (OCD much?) and strange twists and turns in abundance. But, Henry's timing is exquisite--just when you're about to get totally lost, he throws you a bone and sucks you back into the main plot.
Amanda Feral is your typical catty, clothes and cars conscious, self-involved chick lit heroine who tripped on a donut box that she tossed away for someone else to pick up and died. (God I love poetic justic, don't you?) She was so twisted in life, she was having a delicious affair with her therapist, Martin Allende.Read more ›
Let me start by saying that zombies are really not my thing, and more than once felt myself fighting back a dry heave, upon reading some of the flesh eating, putrefying commentary. There was a line about a guy munching on an ear like a potato chip that almost did me in LOL. Give me a vampire and a little blood sucking any day! Pus and exploding bowels...not so much. It gives the phrase "no it doesn't taste like chicken" a whole new meaning. Thankfully there are also vampires, werewolves, and a few succubi involved in the storyline. Despite my initial squeamishness, I dug in and really got into this groovy tale.
I think none of you will be surprised that Starbuck's is featured and is at the center of a plot for global destruction. I commented to Mark that I would never look at bucky's the same after reading this great book. Our local Safeway barista really has an undead look to her gaze. <shudder>
Amanda is a hip and sassy undead fashionista with a skin care regimen to make Liz Taylor proud. Really, even I learned some things from her!
This book was a slower read for me than usual. for the most part I can knock out a book in just a few hours. One thing that is different that slowed me down were a lot of footnotes. Pretty much on every page.Read more ›
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I LOVED this book. I don't recommend reading it on an ereader, as the annotations will drive you nuts. And they're relevant, so you need to read them as they come up. Read morePublished 6 months ago by Tamara Mataya
A woman joins the undead community of Seattle when she is turned into a zombie (also called a ghoul at times). Read morePublished 9 months ago by Guy with Beard
love this book, wry, sarcastic and funny. a nice turn on the genre.Published 18 months ago by kjhk.gkhbl.
Couldn't get any further than the fifth chapter. Just not for me, I guess... I found it offensive, degrading, annoying, shallow, and even worse than all that - boring. Read morePublished 19 months ago by mnater
If you like your undead: stylish, snarky, and label whores, then this is the book for you! Mark Henry creates a zestful, albeit sarcastic afterlife, that you should know about. Read morePublished 22 months ago by beth.wolfenne
I have never seen a novel with footnotes that wasn't a translation. It's innovative and they're funny. If I were reading a paperback I would have enjoyed them. Read more
I bought my book actually at Goodwill, hoping it was a good read and I wasn't disappointed. I've been trying to find something that catches my imagination and something that I... Read morePublished on December 14, 2012 by Kathy aka Beauty's Punishment
I've really gotten into reading zombie books lately. Thus far in my zombie reading adventures it has been the upmost importance to kill the zombies. Read morePublished on September 13, 2012 by The Jeep Diva
WARNING: If your sensibilities are easily offended then I suggest you not read this book. Of course, you will be missing out on one ridiculously hilarious book. Read morePublished on September 18, 2011 by Raelena