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Harry Ballsack And The Quid Witch Caper [Kindle Edition]

Mike Cooley
3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)

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Book Description

The last time I was in a coma my BFF read me every single Potter book, hoping they would give me the will to live. They didn’t, but I woke up anyway. Still delirious from the dragon bites, I demanded paper and wrote down Harry’s story as best as I could recall. I lit that one on fire.

Then I tried again… writing from right to left, upside down, and backwards. That version sucked ass, so I wadded it up and shot it out of a cannon.

The third time I wrote it in Latin, then scanned it in and ran it through Babblefish. That one wasn’t too bad, so I sent it to Penguin with a ransom note.

Against all odds, the fourth time was the charm! I typed that one into a dusty laptop in Comic Sans while guzzling whiskey.

And thus the story you have before you came to be….

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  • File Size: 181 KB
  • Print Length: 27 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0096HGA5C
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,095,936 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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3.0 out of 5 stars If you already like Harry Potter, its cute June 30, 2013
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Not the greatest tale if you don't know anything about Harry Potter. It's not so much a story as an alternate jabbing take on scenes from the Potter-verse. it's cute if you don't mind irreverent jabs at your favorite characters.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Funny, crude and stupid May 18, 2013
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This short parody had me laughing out loud. The hilarious blurb was enough to make me download it. Hermelony. Where did the author come up with that name? Bwahaha! If you're a Potter fan who also enjoys a bit of potty-mouthed humor, check it out.
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4.0 out of 5 stars A riot November 16, 2012
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I cracked up the entire time I read this book. It is really funny. While it could have been a little better edited the improper syntax actually adds to the humor so I think it was intended. Would recommend this book to anyone that wants a good laugh.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Just plain fun! October 6, 2012
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Harry Ballsack and the Quid Witch Caper is a fun romp through the entire series involving a certain group of magical teens. One of my favorite things about this just-for-fun parody was the clever twist the author puts on each of the names. It took me a minute or two to make the connection between Pigblemish academy and... well, you know. Whether you're a Potter fan or not, this one is just plain fun!
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More About the Author

I have been writing science fiction and fantasy stories for many years.
My writing has an edge to it. I enjoy exploring the dark and surreal landscapes of the mind.

The first two novels in my Legend Of The Crystals series are out (Crystal Warrior and Crystal Origin).
Book Three (Crystal Legacy) should be out in early 2014.

I have many stories out in different genres:

Crystal Warrior, Crystal Origin -- Epic Fantasy
Bryn Morrow, Alpha Male -- Paranormal Romance
Skin Of Giants -- Science Fiction Short Story Collection
Eater of Eyes -- Horror
She Stands At The Precipice -- Poetry
How To Keep Sparkly Emo Vampires Off Your Lawn -- Parody


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Mike

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