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Harmful If Swallowed [CD+DVD]

Dane CookAudio CD
4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (321 customer reviews)

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Product Details

  • Audio CD (July 22, 2003)
  • Original Release Date: 2000
  • Number of Discs: 2
  • Format: CD+DVD
  • Label: Comedy Central
  • ASIN: B00009V7U2
  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (321 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #49,492 in Music (See Top 100 in Music)

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Product Description

There's no wonder why Dane is one of the country's top comedians today, as seen on his first CD/DVD release! You'll get audio of Dane's classic material as well as a DVD of his best performances (some unedited!) from Comedy Central.

About the Artist

Dane Cook is one of the top stand-up comedians working today, headlining many of the nation's most prestigious comedy clubs. Dane has his own top-rated Comedy Central(r) special. He has also appeared on Crank Yankers, Comics Come Home hosted by Denis Leary, and a countless variety of late night talk shows. This double digi-pak contains a full-length CD of Dane's classic material and a DVD of Dane's best on-air performances.

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33 of 42 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Buy this if you want to nearly kill yourself... November 10, 2005
Format:Audio CD
Seriously, if you get this cd and you don't preview it before you take it for a drive in your car, there is a likely chance that you will get into an accident from laughing so hard. I had to physically turn off my cd player in my car because I was laughing so hard in the first 8 minutes of the performance. NOT SAFE! Hahaha. But it's completely worth 10x the pruchase price, its one of the funniest cds I've ever heard. I'd kept hearing how funny Dane Cook is but I hate buying into hype right away so I wasn't in a rush to buy it. I'm sorry I waited. If you have ANY interest at all in the art form of COMEDY, buy this CD immedietly, but be forewarned about listening to it for the first time while driving... it's a hazard!
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18 of 22 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars 5 STARS?? HOW ABOUT 10!!!!! August 16, 2003
By "tkc22"
Format:Audio CD
I first saw Dane Cook on Comedy Central like most people, and he won me over from the start. I immediately searched amazon to see if he had a comedy cd out. Once i saw "Harmful If Swallowed" was out i instantly bought it without hesitation.
The cd itself is absolutely hilarious!!! My favorite tracks are his rants on how uncool Kool-Aid is and the quiet pickles lady at the "BK Lounge" drive-thru. It's the best to listen to any time, anywhere. Especially when sitting in traffic, it'll put a big smile on your face. If anyone tries to cut you off you won't be cursing, you'll be laughing when u catch yourself saying "ummm... helllllooooo???!, ummm hiii???!!" as Dane points out on the cd.
I've demanded my friends to watch the dvd and every single one has cried from laughter. It's got an unedited version of his comedy central special, with ALOT of deleted jokes - which i was surprised were cut from the show b/c they are way too funny!! I, myself, can't sit through it without my stomach hurting by the end. Do yourself a favor and buy this cd/dvd combo. It's a great deal and the comedy never gets tired or old after a few plays! GO BUY IT!
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars GIVING COMEDY A PUNCH IN THE FACE December 26, 2004
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Format:Audio CD
HARMFUL IF SWALLOWED is Dane Cook's debut CD, but you may have already seen him perform on Comedy Central. This CD also comes with a DVD that includes the edited and unedited versions of his Comedy Central special, and his appearance on PREMIUM BLEND. Dane Cook is one of the funniest comedians I have ever heard. He tackles issues in modern America and the things that almost everybody goes through. He gets what most other comedians miss... he gets those akward moments that occur in everyday life and all of those stupid things that people do. He handles our obsession with car accidents, being late, nightmares, tickling, childhood dreams, harsh realizations, and other aspects of life. Some people may not think he is funny, but I think he is hilarious. He reminds me of those interesting conversations that you have with people, and I try to say that as non-homosexual as possible. You see all of those moments in your life that make you self-conscious, embarassed, or plain annoyed, and just laugh at them. You listen to all of his stories and the way he puts those unspeakable feelings into words. I think he is one of those great comedians that sticks out and has the ability to become one of the most famous people in Hollywood. I don't know when it is going to happen, but I can feel it coming. This CD has 24 tracks, and is one of the smartest purchases you can make.
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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful
By Jodi K.
Format:Audio CD
Dane Cook is the funniest man alive. That sentence pretty much sums up my feelings on this cd. Old fans and new fans alike will not be disappointed by this re-release. Dane's jokes never cease to make me crack up and the bonus joke had me laughing so hard I almost crashed my car the first time I heard it. The dvd does not disappoint either. The un-edited, hour long version of the Comedy Central performance was hilarious. It was worth the wait to see the whole thing but they should have given a genius like Dane a full hour special to begin with. The cd/dvd combo is modestly priced so everyone should rush out and buy it immediately!!!
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
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After reading quite a few of the negative reviews on here, I noticed that quite a few of them made comments that insulted the intelligence of the people that enjoy Dane's material. I find this to be very insulting. I may not be the smartest person on the planet, but I can guarantee you that my IQ does not fall into the "middle to low range" as one reviewer has suggested.

While Dane's comedy may not suit everyone, he sure does seem to entertain quite a few people. Is he the wittiest or most clever comedian out there? No, but he delivers some very entertaining routines. The only reason I didn't give this 5 stars is because some(not all) of his stuff on the CD part requires you to actually see him to get the full effect, but again that's not really his fault since it is only a CD. Plus, I do think he overdoes it a little on some of the stand-up on the DVD.

Overall though, he is a really great comedian. The first time I heard this CD, I was on a roadtrip with some friends(I was the driver). Not the smartest thing to do. I was laughing extremely hard at times that it was hard to focus on actually driving. The first time I actually saw his standup was on the Comedy Central presents... The part that really did it in for me was the "why did you stop and let me hit you at a legal red light!" routine(not exactly verbatim but you get the idea). Once I heard the "that tire hunted Mary down!" track, I was hooked.

While the 1st few minutes of the CD start off kind of weak, Dane quickly picks up the pace and doesn't slow down til the end. I would highly recommend this CD/DVD for fans that like silly, non-serious comedy. If you try to overanalyze things too much, then maybe you should borrow somebody else's copy before buying it.
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It is so funny! Great quality. I listen to it on the way to & from work. It makes me laugh so hard.
Published 4 months ago by kathy bissonette
5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect to add to your vinyl collection!
I've been a fan of Dane Cook since my early teens. He's aged much better than some other comedians that were popular in the 2000's (but not as well as Gabriel Iglesias and sadly, I... Read more
Published 7 months ago by Kayla
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious
It is hard to describe Dane Cook without seeing/hearing him. I first saw him after someone TRIED to explain his comedy to me. Buy one of his CD/DVDs and you won't be let down. Read more
Published 8 months ago by Marilyn A. Campbell
3.0 out of 5 stars Average
I enjoy Dane Cook, but this is overrated. Except for a couple exceptionally funny short parts, this was average at best.
Published 17 months ago by DJ
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious!
I've laughed my butt off! I've listenend to this album about 4 times now and I still laugh my butt off. The clarity in the tracks is aamazing.
Published 22 months ago by CrownHillKat
3.0 out of 5 stars His strategy lays in his voice... not too clever.
When I first listened to Dane Cook's "Harmful if Swallowed," I laughed. He pointed out many humorous things that we go through in our lives, like having an older brother who treats... Read more
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