Haribo SUGAR FREE Classic Gummi Bears, 1 Lb
- Sugar Free
- Product of Haribo
- Net Wt.: 1Lb (453g)
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It all started the day prior when my sugar tooth persuaded me to eat 2 handfuls of these sugar-free delights. Fast forward 15 hours 23 minutes and 44 seconds, the world shook. All hell broke loose inside me, a sudden headache, my skin began to perspire and something tore around in my abdomen with force enough to make me latch onto my couch with both hands and let out a sheer cry that sent my dog retreating into the bedroom, she probably knew the battle was already lost. I tried to make for the bathroom but the pressure was so intense I had to wait it out on the couch until a lapse in the gut-busting occurred and I regained control of my muscles. It took only moments before the volcano Mt Anus had blown its top. The air quickly turned poisonous from the methane and sulfuric fumes that spewed forth. Violence and terror are understatements of what happened for the next 45 minutes. I sustained 3rd degree burns from contact with the lava that flowed abruptly from my bowels, my blood pressure was at record levels, and my body mass was reduced by 4 lbs. After ample ventilation of the crime scene I quickly took a shower and changed clothes because the powerful fumes had soaked through the fabric and into the skin. I almost had a mental breakdown in the shower after realizing those little gummy bears had nearly defeated such a man that I thought I was. I can now hardly bare to look forward through the night-terrors and PTSD that will come of this horrid event. . .
To be quite honest, I read the reviews, and after reading about someone else needing a seatbelt because they gave you so much gas, or about the guy that said to eat these and go on a long road trip if you want to break up with your girlfriend, I had to try them!! :) The guy that mentions NAPALM, I have to say is exaggerating a little bit. He must've had a few Jalapeño's, or some Mexican food before eating these, because they don't put off any heat at all. They do however do everything else others say they do!
I really purchased these bad boys to give to a few CHOICE "Friends", and some fellow Co-workers!! I handed these little guys out like they grew from a tree! I made sure not to give them any more than 15. If you give someone a handful of 30 or more, they may eat only 5 or 10 of them, and save the rest for later. If you give them 15, they are practically guaranteed to eat all 15! So, after handing them out, I sat down at my desk and waited!! ;) These little devils got hold of my co-workers after 45 minutes to an hour and a half, and I have to tell you, I've never had so much fun at work before! There are 5 restrooms in my entire building. There are about 60 people in the building. 1 co-ed restroom, and 2 male/ 2 female restrooms. There was a line of people using the restrooms, even after the guys decided that it was ok to use the female restrooms for EMERGENCY use only!!
BELIEVE ME, THIS WAS AN EMERGENCY!!
My Boss decided he couldn't wait in line, and took off at 10:00 for an early lunch, just so he could use a restroom I think!Read more ›
I sat down on a Sunday afternoon with my bag of Gummi Bears to watch the Giants game. Kicked up my feet, sat back & started popping these bad boys 3 or 4 at a time. Everything started out ok at first. The Giants had a lead, I was enjoying my relaxing Sunday & that's when the trouble started. Eli Manning fumbled & I felt the first rumble in my stomach. Nothing dawned on me at the time but if I could only go back & warn my unsuspecting soul of what was yet to come. It was a close game the entire second half until that fatal moment. there would be no comeback or Giants victory today, Eli threw an interception that was returned for a game winning touchdown & I yelled out "OH NO" for two reasons that day. Soon as the defender crossed the goal line for the score..Blam-O! The dastardly bears of gumminess had conquered my digestive track & weren't taking any prisoners..
The next three hours of my life were a blur of mixed emotions. Crying, moaning, numbness in both my legs from sitting on a toilet for that long & also in my heart for what was once a childhood joy, now an adulthood horror. Who would of thunk that rainbow colored gummi bears could manifest itself into such an evil of multiple brown rag dolls left floating in the porcelain bowl needing to be flushed away in all urgency so as to not leave a reminder of that day. Gummi Bears you are no longer a friend of mine. No you are not.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
Very disappointed. I read the reviews and bought these for my stepdad. I've given it to him multiple times and still nothing. Read morePublished 1 month ago by Nancy R.
With a party of 15 in Tommy's den, there was no preparation whatsoever for what followed. It began to sound like someone let the air out of the party balloons. Read morePublished 6 months ago by Amazon Customer
A delicious treat that should be enjoyed only after the following preparations have been made,
1- make sure it's Friday and cancel all weekend plans, for good measure go ahead... Read more
I ate 14 of these and they cleaned me out for three days. No joke, these are too mean for the gag gift I intended for them to be.Published 7 months ago by Matthew Sonnek
These were perfect for a gag gift, my boyfriend was in the toilet all day! LOLPublished 8 months ago by Cindy