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49 of 52 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars You're a hora!
Let me be absolutely clear, this movie is HYS-TER-IC-AL! In a world where the same three holiday movies are played over, and over, and over again in a complex form of brainwashing by our local networks, it was a pure delight to see something fresh, funny, and outstandingly original in the holiday film circuit. Director Jonathan Kesselman has done his homework with this...
Published on December 15, 2004 by A. Gyurisin

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3.0 out of 5 stars Hammer Review
I thought this was a funny adult movie. It might be a little over the top for some people and definitely not for children. If you have a weird sense of humor and can laugh at the Santa Claus myth, check it out. This is not a Miracle on 34th Street movie.
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49 of 52 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars You're a hora!, December 15, 2004
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This review is from: The Hebrew Hammer (DVD)
Let me be absolutely clear, this movie is HYS-TER-IC-AL! In a world where the same three holiday movies are played over, and over, and over again in a complex form of brainwashing by our local networks, it was a pure delight to see something fresh, funny, and outstandingly original in the holiday film circuit. Director Jonathan Kesselman has done his homework with this project. By homework I mean watching "cult" classics like Hot Shots! and Airplane! while using a similar structure to develop his own unique blend of humor and satire. While watching this you will be surprised at how little you see coming. That is due to the fresh feel of this film. We have not seen many films like it lately, it on all levels it worked. It left me wanting more, oh so much more.

You can only credit the director for so much, it takes the talent from in front of the camera to really pull a film together. The feeling that actors have when doing a project definitely comes through the screen and onto the audience. Take Stepford Wives for example. You could tell that Kidman had no excitement on doing this project, and it consequently was horrible. I was never interested in Kidman's character because if she didn't care, why should I bother. This was not the case with The Hebrew Hammer. Goldberg was having a blast playing this zany yet kind character that cares more about his faith than anyone in the entire world. His eyes told the story, and allowed us to really follow this "leader" blindly into uncharted territory. I am an enormous fan of Andy Dick, not only does he carry my name, but he also bring to the screen his one style of comedy. He is notorious for being who he is, and while others may find him annoying, I only see him as comic genius a la Robin Williams. He is destined to be one of the greats and if he keeps with these films he will surely do well. The rest of the cast is superb, they really transport you into this world unlike our own. They really do define themselves and take this film to a new level. Adam Goldberg and Andy Dick are the staples of this film, while the rest assist in holding the film together.

I would also like to take this time to say that I watched this film with my Jewish friends, and they thought it was hysterical as well. I have trouble seeing where offense could be taken from this film. This was a humorous story about the uneducated nature of our culture towards the Hanukkah holiday. It comes at a time when consumerism is up and family values are at an all time low. This was no Oscar film, but it did bring to the spotlight a holiday and culture that is normally left on the doorstep. I applaud Kesselman's hard work and excitement behind this picture. This could have easily been something that fell through the cracks, but instead it will be something I show to friends time and time again.

Overall, I was extremely impressed with this film. The quality of the story, the witty and knowledgeable humor made me laugh as well as use my mind (which is a plus), and the honesty behind the characters was something other films should use more often. There was just a sense of fun with this picture, and it blasted through my television with the greatest of ease. This is our new Holiday film in our house. I am skipping the "classics" and creating new ones of my own. How impressive this film was!

Grade: ***** out of *****
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35 of 38 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Takes up where Mel Brooks leaves off..., September 30, 2004
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This review is from: The Hebrew Hammer (DVD)
Ok, this is even more extreme than Uncle Mel ever intended to be.

If you do not like satirical humour, directed at *everyone*, DO NOT buy or view this movie.

If you loved Monty Python's "Life of Brian", "Meaning of Life", or Mel Brooks triumphs such as the "The Inquisition" and "Springtime for Hitler" musical numbers, and other such wonderful potshots at people who take themselves WAY too seriously, then this is a movie for you.

I am very very happy that this is finally being released, just in time for some celebratory viewing during Hanukkah.
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11 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A Blast!, April 26, 2005
This review is from: The Hebrew Hammer (DVD)
Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Well-done, Kesselman. Anyone who's familiar with the Jewish (and African-American) cultures can appreciate the humor in this film. I loved Adam Goldberg in this movie, he does so much for it, great casting. I am sorry I didn't know about this movie when it first came out!

