yet hate how long it takes to drink a beer?
If so, you might be a deeply conflicted person whose belief structure and worldview is likely plagued with other internal inconsistencies.
Also, you will probably love this product. It is very well made and easy to carry around. If you order an extra, as a gift or to keep in the glove compartment, I don't know, you might qualify for Super Saver shipping or something.
As another reviewer noted, this is not compatible with canned beer, so don't go making that mistake!