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Harmful If Swallowed [CD+DVD]

Dane CookAudio CD
4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (316 customer reviews)

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Songs from this album are available to purchase as MP3s. Click on "Buy MP3" or view the MP3 Album.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         

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listen  1. Intro (LP Version) [Explicit]0:46$0.99 Buy Track
listen  2. Parking Structure (LP Version) [Explicit] 1:28$0.99 Buy Track
listen  3. Umm, Hello? (LP Version) [Explicit] 3:50$0.99 Buy Track
listen  4. Car Accident (LP Version) [Explicit] 2:43$0.99 Buy Track
listen  5. Tire In The Face (LP Version) [Explicit] 2:07$0.99 Buy Track
listen  6. Would You Rather... (LP Version) [Explicit] 6:03$0.99 Buy Track
listen  7. Firemen & Policemen & Minature Golf Course Security Guard (LP Version) [Explicit] 2:07$0.99 Buy Track
listen  8. The BK Lounge (LP Version) [Explicit] 3:29$0.99 Buy Track
listen  9. Pregnant Lady (LP Version) [Explicit] 1:48$0.99 Buy Track
listen10. Five Sisters (LP Version) [Explicit]0:58$0.99 Buy Track
listen11. Slip 'n' Bleed (LP Version) [Explicit] 1:00$0.99 Buy Track
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listen15. Bathroom (LP Version) [Explicit] 2:24$0.99 Buy Track
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listen17. Fuk And The Finga (LP Version) [Explicit] 1:44$0.99 Buy Track
listen18. Just Wanna Dance (LP Version) [Explicit] 4:18$0.99 Buy Track
listen19. Head (LP Version) [Explicit] 2:34$0.99 Buy Track
listen20. Nightmare (LP Version) [Explicit] 3:05$0.99 Buy Track
listen21. Hopped Up On The Q (LP Version) [Explicit] 1:13$0.99 Buy Track
listen22. Not So Kool-Aid (LP Version) [Explicit] 1:28$0.99 Buy Track
listen23. Pick A Number Please! (LP Version) [Explicit] 1:44$0.99 Buy Track
listen24. Bonus Track (LP Version) [Explicit] 7:36$0.99 Buy Track


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Product Details

  • Audio CD (July 22, 2003)
  • Original Release Date: 2000
  • Number of Discs: 2
  • Format: CD+DVD
  • Label: Comedy Central
  • ASIN: B00009V7U2
  • In-Print Editions: MP3 Download
  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (316 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #20,305 in Music (See Top 100 in Music)

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About the Artist

Dane Cook is one of the top stand-up comedians working today, headlining many of the nation's most prestigious comedy clubs. Dane has his own top-rated Comedy Central(r) special. He has also appeared on Crank Yankers, Comics Come Home hosted by Denis Leary, and a countless variety of late night talk shows. This double digi-pak contains a full-length CD of Dane's classic material and a DVD of Dane's best on-air performances.

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Dane Cook is one of the top stand-up comedians working today, headlining many of the nation's most prestigious comedy clubs. Dane has his own top-rated Comedy Central (r) special. He has also appeared on Crank Yankers, Comics Come Home hosted by Denis Leary, and a countless variety of late night talk shows. This double digi-pak contains a full-length CD of Dane's classic material and a DVD of Dane's best on-air performances. www.danecook.com.

 

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4.7 out of 5 stars (316 customer reviews)
 
 
 
 
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33 of 42 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Buy this if you want to nearly kill yourself..., November 10, 2005
This review is from: Harmful If Swallowed (Audio CD)
Seriously, if you get this cd and you don't preview it before you take it for a drive in your car, there is a likely chance that you will get into an accident from laughing so hard. I had to physically turn off my cd player in my car because I was laughing so hard in the first 8 minutes of the performance. NOT SAFE! Hahaha. But it's completely worth 10x the pruchase price, its one of the funniest cds I've ever heard. I'd kept hearing how funny Dane Cook is but I hate buying into hype right away so I wasn't in a rush to buy it. I'm sorry I waited. If you have ANY interest at all in the art form of COMEDY, buy this CD immedietly, but be forewarned about listening to it for the first time while driving... it's a hazard!
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18 of 22 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars 5 STARS?? HOW ABOUT 10!!!!!, August 16, 2003
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"tkc22" (Williston Park, NY) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Harmful If Swallowed (Audio CD)
I first saw Dane Cook on Comedy Central like most people, and he won me over from the start. I immediately searched amazon to see if he had a comedy cd out. Once i saw "Harmful If Swallowed" was out i instantly bought it without hesitation.
The cd itself is absolutely hilarious!!! My favorite tracks are his rants on how uncool Kool-Aid is and the quiet pickles lady at the "BK Lounge" drive-thru. It's the best to listen to any time, anywhere. Especially when sitting in traffic, it'll put a big smile on your face. If anyone tries to cut you off you won't be cursing, you'll be laughing when u catch yourself saying "ummm... helllllooooo???!, ummm hiii???!!" as Dane points out on the cd.
I've demanded my friends to watch the dvd and every single one has cried from laughter. It's got an unedited version of his comedy central special, with ALOT of deleted jokes - which i was surprised were cut from the show b/c they are way too funny!! I, myself, can't sit through it without my stomach hurting by the end. Do yourself a favor and buy this cd/dvd combo. It's a great deal and the comedy never gets tired or old after a few plays! GO BUY IT!
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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars I'm not sure it's possible to put this cd into words..., July 24, 2003
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Jodi Green (Hoffman Estates, Illinois USA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Harmful If Swallowed (Audio CD)
Dane Cook is the funniest man alive. That sentence pretty much sums up my feelings on this cd. Old fans and new fans alike will not be disappointed by this re-release. Dane's jokes never cease to make me crack up and the bonus joke had me laughing so hard I almost crashed my car the first time I heard it. The dvd does not disappoint either. The un-edited, hour long version of the Comedy Central performance was hilarious. It was worth the wait to see the whole thing but they should have given a genius like Dane a full hour special to begin with. The cd/dvd combo is modestly priced so everyone should rush out and buy it immediately!!!
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