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I Hate Auburn (vol. 2) (I Hate series) (v. 2)

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This book serves no purpose. The book is written for Alabama fans and they are all illiterate.

Using controversy to rake in the bucks from the Mullet(Bammer) Nation. Book is a complete joke.

After Bear Bryant dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows Bear a little two-bedroom house with a faded Alabama banner hanging from the front porch.

"This is your house, coach," God says happily."Most people don't get their own houses up here."

Bear looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It's a huge, beautiful two-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all the windows. Auburn flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge Auburn banner hangs between the marble columns.

"Thanks for the house, God," Bear says. "But let me ask you a question. I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and Shug gets a mansion with Auburn banners and AU flags flying all over the place. Why is that?"

God looks at him seriously for a moment, then says, "Bear, that's not Shug's house. That's mine."

just had to give it a bad review cause bama sucks

. . . cause obviously, he couldn't read it himself. After explaining the jokes to him, he still didn't get them. This book is almost as big of a joke as Cliff Ellis: The Winning Edge.
Those that enjoy this book will probably enjoy: Mulletheads: The Legends, Lore, Magic, and Mania Surrounding the Humble but Celebrated Mullet.

Finebaum trashes every school, whether it's Auburn, Bama, or whoever else, all in the name of ratings. The state of Alabama would be better off if they boycotted everything Finebaum.

Well reader from Tuscaloosa, AL, I can think of about 10 good reasons the 'sorry' Auburn team is better than the Bama team, but I dont want to reopen your sore wounds.
This guy should write a book on Alabama starting with one thing even the Bama fans hate... Coach Fran.
The fact of the matter is, this book is a cheap attempt at a few bucks, and Finebaum doesnt know his subject matter.

The fact that this guy is able to maintain a sinecure as a sports talk show host making six figures per year proves that Alabama has serious education problems. The state would be better off if someone snuffed him out.

Hating everything and everyone will not grow even one follicle back on your smooth, shiny pate, Paul. And that hat doesn't make you look like Walter Winchell, either.

Go Dawgs!

Finebaum reveals the truths about the sorry excuse for a football program.