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The Haunted Sea

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As a Krista Allen fan, The Haunted Sea certainly belongs in my bookcase. She shoulders the lead, and without ruining the film for anyone, Ms Allen does as well as the script and director permit. The creature effects reminded me of my days at the matinees during the '50s. Historical accuracy goes out the window, so just kick back with your finger on the rewind button for the Krista Allen scenes.:)

In typical Roger Corman style, the budget is low,the script paper thin.Yet, Krista Allen gives asincere effort with little to lend support. James Brolin, Joanna Pacula try too! Enjoyable if you don'ttake it seriously. Krista's Beauty makes it worth price of admission.

I saw this movie on Showtime one night, and I'll tell you, out of the many horror-accidentally-made-comedies I've seen, this one is one of the funniest. The monster looks like Godzilla and ET had a kid, the acting is cheesey, there's lots of slap stick (monster punching people or using its head to ram open a door), and there's just one unforgetable scene where the monster is hanging upside down, its mouth is wide open, and its eyes are almost bugged out of the skull and it's making this stupid sounding moan. A scene of which that made me laugh for at least half an hour.

Guy in a rubber monster suit chases people all over ship, killing them off one by one. Magic M16 rifle used by heroine never runs out of bullets (At the beginning of the flick,she didn't even know how to hold it! By the end, she's Annie Oakley!) Lame.

though the movie wasn't too good, krista allen was amazing as usual. i love her, and she made the movie get all 3 stars that i gave it. miss allen is so lovely, and i love her. if anyone wants a copy, i have some. yesmaam27@hotmail.com

GOOD STORY LINE YET BAD ACTING AND WRITING INTERFERES WITH THIS ROGER CORMAN HORROR FLICK. THE CREW OF A SHIP FINDS ANOTHER SHIP. THERE ARE NO PASSENGERS. THEY FIND AN OLD AZTEC TREASURE AND, FOR GOD KNOWS WHY, AN IDIOT GRABS IT. VERY COMMONLY IT WILL FLASH TO A MEMBER OF THE CREW TAKING OFF HER CLOTHES BUT, HEY, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM CHEESE? I ENJOYED LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS MUCH MORE.