If you want some good humor, and feel like taking a break from a hectic day, watch this!
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11 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Just What the Reviewer Above Said!, September 3, 2004
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This review is from: The Hebrew Hammer (DVD)
Tasteless in the tradition of Monty Python and Mel Brooks, a logical companion to "Bad Santa", this is one seriously funny film. If you are easily offended, just pass on this one. If you can stand everyone -- and I do mean everyone -- being mocked and insulted, then you are in for a side-splitting time.
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16 of 19 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Sacrilidge Never sounded so great!, August 30, 2004
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This review is from: The Hebrew Hammer (DVD)
This is quite probably the most offensive and vile movie I have ever seen, but I still loved it. The story follows a Jew on a mission to save Hanukkah from the evil Santa Claus, with the help of the Black Panthers (Defending Kwanza with extreme prejudice...), his mother, and his girlfriend (secretly in cohoots with his mother). Along the way he also manages to tangle with Nazi's and christmas movies (A Wonderful Life) trying to subvert young jews.

If you have a sense of humor and are willing to laugh at yourself, this will be a great movie you cant afford to miss. If you are easily offended, and have no room to laugh at blatant stereotypes and religious matters, this movie probably isnt for you. It also helps if you at least understand the Jewish Religion, as alot of the offensive/funny jokes are "in jokes" that only Jews will get.
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10 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars This film deserves a 10!, November 4, 2004
This review is from: The Hebrew Hammer (DVD)
I originally saw this film during it's pre-release airing on Comedy Central, at the suggestion of a college professor. It is one of the funniest movies out there. Jewish or no, it's a film all can enjoy, except maybe those who can't take a joke.
This film pulls no punches and is equal-opportunity when it comes to poking fun. So if you're ready for some political incorrectness and a lot of laughter, this is the movie to see!
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars jews need holiday movies, too! and this one was hilarious!, November 6, 2005
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This review is from: The Hebrew Hammer (DVD)
there were no holiday movies for jews. at least not funny ones. until now. we have the one adam sandler, and that's it. 2 movies in a world full of christmas movies. and this one embraces the three christmas time holidays....in an odd way.

i'm a jew who was raised mormon (pray for me) so somethings were lost to me specificly. but i have that friend, the orthodox jew, who has the overbearing, stereotypical, jewish mom. and he is now the woody allen type neurodic. then this movie made total sense. and it was funnier then ever. all of my jewish friends had that mom. and so did the hebrew hammer.

this movies is full of the stereo types, and every stereotype has a bit of truth to it (or they wouldn't exist in the first place), and this movie used them all. but not to alienate any one specific group. it starts and ends with a multicultural colaboration.

i loved this movie. it was funny, it's not pc, it pokes fun at everyone. it was not meant to be taken seriously. and at the end, everyone learns a lesson. just the way a holiday movies should be.


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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Unbelievably Hilarious...., November 29, 2004
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This review is from: The Hebrew Hammer (DVD)
I don't feel it necessary to repeat what has already been adequately covered in prior reviews here, but did want to throw out the idea of coming up with a sequel to the producers and entire cast. As a simple Buddhist "Goy-Boy", I thought this movie was a wonderful twist on the usual movie satires! It should bring all religous persuations to an even playing field and allow all people to just relax for a moment in joining your minds for just some simple laughter!
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars SO WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?, November 9, 2004
This review is from: The Hebrew Hammer (DVD)
Yes, I am Jewish and yes, I love this movie and have I been waiting too long for this to come out on DVD? Does lox go with bagels? Mashugana! This is funny! First, I should say that anything that makes fun of stereotypes is for me. You know the plot so this is for those who aren't sure of they should buy this. Buy it! The poor people who made it are already filled with guilt. Don't make it worse for them. Give a little. Send it to a Jewish friend for Chanukah (the correct spelling). Don't have a Jewish friend? Shame on you! Go find one and then send this movie to them. They'll love it.
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A Holiday Classic for the chosen people, November 24, 2007
This review is from: The Hebrew Hammer (DVD)
Lets be honest... "our" people don't have many holidays movies and this makes up for it.

Shabot shalom mother f'er!
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