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Jeffrey Thomas (Author)
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January 14, 2009
Punktown's health agents are charged with keeping the public safe from infectious disease. Between inter-planetary travel, super-mutant strains of bacteria and criminal genetic manipulation they certainly keep busy. But for health agent Montgomery Black work is about to consume his life. The problem is a highly contagious and extremely deadly STD, mutstav six-seventy and cases are showing up everywhere. While trying to prevent the spread of the disease Black could lose everything that's important to him but there's no ignoring the suspicion that something far more sinister than the impartial hand of nature is behind the spread of this epidemic.

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HEALTH AGENT is a fine introduction to one of the weirdest yet most vividly rendered cities in the genre, a gritty melting pot of desire and despair, of the grotesque and the sublime, of love and dread... --Locus, November 2008 --This text refers to the Hardcover edition.

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"Wild, weird, clever and brutal, Health Agent is a crazed ride into the heart of that bizarre reality known as Punktown. Jeffrey Thomas has a diabolical imagination and, thankfully, the talent to vent it through a unique and always engrossing voice. Think William Burroughs meets Clive Barker on a mescaline-drenched junket through one gothic-industrial hell and you get some small sense of the exam that this Health Agent is going to give you. Now turn your head and cough." --Jack O'Connell, Author of Word Made Flesh --This text refers to the Hardcover edition.

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  • Paperback: 232 pages
  • Publisher: Raw Dog Screaming Press (January 14, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1933293446
  • ISBN-13: 978-1933293448
  • Product Dimensions: 9 x 6 x 0.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,896,003 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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I am the author of such science fiction/horror novels as DEADSTOCK (finalist for the John W. Campbell Award), BLUE WAR, HEALTH AGENT, MONSTROCITY (finalist for the Bram Stoker Award), THE FALL OF HADES, LETTERS FROM HADES, UGLY HEAVEN/BEAUTIFUL HELL (coauthored with Carlton Mellick III), THOUGHT FORMS, and A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET: THE DREAM DEALERS. My short story collections include PUNKTOWN, VOICES FROM PUNKTOWN, PUNKTOWN: SHADES OF GREY (coauthored with Scott Thomas), NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS, UNHOLY DIMENSIONS, VOICES FROM HADES, THIRTEEN SPECIMENS, DOOMSDAYS, and AAAIIIEEE!!!. Stories of mine have been reprinted in THE YEAR'S BEST FANTASY AND HORROR and THE YEAR'S BEST HORROR STORIES. Though I consider Vietnam (my wife's place of origin) my second home, I am a resident of ye olde Massachusetts. Visit my blog at www.JeffreyEThomas.com.

 

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5.0 out of 5 stars A fresh look at Punktown through infected eyes, November 25, 2008
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What happens when you lose everything, even your own life? Health Agent Montgomery Black could tell you. Black works for HAP (Health Agency of Paxton) along with partner Opal Cowrie, agent Vern Woodmere (a Red War veteran), and Beak, an alien species called Enisku. The entire agency is busy tracking down all people infected with the brand new, deadly STD called Mutstav 670. M670 has a 100% fatality rate and is highly contagious, and until a cure is found all who are infected must be rounded up by HAP.

On a routine investigation of an artistic show being performed in an abandoned warehouse - once the site of a massive toxic spill - the four attend the latest showing of artist Toll Loveland's performance piece called Pandora's Box. During Loveland's show, he releases a flock of carnivorous moths ... all infected with M670. He also shows a video of the murder of Auretta Here, famous for her VT news spotlights about M670 victims (of which she is one) from her hidden location.

Agent Black is bitten, and immediately contracts the virus. Later that evening, he will unknowingly pass it on to Opal during sex. Loveland disappears, literally, from the show. Neither HAP nor the Forcers are able to discover how he escaped or his current whereabouts. Once its discovered that the moths contained the virus, Loveland becomes Paxton's most wanted man - for the slow murder of his audience. Black continues to investigate for awhile, until the virus incapacitates him and he loses his job. Black is dying.

At the brink of death, the cure is found, but Montgomery Black is not the same person, and he never will be again. He begins a new, reclusive life. Loveland's body is found, wasted away by M670, but Black believes Loveland is still alive. Only after meeting a beautiful, scarred actress named Mauve Pond does Black begin to feel life again, but can he pull himself back enough from the brink to follow his previous course of pursuing Loveland by finding all of Loveland's accomplices and traces?

