The Hedonist: World Travel Guide (Paperback)

by Brett Tate (Author), Dr. Brett Tate (Author) "Imagine someone approaches you with a business offer that has no potential financial return, and proposes a fifty percent chance of losing half your net..." (more)
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Product Description
As seen on TV, The Hedonist is the ultimate Sports and Sex Vacation Guide. Written for the guy who knows exactly what he wants, is willing to pay for it, and loves to spoils himself rotten. If you love exotic tropical getaways with Ocean Lined Golf, Deep Sea Fishing, Casinos, and pay for play girls who always say yes, this book is for you. Experience the Ultimate Fat Cat Vacations that can be pulled off on a fraternity tight budget. Get your BS stories for the old lady at home, it's time to be the fearless weekend warrior who indulges in balls to the wall hedonistic lust.

Spring Break, Cancun, and Hedonism are for wimps. This is the Big Leagues, the Adult Disneyland. Where every guy scores hot young girls every night, and the fishing and golf stories are all real. Covering 20 tropical cities, dive headfirst into hedonist insanity in Costa Rica, Rio de Janeiro, Cabo San Lucas, from Bangkok to the Caribbean, to a dozen untarnished island paradises in South America, Asia, and Europe, where you'll be treated like a King for $25! A fascinating read written from personal experiences, in a hysterical, Maxim-like sarcastic style that seems more like a Bachelor Party conversation than a travel guide. Golf, Fishing, Gambling, Beaches, and chugging umbrella drinks with Pay for Play hotties wearing nothing but a smile. Who could ask for anything more?

Learn the how, what, and where for all your daytime sports activities:

• Breathtaking world ranked Ocean-lined Golf Courses
  
• Big Game Sportfishing with Trophy-sized Marlin and topless horny shipmates
  
• Scuba diving, Windsurfing, Parasailing, Snorkeling, and Kayaking
  
• Jungle treks, rappelling, mountain climbing, insane Level 4 Whitewater Rafting

Learn the how and the where to meet your uninhibited "dates".

• Massive High Class discos where every girl is available and competes for you
  
• Full service, upscale Strip Clubs (incall/outcall), Massage Parlors and Roman Termas
  
• Sports bar Brothels, Red Light Districts, Escorts, endless local nymphos
  
• Topless beaches overflowing with sexy young Island girls who ALWAYS SAY YES
  
• The low down on the club procedures, pricing and terminology, w/local updated websites w/maps and details.

What can I expect to happen on these vacations?

• Expect Viagra to become a favorite new food group
  
• Expect girls to be walking with a limp after leaving your hotel room
  
• Experience first-hand the wisdom of the famous line "we pay them to leave."
  
• Discover a little late that "Drink Canada Dry" is just a slogan, and not a personal challenge
  
• Expect to feel 20 years younger, and to dread the day you have to return

A turnkey guide travel assistant, complete with reviews, addresses, phone numbers, and first hand field reports. Included is a must-read 30 pages of Sex Tourism 101 advice on mastering the games and psychology of the local women you'll meet. This is the taboo Bachelor's Vacation Guide that we've all been waiting for, without a single politically correct word in it. Nicknamed the Sex Bible for Men, over 200 pages of extensive, concise, well-researched advice, including tips for hotels, cabs, customs, currency, crime and scams, sightseeing advice and more. A real time and money saver. Why settle for anything but the best? Why gamble on hopes? Bet on the sure thing. The girls are waiting...

Product Details

• Paperback: 208 pages
• Publisher: Cambridge Publishing, LLC (2005)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0975264001
• ISBN-13: 978-0975264003
• Product Dimensions: 8.8 x 6 x 0.3 inches
• Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars See all reviews (26 customer reviews)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #31,866 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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58 of 60 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars This Book is the Truth, February 17, 2008

By	G. Williams (OH USA) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

I was soo surprised on how accurate this book really was, It was almost like Brett had just left Rio the week before I got there. I just returned from Carnaval 2008 and I had the time of my life! This city is a true male twenty-somethings bachelor's paradise. One of my male friends that travels the world put me on to this book while I was there, and it officially became a checklist. Truly unbelieveable how accurate and precise this book is, and is highly recommended to anyone who wants to be in this "secret society". Just follow the rules to this book, or add them to your current agenda, and you too could have the time of your life in one of these many great cities, just like I did in Rio. I'm buying the book for future destinations, and I've also purchased his other book "The Professional Bachelor", which are now known to me as the The "Red" book, and the "Black" book. Both are must haves and I hope Brett keeps all these goodies coming in the future!

60 of 63 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Great guide, December 25, 2005

By	Steven Bordick (Jacksonville, Florida) - See all my reviews

Having been burned by the vagueness of a number of Lonely Planet travel books, I was looking for something more specifically tailored to male vacations. This guide has been a great find. It has proven to be invaluable, saving me a lot of headaches and money. It really cuts to the chase on describing exactly how, what, and where a guy can discover adventure on his terms in each city. It's heavy on details, and offers not just the hedonistic activities to dabble in, but also the legalities of travel there; customs, currency tidbits, and the scams and bad spots to avoid. The author is obviously a well traveled guy, some of these beach towns I've never even heard of. Just reading about them makes you more than curious. Beyond the excellent content, the best thing about this book is the writing style. Almost masquerading as a travel guide, it is one of the funniest collection of chauvinistic pieces of insight and wisdom I've ever read. It's worth buying it just for learning and laughing.

61 of 65 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Caribbean Gone Wild, April 29, 2004

By	Island Guy (Boca Raton, FL) - See all my reviews

A quick note, since this book really paid for itself for me. A friend and I booked a 3 day fishing marathon in Curacao (Caribbean). I quickly realized we knew nothing about the nightlife and got worried. I scoured through Borders and other bookstores and came up empty handed. On a tip, I picked up this book, and it had all the info we needed for fishing, casinos, hotels, the solution to the disastrous taxi rates, and most important, what to do at night.

We took the advice and headed straight to the state owned brothel at the end of the island. After one sip of the first beer, a sea of amazon latinas tackled us...must have been 50 of them. What a great fishing trip. They were really biting the whole weekend. We hooked so many trophy keepers, it brings tears to my eyes. Back home now, and it's been really cold. Not the weather, the old lady. She just can't understand how I got such deep nail marks on my back catching a marlin. My advice is dump the broad, and buy this book.