'Health Agent' is truly a fantastic read. There's horror, suspenseful detective work, scifi, otherworldly surroundings, superb character development, and of course, Punktown (one of my absolute favorite places to visit). The story is fast-paced, riddled with many interesting characters(each clearly individual and fully fleshed out), and developing plot twists and changes that keep you reading long into the night. Jeffrey Thomas is one of my favorite authors. His style is flawless, his imagination is incredible, and his ability to paint his imagination into the form of the written word is utterly genius. His creation of Punktown (a fictional city on another planet, used in many other novels such as Everybody Scream!, Monstrocity, Deadstock, and Blue War) is brilliant; you can feel the mean streets beneath your feet, smell its crafty atmosphere, and fully visualize its teeming population - all without effort through Thomas's smoothly flowing prose and dialogues.

'Health Agent' is a welcome addition to Punktown, close to being my favorite so far. It combines the medical ickiness of a mysterious infection with the excitement of a well written detective novel. Don't miss out on this 10 star book! Enjoy!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Punktown as it was, July 17, 2009
This review is from: Health Agent (Paperback)
I agree with the enthusiasm of the previous reviewer.

What I find interesting is that Health Agent was written in the 1980s and is only seeing press now, with some minor tweaking by the author. It is suffused with the tension that went along with the worst part of the early HIV epidemic in the US, before the virus was identified and when the gay community was being subjected to terrible, fear-fueled discrimination. Young readers who did not live through this period will have a hard time grasping what it was like, but echoes of this paranoia find their way into Health Agent, adding to its gritty realism.

One other thing is I was much more enthusiastic about this novel than the last three (Monstrocity, Deadstock and Blue War). Maybe it was the absence of Cthulhu mythos diversions or the lack of the Vietnam War type flourishes. Maybe it was just Mr. Thomas' ealier style. Whatever it was, I found the prose fresher, particularly in the last half of the book when the tension kicked up a couple of notches.

Health Agent stands well on its own but readers new to Punktown are advised to seek out the short story collections Punktown, Punktown: Shades of Grey and Voices from Punktown. I always thought Punktown worked better in the short story format anyway.

Finally, I read the limited edition hardcover which had some typesetting errors, mainly missing quotation marks. I don't know if these were present in the mmpb but they were not too distracting.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A glorious mix of the macabre, grotesque, and disturbing, September 23, 2011
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I've set out to become something of a scholar of Jeffrey Thomas' Punktown work, and I've been reading everything he's written in the setting to date. Although Health Agent features no Cthulhu Mythos that have come to define Punktown, there are plenty of evils within; the horror of Lovecraftian beasts is nothing in comparison to the horror man inflicts on himself. Part detective story, part love story, and all sci-fi noir that Thomas does best, Health Agent involves Agent Montgomery Black, who works for the Health Agency of Paxton (that's Punktown to you and I). With his lover/partner Opal, Red War veteran Vern, and the bird-like alien agent known as Beak, they face a horrible new threat: Mustav 670, a fatal contagion spread through body fluids. Black and Cowrie's mettle is tested when they are forced to put down a male prostitute infected with the disease on live television. They soon learn that it's easy to be judge, jury, and executioner...until someone you care for is infected.

It's no spoiler that the disease will eventually take hold in some of our protagonists, even kill them. The crux of the story is what the survivors do with their lives afterward. Although it's set in a science fiction universe, the characters are all lost souls trying to make sense of a random universe. Cowrie and Black live together, work together, even sleep together, but they have not expressed feelings for each other. Vern still holds the wounds of the Red War seething inside him. Beak - a member of the Enisku race that mates for life -- is consumed with vengeance against his wife's murderers. They all have one thing in common: the only way to peace is through brutal, bloody violence.

In Health Agent, violence and art commingle in fascinating ways. Arch-nemesis Toll Loveland is an artist who uses Mustav 670 as his brush and Punktown as his canvass. Interspersed throughout the pursuit of Loveland is commentary on art, critics, violence in modern culture, violence as art, and art as violence. Health Ageny is a glorious mix of the macabre, grotesque, and disturbing all rolled into a frightening parable about HIV. One of Thomas' best.
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